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The Logic Joke
Posted by: tom on July 22, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Paddy and Mick bumped into each other in the Pub, Paddy says to Mick "HOWS IT GOING WHAV YA BEEN UP TO"
Mick says "IM GOING TO COLLEGE STUDYING THAT NEW THING CALLED LOGIC"
Paddy Says"LOGIC?? - WHAT THE HELL IS LOGIC?"
Mick Says"WELL ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT ILL GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES,.....
HAVE YOU GOT A GOLDFISH?"
Paddy Says "YES"
Mick Says "OK THEN YOUVE EITHER GOT A POND, A TANK OR A BOWL"
Paddy Says "YEH IVE GOT A POND , BUT I STILL DONT GET WHAT LOGIC IS"
Mick Says "ILL GIVE YER A FEW MORE EXAMPLES..... IF YOUVE GOT A POND YOUVE EITHERE GOT A GARDEN OR A YARD?"
Paddy Says" YEH, IVE GOT A GARDEN"
Mick Says "IF YOUVE GOT A GARDEN , YOUVE EITHER GOT A HOUSE OR A BUNGALOW"
Paddy Says "YEH, IVE GOT A HOUSE"
Mick Says "IF YOUVE GOT A HOUSE, YOUR EITHER MARRIED OR NOT MARRIED??"
Paddy Says "YEH IM MARRIED"
Mick Says "IF YOURE MARRIED, YOUVE EITHER BEEN MARRIED A SHORT TIMEOR A LONG TIME"
Paddy Says "YEH IVE ONLY BEEN MARRIED 6 MONTHS"
Mick says " I BET YOU IN THEM 6 MONTHS , YOU HAVENT HAD A WANK!"
paddy says "BE JESUS, THAT LOGIC IS FUCKIN GRAND, YOU KNOW ALL THEM THINGS ABOUT ME THROUGH THAT THING CALLED LOGIC"
Anyway , they have a few more jars and part company.
Paddys walking home from the pub Pissed as a fart and bumps into Shamus,
Paddy says "SHAMUS ME OLD MATE,WHAT A COINSIDENCE, IVE JUST SEEN MICK IN THE PUB AND I HAVENT SEEN HIM FOR 5 YEARS EITHER."
Shamus says "MY OLD MATE MICK , HOWS HE DOING?"
Paddy says " HES GRANDE , HES GOING TO COLLEGE NOW STUDYING THAT NEW THING CALLED LOGIC"
Shamus says "LOGIC ,WHATS LOGIC"
Paddy Says "ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN, SO ILL GIVE YOU SOME EXAMPLES..... HAVE YOU GOT A GOLDFISH?"
Shamus said "NO"
Paddy Said "YOU’RE A WANKER THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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fuk off on July 23, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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dats a fuckin gr8 joke |
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chanty on July 28, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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fukkin quality joke m8. had me in stitches |
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i fuked ur mom on August 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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wicked |
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i did ur mom on August 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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thats a great 1 |
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jack on September 12, 2005 @ 2:29 am |
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lmao gd joke |
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Heat on September 22, 2005 @ 3:02 am |
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Hey Head Viking, if you can truly look at an Irish person and say they’re Not White then you’re a real idiot. I can recognize your typing style, NORDICIST. Come back for more trouble huh? |
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THE HEAD VIKING on September 27, 2005 @ 3:33 am |
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PART ESKIMO MY ASS! BESIDES I WOULD RATHER BE PART BLUBBER CHEWER THAN PART CANNIBAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ADRIANA THE CANNIBAL LOL I KILL MYSELF!!! |
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Heat on September 28, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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Head Viking, I know why you’ve got such sour grapes about Irish people. It’s because they kicked your asses at the Battle of Clontarf in 1014, HAHAHAHAHA!
I’m pretty good with history, and I’ve come across the famous battle when Irish High King, Brian Boru, led his troops to total victory over the invading Vikings and ended your power in Ireland for good. From that point after, any Vikings who wanted to enter Ireland had to sumbit to the authority of the various Irish clans.
