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birthday boy
Posted by: tracy on October 16, 2005 @ 2:30 pm

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Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday,his dad said "we’d get you one son but the mortgage is £80.000 and your mam has just lost her job"
Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed,his dad asked "Patrick where you going?" Patrick replyed "i walked past your room last night and heard you tell mam you were pulling out,then i heard her tell you to wait cos she was coming too,and im not staying here on my own with an £80.000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"


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From: geordie boy on October 31, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: good one

From: tim on April 22, 2006 @ 12:01 am
Comment: that was funny! well done

From: sweet kid on April 22, 2006 @ 12:01 am
Comment: wow gay joke much

From: Brittani on April 22, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
Comment: I love you

From: timmyboi on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm
Comment: that was the biggest excuse for a comment ive ever heard! how could u be so stupid to waste ur effort writing a comment like that! for gods sake, geordie boy spent more time typing his name than he did, the lazy ass comment. WHAT A LOSER! funny joke tho! good to see the sex jokes are still valid in ireland:P

From: ace on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm
Comment: fuckin good joke kid

From: jane on April 22, 2006 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: very funny

   
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