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The ill old irishman
Posted by: Nathan Phillips on March 19, 2006 @ 2:10 am
| An old Irishman go’s to the doctor one day cause he’s feelling a wee bit ill. After the tests and such, the doctor tells him, "I got a bit of bad news for ya, you got cancer, and you’ve only 6 months to live." the old irishman’s like "ai, alright" so he goes back home, see’s his son and tells him, "ai lad, I’ve got some bad news for ya, im gonna die in 6 months, I came down with cancer. So why dont we go down to me pub, and have are selves some beers." the son goes, "oh ai, ok, lets go" so they’re down there drinking and what not, when the old mans fellows come around, the old man announces his new, "Ai lads, me commrades, I’ve got horrible news for ya, I’ve got aids, and I’ve got but 6 months to live" every makes their toastes and calls it a night, when the old man and his son get home, the sons like "dad, I thought you had cancer?" and the old man goes, "Ai, I do, but you dont want them boinking your mom when im gone do ya?" |
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zac pirton on June 21, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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what that was stupid |
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Gimp overlord on July 9, 2006 @ 11:51 pm |
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Funny as |
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