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Hardworking Lazs
Posted by: Huseyin Mayadag on April 26, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
A passerby watched two Lazs (Turkish-Irish) a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
"Tell me," said the passerby, "What on earth are you doing?"
"Well," said the digger,"Usually there are three of us. I dig, Temel plants the tree and Ýlyas fills in the hole. Today Temel is off ill, but that doesn’t mean Ýlyas and I get the day off, does it?
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Nancy on April 27, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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That’s funny! Turks are incredibly stupid people, but their coffee is delicious. |
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Nancy on April 28, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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who gives a fuck about their racial profile, you Nazi? Turks are just stupid. But their coffee is delicious. |
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Chill Pill on April 28, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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Nancy why don’t you say something intelligent for once? |
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Nancy on April 28, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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how’s this? Turks are incredibly stupid. Chill Pill is incredibly stupid. Therefore, Chill Pill might very well be Turkish.
I’m sure you make a great coffee, though!
Love,
and God Bless,
Nancy |
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Chill Pill on April 28, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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Ahh this coming from the Nancy who spends most of her life on her back with her legs open wide. Now i have heard of whores, but Nancy i baptise you the Dirty Jokes Inc Walking STD Clinic. God Bless. |
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Crazy Fucker on April 29, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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LMAO Chill, you crazy bitch!!! |
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Nancy on April 29, 2005 @ 3:10 am |
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Well, yes, but I certainly enjoy myself. And I’m not stupid. Active, varied sex life & the intelligence to appreciate it--a true blessing!
Being stupid and unable to get laid to save your life is not something to be proud of, Chill Pill, although, again, you do make a GREAT cuppa coffee.
Bless,
Nancy
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Chill Pill on April 29, 2005 @ 3:26 am |
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Ahh Nancy my dear trust me, i am FAR from not getting any. Quite the opposite actually. I have a great sex life, fucking the same person actually ,unlike you who opens her legs to whoever says " get on your back bitch ". Difference is, i don’t have to worry about AIDS or an STD, unlike you who probably has had a few so far in her life.
As for me making a cup of coffee.........................now where is that laxative gone...................
Nancy how many sugars do you take? |
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Santa Claus on April 29, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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Ho ho ho! Santa’s going to stick his big fat merry dick up your ass until your ass matches my suit! Enjoy your early Christmas present, fucker! |
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Chill Pill on April 29, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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Maybe she is GameBreakers girlfriend? 2 fucking idiots getting their kicks from posting complete and utter bullshit anywhere they can. |
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Santa Claus on April 30, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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Maybe I can take you back to the North Pole with me, Mrs. Claus croaked because she couldn’t handle my foot long elf, if ya get my drift. Basically, I need a new Mrs. Claus. You’re probably fat enough, if you can cook, you’re as good as gold. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! |
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ha ha on April 30, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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santa go stick rudolphs dick up YOUR ass you stupid bastard |
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zzz on May 1, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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Nancy youre such an idiot and youre experiencing a harsh dose of identity crisis....If you have such a varied sex life(typical moraless whore) and all the rest, why do you spend most of your life posting these bitter sensless jokes of yours(youre obviously a bit unstable in the head with nothing to do).....get a life, a job......and not to forget a trailer. |
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Chill Pill on May 1, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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Nancy you dopey fuck i don’t have a dick. I’m female you little sap. See what all that fucking has done to your brain. Turned it to mush. Sappy. |
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fuckyou on May 4, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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Nancy You are a WHORE
Is that good enough for u bitch
Stop trying to get dick on the internet and maybe get a life. hey Nancy can u spell fucking idiot. I am not sure u can because you have swallowed so much seamen that your brain no longer functions properly, take your fucking ass to some other website and ask for dick somewhere else, u stupid bitch, cause no one wants your ignorant bitter comments on this site.
Sincerely
fuckyou
Rot in hell or god bless whichever u like
P.S. as for the Irish and Turks u can kiss my Gaelic ass because we are ten times better then u because we are not religious freaks telling everyone to "god bless" while all u are trying to do is get people to fuck you online) u need to work on your pick up lines in order to get any |
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fuckyou on May 4, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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semen* |
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fuckyou on May 4, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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Chill pill
Keep up the wonderful comments hopefully the whore will get the picture and leave this site
Best wishes to you,
fuckyou
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Chill Pill on May 4, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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Thanks Fuck You. Don’t worry i will keep up the wonderful comments to Nancy the Walking STD Clinic. She needs to get your dirty diseased ass to some other site that caters for her slut tendencies.
