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3 Irish men
Posted by: Kyle Murphy on November 7, 2005 @ 10:21 pm
Three irish men go into a bank at midnight, thinking they are going to rob the bank and become rich. They break in and open the first safe and they find a warm bottle of vanilla pudding, so they discuss it and they say "Since we are hungry we might as well go ahead and eat it." So the three men eat it and move on to the next safe, they crack it open and find more vanilla pudding so they eat this pudding too. They move to the next safe coming to more pudding, so they eat it becoming confused. They crack the next safe finding more vanilla pudding, and so on out through the bank all they find is vanilla pudding in all the safes. When they leave the bank there money duffle bags are empty but there stomachs are full.
The next day the headline in the paper reads "Largest sperm bank emptied in bank robbery." |
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Qadir on April 22, 2006 @ 1:56 pm |
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Dude! Hahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahah... you’re a sick but gifted man for that joke. Beautifully sick, yet great. |
| From: |
dougie on April 22, 2006 @ 1:56 pm |
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fucking garbage |
| From: |
adam on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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great joke i like it
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$T@C3Y on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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THAT WAS A PRETTY GUD JOKE! MINES BETTER. WHAT DID THE LEPRICORN SAY 2 THE IRISH MAN??????? STOP TALKIN SHIT N KEEP SUKIN!!! |
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yo on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm |
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tha wasn’t bad |
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Roan on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm |
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funny, but I saw it cumming. |
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yea on April 22, 2006 @ 1:59 pm |
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that is sooo disgusting |
| From: |
dan on April 22, 2006 @ 2:00 pm |
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bit disgusting but not bad |
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hehehehe on April 22, 2006 @ 2:00 pm |
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sick joke s
siiiicceesssiikkkkkkhhhhhhhhh !!!!
paddy n murphy walking down the road
paddy falls down a manhole
murphy asks - "is it dark down there"
paddy replies - Dunno Murph -
i cant see |
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cara on April 22, 2006 @ 2:01 pm |
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i dont get what that has to do with irish people but it was hilarious anyway.. |
| From: |
gallie on April 22, 2006 @ 2:02 pm |
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that joke left a bad taste in my mouth |
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AK.Maniac on April 22, 2006 @ 2:03 pm |
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EWWWWWWW...oh that’s gross |
| From: |
Colleen on April 22, 2006 @ 2:04 pm |
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That’s kind of funny, except it doesn’t have anything to do with the Irish Nationality! Don’t insult us. |
| From: |
Judge on April 22, 2006 @ 2:05 pm |
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Well, it was cute but not totally worth my time to read i can see this getting nowear in a career |
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from an irishman on April 22, 2006 @ 2:06 pm |
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Thats a fuckin stupid joke. go eat shit bitch! |
| From: |
Shawn on April 22, 2006 @ 2:08 pm |
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thats not right
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Adriana on May 3, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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Hey I know Im a proud white mediterranean girl but I like Irish, Irish have good fighting spirit like us Spanish Cuban people do. I like Slavs too. Tell some jokes about stupid WASPs, I hate stupid liberal nordic pansy ass WASPs. |
| From: |
james gardner on May 7, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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rubbish |
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just me on June 19, 2006 @ 4:20 pm |
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you should have said tapioca pudding |
| From: |
cockface on July 1, 2006 @ 2:10 pm |
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u nothing but a dickhead |
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Johnny Boy on July 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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Adriana,
You sound alright by me. I’m like you, I like the Irish, Mediteraneans, Slavic nations and Spanish Cubans. We should all stick together and fight the Germanic A-Holes! |
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Paddy on July 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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Dumb joke and it has nothing to do with irish culture, stop listening to thin lizzy and U2 and pogue ma thon |
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