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drunk irishman
Posted by: Travis on April 28, 2005 @ 10:06 pm
This Irishman had been drinking at a pub and after a while the bartender kicked him out
and the Irishman decided that he would walk outside and the fresh air would do him good and he
falls on his face and he decides to crawl outside and when he gets ouside he tries to stand up but he falls flat on his face
and he decides to crawl home.
When he reaches his house he opens the door tries to stand up and falls flat on his face and he crawls to his room.
When he reaches his bed he tries to get up and falls flat on his bad.
The next morning his wife wakes up him and says" You’ve been drinkin again haven’t you?" "
How’d you know" he said. She said "The pub called and said u left your wheelchair there again"
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| From: |
Nancy on May 1, 2005 @ 3:55 am |
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Loved it!
Silly drunken micks are HILARIOUS!
Love,
Nancy |
| From: |
me on May 3, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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that joke was well funny lol. first 1 on ere thats made me laugh n iv looked at most |
| From: |
Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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I dont find it very funny nancy actually i find it illiterate.
Go back to your hole you irish hatin racist bastard! |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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The genious Martin luther king who had irish and native american heritage also would have also thought you were a racist scumbag. |
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Nancy on May 5, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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Oh, yes, MLK fought hard for....um....Irish liberation in this country.
So he had a bit of Irish in him. I’ll bet you wish you had some Black or Native American in you, at least in your trousers.
All Irish, I’m afraid...what a pity.
Love,
Nancy
and God Bless |
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jOAN on May 9, 2005 @ 11:06 am |
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A good laugh, a great joke to tell at a party with a lot of druken Paddys |
| From: |
sarah on May 12, 2005 @ 8:52 am |
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us paddys can drink well, i thought the joke wasnt really funny at all, y couldnt it of been a english joke, y a irish one?
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pingy on September 12, 2005 @ 2:28 am |
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Theres nothing wrong with being Irish!! What there is wrong is being a nut-riding racist fucking slapper like you, Nancy. If I saw you on the street acting like that I’d knock your fuckin block off |
| From: |
Patrick on October 4, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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I laddy i though tha it was funny. me and me da liked it lots. |
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HICKEY on April 22, 2006 @ 1:57 pm |
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IM IRISH AND I HAVE HAVE A HUGE ONE THAT WAS A STUPID THING TO AND NANCY MUST OF GOT FUCKED BY A FEW IRISH |
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mcksomething on April 22, 2006 @ 2:07 pm |
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i laughed my ass off....love the irish and being irish.... |
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