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paddy and murphy at building site
Posted by: Caleb on September 8, 2006 @ 2:15 pm

paddy and murphy were working on a building site shovelling when paddy hears a big clunk.

"murphy, i tink i hit sumthin metal."
"well dig it up then"
so paddy keeps digging and he sees what the object is
"me jesus, its a bomb, wot shall i do?"
"keep on digging, there might be more"
so they keep on digging
"son of jesus, 4 bombs, we’ll have to go to the police"
so they get on the bus, a bomb under each arm
"paddy, what if 1 of the bombs goes off?"
"we’ll tell the police we only found 3!!"

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