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Posted by: GRIMM on July 4, 2004 @ 2:11 am
One day paddy english man, paddy scots man and paddy irish man were on a flight over europe and paddy englishman puts his hand out the window and syas to the others. "oh were over england now" and they asked "how do u know?" "i touched the top of big ben"
Fair enough they say. paddy scots man puts his hand out the window and says "Oh were over scotland" and they ask, "how do u know?" i felt the tops of the scotish hills" fair enough they say. Paddy irish man puts his hand out the window and says "Oh were over dublin!" They ask "how do u know?"
"cause my fucking watch is gone!" |
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ChristianAnn on July 28, 2004 @ 10:50 pm |
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That was wank..
very very wank...
From one irishman to an apparent englishman.. fark off.. |
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Kaz on July 31, 2004 @ 8:54 pm |
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I’d rather be Irish than anything else. Who else has a holiday and invites everyone else to join them for the day. THE IRISH RULe!!!!!!!!!! :-) |
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lover of irish jokes on September 16, 2004 @ 4:41 pm |
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that was funny and true |
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Lauren on September 20, 2004 @ 7:11 pm |
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Being 100% Irish, I need to ask you to stay home on Saint Patrick’s Day, you’re unwanted :D |
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irish citizen on October 16, 2004 @ 5:18 pm |
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NO the i´rish do NOT rule. after september 11th the whole of ireland shut down for one day as a mark of respect. why? do the irish think theyre the only nation that has ever emigrated to the US?
why do the irish have such a high reputation of themselves anyway? what have they ever done apart from bomb and maim britain either before of after 1916...i dont give a shit how you look at it.
i think we all need to get some pins and prick our seriously swollen heads. up to a few years ago ireland was a third world shitehole. remember that |
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darby on November 5, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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this is to the irish citizen what the fuck are you doing dissing the irish you better leave us the hell alone are the litttle people will be after you LOL!!!!!!! and for your information irish are highly respected not only in our culture but in other ways too
Hey how did the Irish man confuss all of Europe?
by telling them that there was treasure hidden in Greenland, but he left out the part that Greenland is covered in ice |
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irish citizen on November 17, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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irish? respected? obviously YOU havent lived in many countries abroad mate! when you live in any non-english speaking country nobody gives a flying f... whether youre from ireland or from timbuchtoo. the first question you always get asked is what part of england you are from. why? because everyone assumes your english and then? even when you say youre irish nobody gives a shit because they just think ireland and england are all the same. the only countries where ireland is "high respected" as you say are in english speaking countries..basically former British colonies like the US, Canada and Australia.
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irish citizen on November 17, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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irish? respected? obviously YOU havent lived in many countries abroad mate! when you live in any non-english speaking country nobody gives a flying f... whether youre from ireland or from timbuchtoo. the first question you always get asked is what part of england you are from. why? because everyone assumes your english and then? even when you say youre irish nobody gives a shit because they just think ireland and england are all the same. the only countries where ireland is "high respected" as you say are in english speaking countries..basically former British colonies like the US, Canada and Australia.
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irish citizen on November 17, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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I am not anti-irish but prefer to be realistic as opposed to nationalistic or idealistic about our country. people say ireland has "come a long" way in the past few years? HUH???? how?? a few new roads, a few jobs and a smoking ban?? wow !! great!! REMEMBER THIS: all ireland has done in the last 10 years in terms of GDP, employment, etc is simply to catch up on the rest of Europe. No big DEAL folks. So get a pin and prick those swollen Irish heads of yours! |
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me on November 18, 2004 @ 1:23 pm |
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wat a bunch of pricks its a joke u dumb fucks |
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Black and Tan on November 24, 2004 @ 3:43 pm |
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I hate the Irish Hail the Black and Tans |
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irish citizen on November 30, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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who is the person who hates the irish? funny. im irish but sometimes i hate them myself!
