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The Queen and Pope
Posted by: Chill Pill on March 31, 2005 @ 1:44 am
The Queen and the Pope were standing on a balcony in Rome waving to the thousands of people who had turned out to see them. The Queen turned to the Pope and said " i bet you i can make every English person in this crowd cheer loudly ", the Pope replied, " go ahead then ", so the Queen raised her hand and waved to the crowd and all the English cheered. Not to be out done, the Pope started thinking, a few seconds later he turned to the Queen and said, " i bet you i can make every Irish person in the crowd cheer ", the Queen smirked and replied, " i have to see this ". The Pope then braced himself.
He then head-butted the Queen. |
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irishman 1 on March 31, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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i would’ve cheered |
| From: |
Ha Ha on March 31, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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I would have cheered for a whole fuckin year |
| From: |
THAT WAS SHIT on April 1, 2005 @ 4:34 am |
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I WOULD OF SHIT ON THE IRISH AND THE POPE |
| From: |
Chrobry on April 2, 2005 @ 4:47 am |
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Go shit on a fan so you can add more spots to your already freckled, ugly Limey arse! |
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lol on April 2, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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yay pope dead!!!!!! |
| From: |
crazy on April 3, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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for sale ----- 1 golf buggy (careful owner) contact vatican for further details |
| From: |
on April 3, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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you sick fucks |
| From: |
No on April 3, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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That is completely out of order.That is taking this ’slagging match’ too far....Its not a human thing to say.Im disgusted |
| From: |
Gary on April 3, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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Yeah, that’s one for us polacks-zero for the limey’s |
| From: |
on April 3, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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Gary you are a floating turd that cannot be flushed. |
| From: |
Gary on April 3, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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At least I use my name - Mr Anonymous. |
| From: |
meg on April 4, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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i wud av laughed, but not cheered, i think its funny wen owt like that happens, what does it matter if its the queen |
| From: |
on April 4, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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Yeah right, using a stupid nick on here scores points.... in your dreams saddo. You’re full of shit but then that figures seeing as you are a floating turd. |
| From: |
Gary on April 5, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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What’s the easiest way to keep a limey amused? Leave a floater in his loo. |
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Irish Patriot on April 5, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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thats v.true G...but most of all, youll make him hungry |
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brain teaser on April 5, 2005 @ 8:06 pm |
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what is the term for all those people who have mixed irish,english and scottish blood? Is that what you mean by limeys? |
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Gary on April 5, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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The reason Brits are called "LIMEY’S", is that when sailors went on long ocean voyages hundreds of years ago they developed a disease called "RICKETS". This disease is caused by a defieciancy of vitamin C. therefore they took a large supply of citrus fruits with them to provide them with this vital nutrient. Some of their eneny naval combatants saw them sucking on limes. They said they were limey’s and that term for Brits is still with us today. We appreciatate your interest. If you have anymore questions, I’m sure someone will try to answer them. |
| From: |
Gary on April 5, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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Now back to the more important questions. Q. How do you make a limey crosseyed? A. You leave a floater in his loo. |
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Gary on April 5, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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As for the first part of the question about mixed Irish-scottish-english would be called, I honestly have’nt a clue. Can somebody help? |
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Gary on April 6, 2005 @ 3:30 am |
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OK_OK I admit I screwed up. Rickets is a vitimin D deficiency , characterised by softening of the bones. What I meant to say and should have said is that SCURVY is caused by lack of vitimin C. Scurvy is characterised by livid spots under the skin, swollen and bleeding gums, and great prostation. I apologise for any misunderstanding of the readers who actually think I know anything. |
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Irish Patriot on April 6, 2005 @ 5:40 pm |
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Ive heard this about the british sailors Gary......and you have NO reason to apologise, you got a little mixed up but you did not screw up because some were suffering from scurvy and some were suffering from Rickets |
| From: |
Gary on April 9, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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I suck anyway. |
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irish gurl on April 9, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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y do u guys say joke bout us dont u have anything better to do?
well as i see u dont. |
| From: |
Limey on April 11, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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I haf bad teefs! |
| From: |
Ron Artest on April 16, 2005 @ 2:30 am |
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alright which one of you fuckers wants a piece of me?!? Im right here, im right here. Do something |
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garisatossa FTP on April 21, 2005 @ 5:07 am |
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Q why are yanks & paddys like computers?
A Because you have to punch information into them |
| From: |
pip on July 18, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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that was quality |
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