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Paddy and Murphy at the bridge
Posted by: John Meaney on May 7, 2006 @ 4:53 pm

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Paddy and Murphy were walking down william st in Dublin when they came to a bridge with one fella holiding his mate over the bridge by his ankles as the other fella was catchin fish in the river and chucking them back. Paddy said to Murphy " jeasus that a grand idea" and they agreed that when they got to the next bridge that they would have ago. about 15 mins walk later they came accross another bridge and agreed that paddy would hold murphy over the over the edge by his ankles. 20 mins later paddy shouted "Did you catch anything yet murphy? and murphy replies. "no" 40 mins pass by and paddie’s elbows that he has reasted on the wall are starting to ache quite badly again askes. "any luck down there murphy? murphy replies the same "no" after an hour murphy shouts up "quick paddy pull me up" Paddy sais "why" murphy shouts back " there’s a f***ing train coming.

Good luck to Munster in the Hieneken cup final 2006


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From: prestonn mcflary on May 13, 2006 @ 7:34 am
Comment: that was hilarous

From: McPherson on May 18, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: This sounds like a typical stupid "allan burt" joke.

From: bbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaap on May 22, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Comment: the joke was sooo kool dat i forgot 2 laugh

From: KENNY ALBERTS on June 19, 2006 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: WHAT TRAIN????

From: Paddy on July 30, 2006 @ 10:47 am
Comment: Sweet joke but murphy is a last name

   
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