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Chill Pill on May 4, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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Meant to say " needs to get HER dirty diseased ass " |
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ChillPill sucks on May 5, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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You are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity
You’ve reached your apex and still can’t see over the wall
Your wheel is spinning, but the hamster’s dead
You are all foam and no beer
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
Your as quick as a tortoise on Prozac
You have the brains of a worm and half its looks
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Chill Pill on May 5, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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Where have we picked on a girl? I"M talking to Nancy above, no one is picking on her, i’m talking to her.
I’ve laughed lot’s of times on this site, at jokes and crap, don’t tell me when to laugh.
Bad Ass how long did it take you to make up your poem?
As for me being a loser, YOU are the one who made up a poem that a 6 year old could have done better on.
Bad Ass? LOL, i bet you are a skinny little fuck with buck teeth that wears glasses and the only time you are a bad ass is when you are wrestling with your teddy bears in your bedroom. |
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Bull Dog on May 5, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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fuck off bad ass. if they wanna pick on someone let them who the fuck are you to tell them what to do you prick. anyways nancy is nothing but a whore who would fuck anything so piss off. |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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Nancy god your a stupid slut of a monkey pig.
LOL |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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Nancy god your a stupid slut of a monkey pig.
LOL |
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chesea on May 5, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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well looks like the gangs over here. i gather up the butt pack and be back later. |
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Whore on May 6, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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nancy you stupid bitch where did chill pill misspell every word in her comment? she didnt you slut you just see words all wonky because you have bug eyes from being butt fucked all the time. |
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Bull Dog on May 6, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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nancy is a slut who is permanently on her back because that’s all she knows, i think that she would be happy to give blow jobs 23 hours out of every day, an hour of rest for the tramp you understand. everybody line up because the ride of a lifetime is about to start. |
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BadAss on May 8, 2005 @ 3:15 am |
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Hey! That’s not right! Ok most of it is, but I don’t ALWAYS lose when I’m wrestling my teddy bears in my room. I’ve won once. So there! Ha! |
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bulldog on May 10, 2005 @ 1:46 am |
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I called myself bulldog because I like to lick my dirty pussy and asshole.
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Bull Dog on May 12, 2005 @ 1:12 am |
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say that to my face pussy. |
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BadAss on May 13, 2005 @ 4:36 am |
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What I really mean is I’d like to cyber with Bert. Come on Bertrum do me up the ass nice and slow but be gentle. Yeah I know my ass is bad for sex since it’s so loose but assfuck me anyway. |
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BadAss on May 13, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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Bulldog is now wishing he was me, and still as guy as he is...Stop using my name wannaBe |
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Queer on May 13, 2005 @ 1:04 pm |
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Bulldog you little freak |
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HAHA on May 13, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. |
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HAHA on May 13, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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"Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I’ll take the German".
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Bulldog on May 14, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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I take it up the ass. |
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blackbuck on May 14, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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buck, jerseymike, and bert all share bed together. buck give jersey bowel blast with creamcorn while jersey fuck bert up ass. buck then give bert bowel blast with creamcorn. |
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BadAss on May 14, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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Me and Bulldog like to 69 each other. |
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blackieboy on May 18, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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buck find bert again hiding in irish jokes. buck give bert bowel blast with creamcorn for making buck pyookie from bad cream porkpie. |
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BadAss on May 18, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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I once had a dick stuck so far up my ass that I had to shit to push it out. |
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Bulldog on May 20, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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Yeah, mine! |
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BadAss on May 22, 2005 @ 1:37 am |
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And then the guy shoved all that shit down my throat
After he made me eat my own shit
I was then forced to eat his shit stained dick |
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Bulldog on May 23, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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And you know you loved it. |
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BadAss on May 25, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure did. |
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Bulldog on May 26, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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Wanna 69 again? |
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bad ass on May 26, 2005 @ 2:54 am |
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You know the rules your mom is first |
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BadAss on May 26, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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No I really meant I wanted to 69 the hell out of you. I bet I can suck your dick harder than you can handle. |
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Bull Dog on May 26, 2005 @ 6:03 am |
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Me and BadAss consider it a major honor to be new members of the buttpack crew. |
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BadAss on May 26, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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I’d like to give Bull Dog an enema and drink his enema water, then I’d like to do like Black Buck and give Bull Dog a bowel blast with creamed corn and puke from bad cream porkpies. Then Bull Dog can give me a mega bowel blast with collard greens, hot sauce, and one can pf alphabet soup. I’m going this weekend to get my ballsac waxed and I will pop Bulldog’s spincter. |
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Bull Dog on May 26, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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No, BadAss, I’M going to be the one to pop YOUR spincter. |
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BadAss on May 27, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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But you popped my spincter last time. |
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BadAss on May 27, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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Hello! I need my ass fucked! |
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qbanita14 on May 28, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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is the impersonater having a conversation with himself? it appears so. |
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