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Irish Medical Dictionary
Posted by: allan burt on September 28, 2005 @ 9:22 am
Artery......................The stady of paintings
Bacteria.................The back door to the Cafeteria
Benign....................What you be,after you be eight
Cauterize...............Made eye contact with her
Coma.....................Punctuation mark
Dilate......................Live long
Enema....................Not a friend
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else
Fibula......................A small lie
Morbid.....................A higher offer
Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates
Node........................I knew it
Outpatient................A person who has fainted
Post operative........A letter carrier
Secretion.................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor
Tablet........................Small table
Terminal illness......Getting sick at the airport
Tumour.....................One plus one more
Urine..........................Opposite of your out |
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calv on October 5, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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brilliant |
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Kanga on April 22, 2006 @ 12:02 am |
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This is the FUNNIEST joke I have read on the site so far. It brought tears to my eyes from laughing so much... "Cauterize...........Made eye contact with her" ...hahahahahahaha |
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adam on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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great
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Will on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm |
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Funny as hell. |
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andy on April 22, 2006 @ 2:02 pm |
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FUCKING FANTASTIC |
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Colleen on April 22, 2006 @ 2:04 pm |
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Awesome |
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SPHG on April 22, 2006 @ 2:04 pm |
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I know what the Irish accent sounds like and most of these are far off the mark, not that funny, but I do see what you are trying to do |
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sam on April 22, 2006 @ 2:08 pm |
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excellent!!! |
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