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Two Lazs Eating Dogs
Posted by: Huseyin Mayadag on May 6, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Two Lazs had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, Temel pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, Lazs hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their ’dogs.’
Temel was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to Dursun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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Nancy on May 12, 2005 @ 1:08 am |
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Silly uneducated Turks are HILARIOUS! |
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Buzz off on May 25, 2005 @ 8:24 am |
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buzz off with theses turk jokes and put them elsewhere |
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King on May 25, 2005 @ 8:33 am |
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Nancy aka whore.....you 1/4 breed polish german mongrel, claiming to be part Irish....why dont you get somethying to do instead of being a bore and spending all your life on this boring website???...I can just picture you sitiing all day behind your desk eating mcdonalds and ice cream with nothing bvetter to do...AH man ,I would love to see what you do all day |
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King on May 25, 2005 @ 8:38 am |
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and another thing....you damn whore......I see you have been claiming to have a varied sex life blah blah blah.....Ive seen you post that same comment twice, now thats what I call becoming defensive by thinking that youre covering up..... meanwhile what youre really saying is....Im bored, Im a quarter breed and Im horny but I dont have a life |
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Exactly on May 25, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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Fuckoff with these Turk jokes and the feeling is mutual here for Nancy. |
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Bladem on June 4, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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Nancy, what happened? you get fucked by a turk or somethin??
well im sorry for u biatch but you better go and cry somewhere else..
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qbanita14 on June 4, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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nordicist, shut the fuck up. |
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