You can’t get over the truth that a nationality you see as inferior actually supercedes you. LOL, thanks for the laugh. |
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TONY on October 4, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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HEAD VIKING, THE IRISH ARE WHAT YOU ARE, YOU BRED WITH THEM AND GAVE THEM THEIR GENETIC MAKEUP, THEY ARE VERY MUCH LIKE YOU. THE IRISH ARE YOUR ILLEGITEMATE CHILDREN. |
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Truthfully on October 4, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Tony-
What would you be? And albino? Since you apparently don’t know anything I’ll enlighten you a little. Irish and Italians are pretty much apples to oranges. Your typical Irish stands out drastically against your typical Italian. Even their DNA will show that. Both groups lived on opposite corners of Europe and developed way differently as the centuries passed. They both evolved into their own genetic niche, therefore, a groups genetic make-up is the result of it’s own development and subtle biological mutations. And this applies to every ethnic group you find on the globe. FACT. |
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TONY on October 6, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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Truthfully,Thank you for enlightening me,but why do you want to compare irish to italians?Apples to oranges?Ha ha, not even close.What i’m talking about is the vikings and their invasions of ireland.And as a result,altering their "genetic niche and biological mutations".What would i be?No i’m not an albino, but my guess is that your a donkey. This all reminds me of an old joke.After all, this is an irish joke page.Goes like this: What do you get when you cross an irishman with a donkey? A dumb donkey . Ciao asino |
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Truthfully on October 6, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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Tony (obese goomba)-
I’m well aware that Ireland shares some Viking heritage, however, the majority of the Irish retains their own unique genetic code. However, if the Irish are the illegitimate children of the Vikings then you italians are the bastards offspring of the North African Moors. Remember them?
Speaking of jokes, I have a few for you:
How do you get an Italian woman pregnant?
Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.
Why do italian funerals only have 2 pallbearers?
Because a garbage can only has 2 handles.
Enjoy! : D |
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TONY on October 11, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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Truthfully,do you think you can match wits with me? the moors?you make me laugh. Yea I saw that in some stupid movie too.Obese goomba?should I be insulted? Your education probably consists of watching movies and the sopranos,. I wish hollywood would come out with a truly realistic movie or series, more like, "pediphile preists of the catholic church", but i guess you irish wouldn’t want to see that one .I dont know why I’m even responding to this last post you made, especially after your confirmation to everybody that your just some low class skell who jerks off into shoes. |
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Matt on October 11, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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You’re all of Irish descent anyway, Americans!!!!!!
Haha, founded by drunkards!:-):-) |
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Truthfully on October 12, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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Tony-
What you just said only confirms that Italians are ignorant and uneducated. I watch the sopranos and other stupid mafia programs? Ha, don’t make me laugh! That was a pathetic attempt to reverse things and say I do the things that Italians do. I bet you spend most of your nights in your wifebeater with your sociopathic uncle waching Tony shitprano talk in his stupid accent. |
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Truthfully on October 12, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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It’s spelled "PEDOPHILE priests of the Catholic Church." And if a movie like that ever came out, why would Irish people be afraid of that? After all, there are plenty of goomba priests, and the Catholic Church itself is based in....ta da!!!...ROME...the capital of ITALY.
Boy, you Italians sure have a lot of explaning to do. LOL!
No I don’t jerk off to myself, that’s what you greasy, midget sized, men hugging and kissing other men greaseballs like to do. Yeah, I DO think I can match wits with you Tony.
What are you going to do about it? Tell your uncle to send a bunch of his goons to take me out? Get a life you sad greaser. |
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irish chick 4/11/05 on April 22, 2006 @ 12:00 am |
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People im irish and who gives a shit a Jokes a joke just laugh at it ffs........................
GREAT JOKE..PMSL......... |
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HICKEY on April 22, 2006 @ 1:57 pm |
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IM IRISH AND FROM DUBLIN AND I CAN TAKE A JOKE BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT A GREAT RACE WE ARE SOMETHING LIKE TWENY AMERICAN PRESEDENTS WERE IRISH AND THAT IS A FACT WE BUILT IT TO AND THERE IS A 170 MILLION IRISH PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD SURE THE ITALIANS SOLD OUT TO THE NAZIS THE IRISH FOUGHT AND REBELLED FOR FREEDOM IN WORLD AGAINSED OUR OPPRESERS BUT FUCK IT DID YOU KNOW ROBERT DE NIRO IS PART ITALIAN AND PART IRISH AND I THINK IT IS A GOOD COMBINATION |
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