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Laz’s Lie
Posted by: Huseyin Mayadag on April 28, 2005 @ 4:04 pm

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Two brothers were arguing when a Laz(Turkish-Irish) father entered the room. He says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a 50 dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said Laz, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the 50 dollars to their father.


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From: Nancy on May 1, 2005 @ 3:57 am
Comment: That’s lovely. Maybe the dumb Turk can use that $50 towards a desperately-needed lobotomy.
Love,
Nancy

From: chesea on May 6, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
Comment: nancy i wanna rip your spincter in half.

From: Nancy on May 12, 2005 @ 1:12 am
Comment: chesea, that sounds like fun! Be a good sport and use some lube, though.
Love,
Nancy

   
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