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Three Conditions
Posted by: Huseyin Mayadag on April 28, 2005 @ 4:42 pm

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A young Laz(Turkish-Irish) replied to an advert seeking volunteers for scientific research. The chief scientist, explaining they were trying to find the results of a meeting between a man and a female gorilla, asked, "How about 10,000 Dollars?"

"Certainly," replied Laz. "But with three conditions. One, I want an armed man in the cage with us, in case things turn out nasty. Two, to make the gorilla more sexy, I would like her to wear lipstick. Three, can I pay by three installments?"


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From: Nancy on May 1, 2005 @ 3:55 am
Comment: Not only are Turks stupid as hell, they are financially insolvent.
Pity. The coffee’s delicious.
Love,
Nancy

   
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