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pigs--
Posted by: darren on May 12, 2005 @ 7:04 am
paddy and shaun both buy a pig each. they go home and paddy says to shaun how are we going to tell the difference between the two pigs. so shaun says i’ll cut my pigs ear off then my pig will have one less ear
the next day paddy comes running up to shaun and says you’ll never guess what your pigs bit my pigs ear off now they both have 1 ear. shaun says never mind i’ll cut the other ear off now my pig has no ears
the next day paddy runs up to shaun and again says your pigs bit my pigs ear off never mind says shaun i’ll cut my pigs tail off so he has no ears and no tail. the next day paddy again runs up to shaun and says your pig has just bit my pigs tail off now what are we going to do. so shaun says i’ll tell you what i’ll have the black one you have the white one |
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qbanita14 on June 1, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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obesis porcus, that’s me. |
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muffy on June 3, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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nice just use commas and .’s and people might get it better cause it will be easyer to read |
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Irish Bren on June 10, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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Good one |
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LCPL Calia USMC on June 28, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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Punctuation is a beautiful thing. |
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brendan on July 31, 2005 @ 1:37 am |
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i dont know one irishman who would even deem to tell such a shit joke even to an englishman |
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obgorrah on August 3, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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that was very grim |
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