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English Truths Part III
Posted by: Sean Monroe on March 29, 2005 @ 4:38 am
An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.......Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and PUBLIC OPINION STUPID SHEEP allow them. ......The English ... talk loud and seem to care little for other people. This is their characteristic, and a very brutal and barbarous distinction it is. .......The moment the very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the barbarity of tyrants, and the fatuity of idiots..........The Englishman is a drunkard..........The English think soap is civilization........ The English public takes no interest in a work of art until it is told that the work in question is immoral. ............Comments?
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CHOW on March 29, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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In ether words the english are wankers
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Chill Pill on March 29, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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Not all the English are like that to be fair. I’m Irish and i’ve been to England and to be honest i had a fantastic time there i will not take credit away from them. There are hard liners in England that hate Ireland and everything it is about, all because it’s hundreds of years of history that has led them to believe that hating Ireland is what they are supposed to do. There is a difference between loving your country, your culture and who you are and being fanatical about it. As for the English being drunkards well they say that about the Irish too and the Russians and God knows who else. If you ask me ALL countries are a country of drunkards, show me one country that doesn’t like their drink. Basically i think that every country shows their ignorance towards some topic or another, so if you were to think about it, we could stay here all day pointing out the ignorances of every country in the world. |
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Yeah on March 29, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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But the english media have used Irish Jokes as a TOOL for Irish oppresion and English Imperialism FOR YEARS and its unfortunate bcoz despite all the history and crimes against the Irish cilvilisation, some english politicians and media swines still feel the need to try make Ireland an enemy....I agree many English are a great laugh but the media, polititians and an additional minority seem to hate the Irish with a passion and it is wrong...Then again some Irish minority hate the enlgish and I think its is a shame bcoz many english people hate their media as much as we do.....fuck greedy politicians and fuck all that hate us.....what did we do to be ashamed of....????We built America, we helped build Britan...we have done alot t o be proud of |
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also truth on March 29, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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I think there are very few English these days who have any sort of grudge against Ireland or the Irish. That is all in the past. Nobody in England who wants a laugh tells Irish jokes any more except on Canadian websites which are living in the past that is! Sean you are talking about the past too. England is multicultural these days and its views are more represenative of a multicultural society. Old style racism is confined to those in small towns with small minds and little to do with their time. |
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Yeah on March 29, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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Yeah your right,but I still hate British media and history |
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COMMMON on March 29, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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Excellent come back Sean |
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Irish Bird on March 30, 2005 @ 9:43 am |
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The english are a boring characterless race, stop filling up the irish joke section with your mindless drivel it belongs in the bad joke section. Póg mo thóin.
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to yeah on March 30, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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Yes well do you think most brits have input into the media or what is written in the papers? The media is owned by multinational corporations which decide what is published. History is in the past and the country has changed. Besides, many Brits have Irish blood so you are dissing your own. |
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john bull on March 31, 2005 @ 2:52 am |
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stiff upper lip lads, lets keep the irish menace in check |
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to john on March 31, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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john youre full of bull |
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Irish Boy on April 1, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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You know actually, I think more Irish hate the English than vice versa. You complain about being oppressed and that principles crap most people don’t have them but the irish are a very patriotic people that northern ireland bollox is only based on principles. So choose your arguments more carefully. Ooooh and the jews control the media channel 4 is good bbc and itv suck dick. BTW i have two full irish blooded friends. |
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Sean Monroe on April 1, 2005 @ 6:03 am |
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Well I just wanted a response really I live in a little Irish village its like most Irish villages very interbred. But that’s Ireland we make a ruchus like a small child wanting attention so the world will bottle feed us and go there there Ireland hush little baby… |
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Sean on April 1, 2005 @ 8:42 am |
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That is sad....it looks as if the guy pretending to be me above is putting alot of effort into this whole thing.....grow up.How old are u?......17 or something?......and for the supposed ’’Irish Boy’’ up above....have you ever been to N.Ireland?....no, I doubt it v.much from judging your comments.......you losers are boring |
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Irish Boy on April 1, 2005 @ 9:35 am |
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Ive met enough irish people to know that alot of older irish people are pretty damn racist and how many ethnics are in ireland hmmm wana gimme a figure seany boy and we have got enough of that gypsie shit crueling around aswell why dont you call them home.
btw as i can see from your reply to my comments that no one here oviously has any good arguments well atleast i have evidence for most of my claims unlike any of you.
