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Posted by: Huseyin Mayadag on October 23, 2005 @ 9:31 am

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Temel (Turkish Irish) was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife,Fadime, to the hardware store. At the hardware store she saw a beautiful teapotwhen she was waiting.
She asked "How much is the teapot?"
The salesman replied "That’s silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" She exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that her man had sent her to buy, and the salesman went to the backroom to find the hinge. From the backroom he yelled "Fadime, you wanna screw for that hinge?’
To which Fadime replied, "No, but I can for the teapot."


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From: greg on November 1, 2005 @ 2:00 pm
Comment: tis a klass joke very funny!!!

From: asshole on April 22, 2006 @ 12:00 am
Comment: stpid joke but quite funny.well done weirdo!

From: boomshakka on April 22, 2006 @ 12:00 am
Comment: i suppose u think ur smart or something but us irish turks r totally fed up with the likes of u laughing at us it’s not our fault we,re so dumb!

From: Benji on April 22, 2006 @ 12:00 am
Comment: WHAT THE FUCK!

From: Jack on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm
Comment: And this is "Irish" how?

From: Matthew Villani on April 22, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: Since you’re probably Turk-Irish this seems to be more of a self-depreciating joke, but it still pokes fun at White people.

From: Edna Sweetlove on April 22, 2006 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: I’ve seen funnier things in my pubic hairs.

From: brittany from ok on April 22, 2006 @ 2:03 pm
Comment: i liked it. muy bueno!

From: guanaco on April 22, 2006 @ 2:03 pm
Comment: uuugh CORNY!

From: marc on April 23, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Comment: jack is right how da fuck is this an irish joke

From: Emo on June 7, 2006 @ 4:44 pm
Comment: This has nothing to do with being Irish!

From: Paddy on July 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: Good joke but its not even close to being irish.

   
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