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Up Before a Judge
Posted by: Fiery Phoenix on October 24, 2004 @ 1:35 pm
Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are up before a Judge
" Not you 3 AGAIN!!! " The Judge remarks, " I tell you what, seeing as I’m such a dog lover, if each of you can sing a song about a dog, I’ll let you go free. "
The Englishman steps up, " how much is that doggy in the window......"
" Case dismissed, you are free to go. " The Judge tells the Englishman
The Scotsman is next up. " And they call it puppy love........."
" Case dismissed, you are free to go. " The Judge tells the Scotsman
The Irishman is next up. " Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, strangers in the night...."
" WHAT THE HELL!!! There is refrence to dogs in that song!! " The Judge shouts
" Be-jesus, hang on a minute m’lord, you have’nt let me finish"
............." Scooby dooby doo, Scooby scooby, scooby dooby doo " ( to the tune of Strangers in the Night ) |
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Fiery Phoenix on October 25, 2004 @ 1:10 pm |
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I don’t know why they put an R on this joke??? |
| From: |
ADV on November 17, 2004 @ 1:44 am |
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Weak very very weak |
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Fiery phoenix sux on December 3, 2004 @ 3:33 am |
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You dphus fuck, just cuz u wanted to touch yourself over a joke. Fuckyou |
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daniel on December 11, 2004 @ 2:47 pm |
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hi i think it is a good joke dan_92510@hotmail.com |
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angry,,very angry on January 18, 2005 @ 6:54 am |
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wat the hell was that? very dissappointed |
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Colleen on February 4, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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EXTREMELY dissappointed!! |
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Jiggy on March 13, 2005 @ 2:54 am |
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I was starting to cringe, thinking it was gonna be a beasty joke; but alas even a tasteless beast-sex joke might have been better. Xo |
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