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Old Sparky
Posted by: allan burt on April 23, 2006 @ 11:13 am

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The Prison Governor makes a final inspection of the electric chair as a man from death row is scheduled to die later that day.He is alarmed to find there are several faults so he calls for an electrician .
When Paddy arrives he assures the Governor that everything can be fixed but it will take five hours.The Governor heaves a sigh of relief because this means the execution can go ahead as planned.
Five hours later the Governor returns to find the electric chair in pieces and Paddy whistling as he works.
’I thought you assured me everything would be fixed in five hours,’ says the Governor.
’ It’s a good job you called out an experienced electrician like me because this thing is a death trap!’ replies paddy.


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From: zac pirton on June 21, 2006 @ 10:58 am
Comment: man u r god

From: yoo fanny ! on August 31, 2006 @ 11:08 am
Comment: obviously he didnt make up tht joke =) jakass
mon the irish =D

   
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