This will be my last post but nice slaging match to bad you couldnt make a good case for your side of the argument. |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 1, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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"Irish Boy" since when did you make a good argument? I’ve read all your posts and all you did was pull shit out of your ass.
If you think shit is evidence then you’re inbred yourself. |
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Sean on April 1, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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Thats good ’Irish boy’ because Ill have the last word thanx.......Fuck you, youre boring and ignorant, Im too busy for this shit...and yeah ,how can you talk about ’’how many ethnics are in Ireland’’???We have VERY few......England is the capital for foreign invested ethnics in the whole planet per capita..hahaha..you guys better change your name to ’’Englindia’’.Also, English girls are cheap as chips and they dont mind what race they breed with.... in Ireland we dont allow our girls to inbreed, because that would weeken our pureness(they have been taught ’morals’).No no replies from you or any of your aliases again thanx |
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on April 1, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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Sean I read what you say to mean England is tolerant and Ireland is intolerant. Now the Irish are perceived to be friendly and welcoming people. Are you saying this is not the case? |
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on April 2, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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Hebrew hammer is not hebrew. He is just trying to encourage anti-Jewish comments. |
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MR TH on April 2, 2005 @ 7:55 am |
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You are correct Sean. Irish people do have morals. Keep the Irish blood pure. The English interbreed with anything and the USA isn’t any better. |
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Chill Pill on April 3, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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Limey on his rant again. Do you ever say anything intelligent? |
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on April 3, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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I think we have establised that limey is a redneck who lives on a trailer. |
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Irish Patriot on April 3, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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Limey.......you disgust me with your anti Irish comments.You are a complete savage animal with comments like that.How dare you say those things about the Irish.We are proud of who we are and we are completely white.Who are you to judge who is ’’white’’ and who isnt....quite frankly, I dont give a fuck....as long as I know Im Irish thats fine(Id rather be any nationality and not some one like you who ’isnt his own man’ and a complete coward)...I can tell by the way you write.Believe me my friend when I say I would break you fast if you if you insulted me to my face...I would force feed you some good old Irish medicine...Man how sad,Im not gonna bother to waste more time on you, Im done...get yourself some happiness in life and stop being a savage |
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Gary on April 3, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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Why don’t the lot of you pack up and go to France!!!!!! |
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Irish Patriot on April 4, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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come on guys who wants to get their dick sucked for free? I love to swallow loads all nite long. |
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on April 4, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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who cares what Gary thinks. He is a floating turd. |
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Connor on April 5, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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TESTIFY, SEAN!!!!! |
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jenni on April 10, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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hi, im irish, i live in england, yeah english ppl r fucking wankers, i hold a grudge against them for my grandad, he fought in the war, he is irish, he was in the royal inniskilling fusiliers, and fought for britain, ca he get a fucking british passport??? no! |
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? on April 11, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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why does he need a british passport? Ireland is in the EU. |
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yeah on April 12, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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why would he want a fucking british passport to begin with??? |
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Chill Pill on April 14, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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Hey just a quick message for anyone that cares, this is a joke site and we have turned it into a big discussion forum, it doesn’t look like we are gonna get a message board in here anytime soon so........................
I am in the process of setting up a group we can all go to and debate about whatever we want, I have been guilty of turning this into a discusiion board too, thats why i’m doing this. If you would like to join send me an e-mail and when it’s up and running i’ll send you an invitation to join. You can also send me an e-mail with any idea’s on what you would like the sire to be like, any topics that interest you, discussions, EVERYBODY is welcome regardless of what they believe in.
The e-mail address is.............anyopinions@hotmail.com.
Hope to hear from you, and by the way when you send me an e-mail don’t forget to tell me what name you went under on this site so i know who you are. |
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english bob on April 14, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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nobody put you in charge of the forum so stick the crap jack. nobody knows what their joining and your not the president. mind your own business and if you don’t like it , fuck you. |
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Chill Pill on April 14, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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" English Bob" did i say i was in charge of the forum? No. Nobody knows what they are joining, maybe if you had of read the post i made about the group properly you’d have seen that i explained EXACTLY what the group was all about. I wouldn’t want to be the president, but i am manager of the group.
