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Damn Sandwiches!
Posted by: Joe on August 9, 2007 @ 5:53 am
There are 3 men, One Englishman, One American and One Irishman.
They are on a construction site buliding a bridge. They are on their lunch hour. and the Englishman opens his lunch "Oh My God! If my wife makes me ham sandwiches I’m going to jump off the bridge when its finished tommorow!" The American opens his lunch. "If my wife makes me penut butter sandwiches again tommorow I shall jump off that bridge with you!!!" The Irishman opens his lunch, "If my wife makes me cheese and pickle sandwiches again I’m jumping off too!"
The next day when the bridge was due to be finished. The Englishman, The American and the Irishman all open their lunch. They all had the same sandwiches as yesterday. So they all jumped off the bridge one by one. The Englishman and the Americans wives were very sad. "If only we knew not to make those sandwiches again..." they both started crying. The Irishman’s wife didnt know what to say, she said "I don’t understand... he always used to make his own sandwiches..." |
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