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Indian mating season
Posted by: Crikey on July 27, 2005 @ 5:44 am
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler ’Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means there’s a beautiful squaw
in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of
the local newspaper read.....
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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blik block on August 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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awesome... best minute of my life |
| From: |
Paddy on September 8, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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Where are the Black Jokes, even Black "new irish" jokes??? |
| From: |
K.La on September 13, 2005 @ 2:08 am |
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Haha...this one’s awesome |
| From: |
tony on September 26, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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Heard this before but it was a polish guy |
| From: |
stella on April 22, 2006 @ 12:00 am |
| Comment: |
that was hilarious, I needed that! |
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