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English Truths
Posted by: Sean Monroe on March 29, 2005 @ 4:12 am
Gluttony is the sin of England........An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea...........Englishwomen’s shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described, but had never seen any.......The Sleazy English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity......They are K-9 loyal to royal in Ulster,and sheep with a nasty cowardly side......Poltroons, cowards, skulkers and dastards...... An English oath is a lie............England: a good land and a bad people.......Heres something for the ones in Ulster to look at-The English have one hundred religions, but only one sauce.........A broad definition of crime in England is that it is any lower-class activity that is displeasing to the upper class........
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so called thruths on April 1, 2005 @ 7:20 am |
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How many potatoes shoving supermodels are there? Lots of beautiful English women unlike the ragd out Irish |
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to so called on April 1, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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Im sure there are many Irish models. The Irish are generally a pretty good looking
bunch. Supermodels are not necessarily pretty or beautiful, they are just clothes horses
who look striking and have the look of the moment. I think lookswise they are highly overrated. By the way I am not Irish so I am completely neutral on this. |
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THE LIMEY on April 3, 2005 @ 12:33 am |
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FUCKING IRISH WOMAN ARE PIGS THAT ONLY A DRUNK PADDY WOULD WANT TO FUCK BUT ONLY AFTER HE ASS RAPED HIS SHEEP FIRST. |
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on April 3, 2005 @ 8:26 am |
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limey is not a brit. He is a redneck who lives on a trailer park. |
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response on April 5, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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on both sides yah get get pretty irish gals, n pretty english gals, but wait a sec if ya take a look at da miss world or miss universe competitions that take part every year everybody really knws whose da fittest of em all is.
Not gonna say much |
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english bob on April 15, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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after i sodimize an irish lass with my massive wollymocker i doubt she would win many contests except maybe the who’s got the sorest bum compitition. |
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english bob on April 16, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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and a pippip cherio to all the fair ladies listed above as i split their holes open with my massive english wollyknocker. |
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english bob on April 16, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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and a pippip cherio to all the fair ladies listed above as i split their holes open with my massive english wollyknocker. |
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sarah on May 12, 2005 @ 8:47 am |
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well im irish and im very atractive, all the lads love my accent. i rish men r to die for, im so glad im surounded by then :) |
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terence g on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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youve obviously never been to england,you silly twat,im a paddy and have lived in england for many years,when you know what you are on about then you can tell a "joke",prick |
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