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3 Wishs
Posted by: GRIMM on July 4, 2004 @ 2:15 am

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Paddy english man paddy scots man and paddy irishman found a bottle and a genie poped out and granted 3 wishs but one for each of them. Paddy Scots man said "I want all packies and brits out of scotland" *poof* nothing but scots is scotland. paddy englishman says "hey thats a good idea, ill have all the packies and blacks out of england with a 500 foot wall put around it" *Poof* nothing but english in england with a 500 foot wall all around england. Paddy irish man says "so he wanted england to be 100% english men and a 500 foot wall round it yea? my wish...... Fill it wit water!"


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From: Sally on July 26, 2004 @ 8:29 am
Comment: Yeah, not funny. But better.

From: joe on July 29, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
Comment: no offence but my dog could have made a better joke ha ha sorry

From: *coughs* on September 5, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: uh..dying from the hilarity. oh my.

no, delete this. please

From: Ilene on September 7, 2004 @ 11:22 am
Comment: I thought it was great!

From: Ilene on September 7, 2004 @ 11:23 am
Comment: I thought it was great!

From: Ilene on September 17, 2004 @ 2:16 am
Comment: Just fuckin’ with you it sucked like shit!

From: IrishGal on September 20, 2004 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: Hahahaha.......good one....very funny

From: Canadian Chica on October 11, 2004 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: Amusing.

From: Lucky Charms on October 16, 2004 @ 2:32 pm
Comment: Dam the English

From: the real leprauchan on October 16, 2004 @ 2:33 pm
Comment: itd be better if we filled it with gas and threw in a single lit match.

From: Lucky Charms on October 16, 2004 @ 2:35 pm
Comment: No Napalm would be better since you couldnt put it out for a while. Hell whell dont we just put them in camps.

From: dannixx on November 25, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: dat was da best joke i have eva eva eva heard!!!!






NOT!!!!!!!!! IT WAS 100 PERCENT CRAP!!

From: sandra on December 10, 2004 @ 8:23 am
Comment: best joke in s long time upt he irish

From: irish chick on December 22, 2004 @ 8:27 am
Comment: dat was pure halarious!!!......or maybe u cudda said, get all da english wanks outta ireland!!!

From: The IRB on February 28, 2005 @ 3:49 pm
Comment: BRITS OUT TIOCAIDN AR LÁ ANOIS!

From: AMOS on March 17, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
Comment: CRACKER!!DROWN THE BASTARDS!!

From: Padraig on June 19, 2006 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: Loved it! I don’t much care for the english....

   
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