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Pigs
Posted by: Mark on March 22, 2004 @ 1:12 pm
2 Irish men - Paddy and Keiron - decide to buy a pig each. When they get home, they realise they can not tell them apart.
"I’ll tell you what" said Paddy "I’ll cut an ear off mine so we can tell the difference"
Later that day Keiron comes running up to Paddy
"Your pig bit an ear off mine, now they’re the same again"
"I’ll tell you what" says Paddy "I’ll cut the other ear off mine"
Later that day Keiron comes running up to Paddy
"Paddy, your pigs bit the ear off mine again, now none of them have ears!"
"I’ll tell you what" says Paddy "I’ll cut the tail off mine"
Things are looking good until the next day
Keiron runs up to Paddy
"Your pig bit the tail off mine!" he shouts "Now what are we going to do?"
"I’ll tell you what" says Paddy.....
"I’ll have the black one, you have the white one" |
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| From: |
lew on April 29, 2004 @ 4:00 pm |
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1 of the best irish jokes here but will work better as a blonde joke
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jay&jay on May 4, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
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yeah im with "lew" it should be a blonde or jews. |
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nutty on May 4, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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nah, think irish is best...why would blondes buy pigs? |
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jj on May 4, 2004 @ 5:14 pm |
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that is sooooooooo old |
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Southsider on May 4, 2004 @ 5:26 pm |
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i dont get it |
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Pedro on May 19, 2004 @ 8:59 pm |
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I believe that joke was HORSES with BLONDES buddy |
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BmcG on May 27, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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well it doesn’t exactly have to be irish but it was a better joke than any on this site I’ve seen. I still cant find one thats actually "funny" yet |
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shaun on June 29, 2004 @ 3:29 pm |
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thats a drunkin irish joke |
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JAMIE on July 13, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
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THAT IS MY JOKE U TWAT!!!!!!! |
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Paddy O' furniture on September 19, 2004 @ 4:12 am |
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Beer makes you colorblind? |
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Ryan on September 24, 2004 @ 2:45 pm |
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Jews are intelligent u knobs!!! why wold it be funny if it was a jew??? an pedro, if i said a joke about two men going to a theme park, would it matter uif you had heard it with two women going instead of two men? huh! ur a wanker |
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ADV on November 17, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
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Would work better as a polish joke |
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Jiggy on March 13, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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It would work better as an Akrotirian joke, those crazy Akrotirians! |
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