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DONT TASTE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: claude makelele on April 14, 2005 @ 4:55 am
Paddy englishman, paddy irishman and paddy scotsman were lost in the desert. they were low on supplies and were dieing of thirst. suddenly in the distance they spotted a farmer with a herd of camels. the farmer was crouched over a single camel that had died. The farmer, a generous man, offered the camel to the three paddies. he said ’ where ever you three come from you shall have part of the camel to eat’. Paddy english man said he was from Liverpool. the farmer extracted the liver from the camel (with a penknife he had) and gave it to paddy englishman.
Up next was paddy scotsman. ’im from hearts’ he pleaded. The farmer with his trusty penknife extracted the bloody heart. paddy scotsman was delighted and ate the heart contently. along came paddy irishman,
’IM FROM BALLSBRIDGE’ he muttered reluctantly.
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That was bullshit on April 17, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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Just like my name says |
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james on April 18, 2005 @ 4:57 am |
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best joke ever |
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Nancy on April 25, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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Hi, I’m Nancy, from Rectum, Iowa. Which part of the camel would I get? |
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