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Prison Potatoes
Posted by: Stinkin Wookie on September 9, 2005 @ 7:32 am
| An Englishman, Irishman & an Australian are all imprisoned together. One day they decide to escape & start a new life. The day of the breakout dawns & the three prisoners make a break for it across a field beside the road where their chain-gang was working. The chase was on, & when they thought they were going to be caught they stumbled upon a garden shed. The quick thinking Aussie said " Quick we’ll hide in there until the heats off!" When they opened the door all they found were three potato sacks & without anything else to hide in they each crawled into one. Unfortunately for the prisoners a guard saw the shed & thought he’d take a look inside. Luckily though, this guard wasn’t the brightest man & when he opened the door to find three, large, lumpy potato sacks he didn’t really think much of it & instead of opening them he kicked them, one by one. The first contain the Aussie,thinking quickly he start barking like a dog "WOOF WOOF WOOF!" which the guard fell for. Next he kicked the sack containing the Englishman, who, following the Aussies theme started to act like a cat "MEOOOW! FFFFT FFFT!" which, once again the guard fell for. Finally he kicked the sack containing the Irishman, to which came the reply "POTATOES!" |
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ha ha ha on September 22, 2005 @ 3:01 am |
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funny stuff.... worth the read |
| From: |
sexy blonde! on September 26, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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dat is fuckn gud stuff,real stupid irish fella haaa...........the gobshit!..............wait............im irish.xXxXxXxXxXxXxXx |
| From: |
you_dumb on September 29, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
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that’s a cheap rip off of a blonde joke. |
| From: |
Robyn on September 29, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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I agree with" you
dumb".That was a
cheap rip off from
the dumb blonde
section.
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| From: |
The Rock on October 6, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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The Rock thinks this is well worth reading, to all who are slow readers that is. Anyway heres a suggestive Irish joke fresh from The Rock: Where does an Irish family go for a vacation? A: A different bar. |
| From: |
Hammer on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm |
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hey the rock
where do i go for my vacation?? ON YOUR MOTHER!!! UP THE IRISH |
| From: |
ALI on April 22, 2006 @ 2:00 pm |
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a its a funny koke as much as it hurts!! u gt msn sexy blonde?
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| From: |
DroPKicKing MurPhy on April 22, 2006 @ 2:04 pm |
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"The Rock" needs to get over "The Rock" and it needs to ask himself, (Probably herself), if that joke is really funny, or actually quite stupid. |
| From: |
Truthfully on April 22, 2006 @ 2:04 pm |
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To The Rock-
Here’s a suggestion: Don’t quit your day job! |
| From: |
homer on April 22, 2006 @ 2:06 pm |
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i get jokes :) |
| From: |
Paddy on July 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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Blonde Joke, Pogue ma thon |
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portadown on August 2, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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what is with the irish slaggin of the irish jokes, dont look at em you dumb asses, if it only gonna offend ya, think it is fuuny as fuk that there is a irish section, dumb fukers
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