fair play DUDE! long live the BLACK N TANS: they didnt whip the irish enough if you ask me |
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Boondock saint on December 3, 2004 @ 12:34 am |
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ye wee little douches don’t know the first thing about the irish. If these here jokes were the slightest bit funny than perhaps i wouldn’t be tempted to gore your sissy little necks wit me guinness bottle. black and tans kiss me rosy white arse.
brilliant! |
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irish pride on December 12, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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PROUD TO BE IRISH!!!!!! FUK YOU IM IRISH |
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irish chick on December 22, 2004 @ 8:40 am |
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wtf are all you twats playin at?for your information the whole of ireland did not close down on september 11th as a mark of respect,wat a load of balleeks!! and yes ireland has come a long way over the past few year,ever heard of the"good friday agreement?"no probably not,as you are all a pack of un educated walts.does it matter what other countries think of us?NO!but in relation to your comment,we are extremely well like all over the world,and not just in countries where the english dicks have invaded and taken over,in most other places too. and b4 u ask yes i have lived all over the world and i have never come across a person who has disliked the irish.people do know the difference between england and ireland, as they are both completly different places.WAKE UP.be proud of who you are,no matter what.and for all you eigits out there who are ashamed to be irish,the real irish are ashamed of you. you talk out of your arseholes. BEIDH ÁR LÁ LINN! =) |
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Colleen on February 4, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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STUPID HEAD!!! |
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Proud2bIrish on March 12, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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Holy crap! theres some serious tackless comments made there! U say your an Irish Citizen! If the black and tans ’whiped’ the irish enough do you really think u’d be on they’re side. U are a sad basterd! get over your hatred realise that nobody gives a shit what your views are because they cant be supported by logic! grow up!! |
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THE LIMEY on March 24, 2005 @ 4:39 am |
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SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME IN IRELAND SOME MICK STOLE MY WATCH, GO FIGURE... |
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Celtic Vanguard on March 28, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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To "Irish Citizen" if you hate being Irish so much then I have only 7 words for you:
GO KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID, STUPID ASSHOLE!!!!!
Go slit your wrists or OD on some drugs. You sound like you’re high on something anyway. Stupid Prick. |
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Chill Pill on March 29, 2005 @ 1:47 am |
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Ehhh " Irish Citizen " where has Ireland come in the last 10 years?? Have you been reading the news in the last 10 years?? And as someone has already pointed out about the smoking ban which i think was you, have you seen how many countries waited in the shadows on that one, waiting to see Ireland fall on their faces thinking the smoking ban was gonna be the biggest failure of this nations history?? What happened ,it was a massive success, and ohh look all the " BIG " countries are following in " Little Ireland’s " footsteps. Now they are bringing in the smoking ban all over the world. If you ask me that was brass balls of a little country like Ireland to have the fucking nerve to do when all the rest fucked off into the shadows and hadn’t got the balls to do it until Ireland did. |
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Proud2benglish on April 8, 2005 @ 7:16 am |
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i think that is down right disgusting to say that your Irish but hate yuor country, you are what you are so you might as well be proud of it. Anyway ive never been to Ireland but i would like to go and a lot of people i know are Irish and there are brilliant. Even though you Irish might hate the English im not goin to lower myself to that level as a like the Irish im secure enough with my nationality not to critise the Irish as i Do respect them but not as much as my fellow Englishmen of course. |
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Luke on April 22, 2006 @ 2:01 pm |
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hey retards.... read the book "how the irish saved civilization" then talk shit, you fucking uneducated morons. |
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Irish People Suck... on April 22, 2006 @ 2:02 pm |
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...because they don’t realize they’re part of Great Britain. It’s a *UNITED* Kingdom, asshole!!! |
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jonny inter on April 22, 2006 @ 2:02 pm |
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grimm that was grim, scots are called jock, english are called george, only irish are called paddy |
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Calm down, lads on June 19, 2006 @ 4:24 pm |
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Hey, an attribute of being Irish is not giving a shit what other retards say about you or your country! |
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