So why don’t you mind your own business, if you don’t like it, FUCK YOU. |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 16, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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Well English Bob is just another stereotypical wanker who has nothing better to do than, like you said, stir up hatred. And he so happens to be doing it behind the safe confines of his computer...how typical. |
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Sean on April 17, 2005 @ 11:16 am |
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Fuck you Dave.Fuck off back to britain |
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Luara D on April 17, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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The joke wiz total pish....No1 cares about the english coz their all stuk up prats |
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english on April 18, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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no hatred here my fair irish amigo. just here for my hobby of knocking the shit out of the irish. also have decided to rip your rotten teeth out one by one with a hot extraction mallet. for the fancy irish lasses, pull down the underskirts and recieve a fire iron brand of english bob’s initials on your fanny before your branded with the massive english wollymocker. pippip and cherio to all. |
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battle ram on April 19, 2005 @ 5:37 pm |
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english bob id like nothing better than to have a bare knuckle fight with you you fat loser of a wanker, on here making threats to women, take on a man you big fuckin pussy |
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Chill Pill on April 20, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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English Bob is just another pussy no good loser of a prick who feels all macho when they get on a computer and threaten someone who is probably half a world away. They know they will never come face to face with this person so this is why they feel all big and burly by making threats they know they will never ever carry out. |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 20, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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Hey Chill Pill, it’s good to see you again. Speaking of threats Italian Girl is now pathetically demanding I apologize to her for a verbal and racial war which she started...unbelievable or what! LOL! |
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Chill Pill on April 22, 2005 @ 3:17 am |
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Hey Celtic, good to see you too, haven’t been around in a while, wasn’t too suprised to see that not much has changed.
Same shit, different day.
So have you and Italian Girl got a Peace Agreement going on now? |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 22, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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Well...there’s been an outside Observer (literally) backing me on the issue that Italian girl did start the whole fucken argument. Remember when she said "fuck u spud eating micks" blah blah blah. That line was what started it all and now she’s trying to turn it around and say I started it.
She’s made up bullshit caliming that I started it such as typing false shit under my user name and she stole a list of famous Italian individuals that someone else came up with from over in Italian jokes to try to get me to apologize for shit she started. |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 22, 2005 @ 10:06 am |
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As far as a peace agreement, Observer had proposed one. I for one would be happy to just end the stupid fucken argument. No apologies; none of that wishy washy horseshit.
Except that Italian girl is too damn busy crying over an apology she doesn’t deserve and won’t get. Hell... I don’t care for an apology, and I’m not having delusions of grandeur either in trying to demand one.
Pretty fucken unbelieveable don’t you think? |
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english bob on April 22, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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pippip and cherio. back and forth with the hogwash we go. so the irish gents are upset with a little fanfare. not to hard to rumble the brainseed of the irishman. easy to whoop and easy to upset i see. try a little dentwarming on your peabrain sizehead and a little nuckle warming for you chops is on the menu. the lovely gals can wittness and reep the rewards of the massive english wollynocker. all in order, ducks in a row and beat the irish ass gogogo. |
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Chill Pill on April 22, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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English Bob, i bet any amount of money you were ass kicked your whole life, i bet you never had any friends, and you never stood up for yourself so all the kids kicked your ass up and down your street everyday.
That’s why you are on here all macho and brave making threats you couln’t even carry out on a blow up doll. |
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WooHoo on April 22, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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Go Chill, i agree with you people like english dick bob are nuthin but puss bags |
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english bob on April 22, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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and triple dose of the pippip and cherio to all the irish. the assesment has been made. for the chilliewillie pill. the freshly layed driveway would not be complete unless you were a permanent part of the concrete. for the vanguard a special tree in my backyard has been selected for you to hang from for the crows to pick at. and last but not least, to the rubbish know as the battle ram. tied up tighly by the garden centerpiece would highlight a friday night party stoning for you. hair removal strand by strand and painting your pasty ass with battery acid looks like a good fit for you for the encore. as your irish lovelies bob up and down on the massive english wollymocker the sun sets for all to enjoy. |
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english bob on April 22, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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and triple dose of the pippip and cherio to all the irish. the assesment has been made. for the chilliewillie pill. the freshly layed driveway would not be complete unless you were a permanent part of the concrete. for the vanguard a special tree in my backyard has been selected for you to hang from for the crows to pick at. and last but not least, to the rubbish know as the battle ram. tied up tighly by the garden centerpiece would highlight a friday night party stoning for you. hair removal strand by strand and painting your pasty ass with battery acid looks like a good fit for you for the encore. as your irish lovelies bob up and down on the massive english wollymocker the sun sets for all to enjoy. |
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ps on April 22, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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and to the chilly man pill. you must have the money before you bet the money. i have chores for you to do if you need money for the market. |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 22, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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Umm english bob...IF you really are English then you’re giving your people a really bad name.
