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Irish Maths Test
Posted by: Eddie on May 24, 2006 @ 10:36 am
An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.
"What’s this?" the boss asks?
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when do I start?"
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Irish Luvr on May 27, 2006 @ 12:50 pm |
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THis is amazing, irish rule, I like green, shamrocks, hitting ladies, and god. not your god tho catholic! |
| From: |
Leone on May 29, 2006 @ 12:40 pm |
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To webmasters:
I’m really fed up with all these irish/polish/italian jokes!!!
We, white catholics would like to have a section for us, we would like to submit some JEWISH JOKES! Jews invented all these italian/irish/polish jokes, but in europe we have a lot of jewish jokes, it would be nice to see them here. Will there ever be a JEWISH JOKES section?
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Optimus Prime on May 31, 2006 @ 1:16 pm |
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I dissagree my fair lad , I Dont like shamrocks , those things are beyond gay . And i think white people just plain suck , and this is coming from a white guy . Very much like yourself . Oh and by the way irish people , Learn to speak english !
Whats the difference between an Irish and diaherra? NOTHING!!!
Sincerly Samuel L. Jackson |
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Matthew Villani on June 4, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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to Leone: I agree with you 100%. The webmasters ARE biased against White people. There will never be a jewish jokes section, however, since in America and Europe they’re a protected class.
to Optimus Prime: You’re not White, you’re Pink, a REAL White man would NEVER say something so stupid. |
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Mel Gibson on June 5, 2006 @ 1:14 pm |
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To Leone and Matthew Villani,
I agree with you guys. For some reason its OK (at least on this dirtyjokes website) to bash White Catholic Groups like the Irish, Italians and Polish.
I think there should also be joke sections for the Jews and the Germans since they seem to be able to dish it out but can’t take it.
If there aren’t joke sections for the Jews and Germans, then that tells you who the dirtyjokes website people favor. |
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Emo on June 7, 2006 @ 4:43 pm |
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Im irish and im able to have a laff at my own expense but that joke your man Optimus Prime said-was CRAP!! Utter reject! "And i think white people just plain suck , and this is coming from a white guy" you must be one of those guys who wish there were black am i right?? I am arnt I?
Wow what a spa |
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Matthew Villani on June 19, 2006 @ 4:20 pm |
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Optimus Prime is the same jackass who goes under various names and bashes every White ethinc group except Anglo-Saxons and nordics. |
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