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A Laz Wedding
Posted by: Huseyin Mayadag on May 6, 2005 @ 4:29 am
To keep Laz(people living in the north-east of Turkey) tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families have a big fight and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, ’Silence in court!’
The courtroom goes silent and Temel, the best man, stands up and says,
’Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.’
The judge agrees and asks Temel to take the stand. He begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Laz wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, ’OK.’
’Well,’ said Temel, ’after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.’
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, ’God, that must have hurt!’
’Hurt?’ Temel replies. ’He broke three of my fingers!’ |
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| From: |
Nancy on May 6, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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Temel is funny. He’s a stupid Turk.
Love,
Nancy |
| From: |
Huseyin on May 7, 2005 @ 2:09 am |
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Nancy,
Keep on following Temel, you’ll see he isn’t so sytupid.
Love
Huseyin |
| From: |
Nancy on May 12, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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Any relation to Saddam?
Anyway, Turks are lovely--they tend to stare and drool, but most animals with a lobotomy tend to do that.
Love,
Nancy |
| From: |
Gaiah on April 22, 2006 @ 2:06 pm |
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Nancy, how ignorant are you?
Love,
G |
| From: |
HJ on June 19, 2006 @ 4:20 pm |
| Comment: |
Nancy, you’re a fucking tard. |
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