I can tell by your writing style that you’re just a no good, school drop out, spineless little punk. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, go back to school, get an education, and for fuck’s sake learn how to put together some proper sentences before you decide to write anymore bullshit down. Fucken retard *roll eyes* |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 22, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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English bob, you claim that you have money...where did you get it from? Offering lip service to the Yardleys? Or maybe that’s your allowance from daddy and uncle charles for being such a good boy to let them rape and molest you so much?
You sound like you’re high on something. BTW, if you want to hang me you can try, but when it’s all said and done there won’t be enough of you left for the crows to pick at. |
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Chill Pill on April 22, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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LOL, Celtic i agree with all you said, but i absolutely agree with your request for that asshole English Bob to actually put together a proper sentence that makes sense and not one that we need to translate to understand. As for killing people Bob-a-tard, like Celtic said you can try, but that’s all you’ll ever do is try.
Now toodle pips you little prick, go and amuse yourself in your bedroom for half an hour. |
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english bob on April 22, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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pippip and away with the negative comments. all be told i love the irish, just a hobby old chap of knocking out your rotten teeth. the irish rank number 2 worldwide in dental concerns and i just thought i would help. beating the shit from the pale freckle boys has been an english traditions for years. visit my village in june and we take turns beating a selected irishboy with bullwhips. the irish lasses cheer and say down with the drunked salty irish ninnies. i qualify my requests for a spot of tea and rap tap tap upside your nappy irish noggin so all aboard for the irish asswhopping contest to begin. all love the queen and big english mollywoggers up your irish girls ass. good weekend to all my irish friends. |
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Chill Pill on April 22, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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So you are into " beating a selected irish"boy" with bull whips ". Eewwww you disgusting degenerate. |
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english bob on April 22, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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pippip and cherio and a good evening to all. the english one can never be accused of being prejudice and you have met the criteria for a good bullwhipping to. don’t feel left out, you may have your teeth knocked out as well. if you would like i’ll rip your eyebrows out with a pair of tweezers until you say i love the queen as your favorite girl smokes my massive english wollymocker. good evening and schedule an appt during office hours. |
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Celtic Vanguard on April 23, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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Sure I’ll "schedule" an appointment with you. When I walk into your run-down flat I’ll just wrap my hands around your throat, squeeze, and watch the life drain from your eyes you pathetic little bitch, LOL! |
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english bob on April 23, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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pippip and a happy spring evening to all. guard the van as we go to whip the ass of the meager irish rubish.the celtic green will fall from the mear site of the one called english bob. i’ve beaten irish punks for years as a hobby and brand their backs for identification. they work on my farm picking fruit in the summer months and when out of line are bullwhipped. the irish lasses are property of the english bob. english bob lines the pockets of all the fair ladies as they open their asses for boodles of fun. cherio to the pale freckle irish cowards and sleep tight in the shed. |
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wat a load of balls on May 4, 2005 @ 4:00 am |
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wat shite hav u’s been talkin about?? dave from tralee u more british than most of them brits. out of all the comments u sound the most british get a fuckin life dickhead.
TIOCFAIDH AR LÁ |
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NYC Man on May 10, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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i just have to say that every englishmen i’ve talked to is a fucking twat |
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US WASP on May 10, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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the reason the irish are such fucking dogs is because their fucking papists |
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Elegant Irish woman on May 24, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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English Bob.... your absolutely crazy... i’ve read a few jokes on this site and some of your comments appear in almost all of them... i’ve never every seen any so hateful, disrespectuful and downright prejudiced. I pittty your family, if you happen to have any.. Don’t you have anything better to do than flaunt your hatred so openly? My guess is you’ve absolutely nothing better to do than check this page every day and post more ignorant racist comments... some fresh air would do you wonders as i’d say you’ve been locked up since the dark ages when such stereotypes started. And thats exactly what they are.. stereotypes. Completely unfactual and therefore completely unproven. When was the last time you ever spoke to an Irish person or even visited the country? Until you do that say nothing else. I happen to be pale and Irish but its something i cherish.
Hope your life improves! |
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Elegant Irish woman on May 24, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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In fact english bob, just a quick question... have you had your heart broken by an Irish woman who perhaps got her act together and dumped you? Its the only thing i can think of that could inspire such hatred and intollerance.... question answered i think! |
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A. Polemic on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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Thought this was a joke page, jokes make mankind laugh at his own silliness, a joke about
an idiot is a jibe at us all. |
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jordan homburg on May 1, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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As the great man says Irish people are the greatest of them all |
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