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Paddys job interview
Posted by: taff3 on November 15, 2004 @ 1:13 pm
One day paddy goes for a job in the IRA,so he goes into the office and says to the bloke sat at his desk "im Paddy and im here for the job to join the IRA".The bloke behind the desk looks upto Paddy and says well to join the IRA u need to complete 2 tasks.ok says Paddy im up for it ,whats the first task,the interviewer says take this semtex into the town centre and blow up a few shops.paddy says no problem takes the semtex and off he goes.45 minutes later Paddy returns and says ive done it ,turn on your telly and look,the interviewer turns on the telly and cant believe his eyes explosions were going off and all the shops were being blown up.
the interviewer thinks to himself this guy is nuts i want him in the ira,so he says to paddy i will give you an easy second task pass this and you are in the IRA.Paddy how many letters are in the alphabet?asks the interviewer.thats easy replies paddy there are 21 letters in the alphabet.The interviewer says no now have another go.Again paddy answers 21 letters in the alphabet.The interviewer then shouts paddy are u fuckin thick there is 26 letters in the alphabet.Paddy then replies are there fuck 26 letters i just fuckin blew up MFI and B&Q |
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| From: |
PerpetualOmega on January 2, 2005 @ 9:17 am |
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Oh Shut up it was just a joke and a very funny one at that! |
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john o hara on January 24, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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listen you stupid fucs , the ira did not blow up stores ,they were a polictical army of military soldiers , trained to remove the Brittish Terror war machine from Ireland , but they are now in the middle east doing the same shit ,they have always done , and getting away with it. murder and mayhem |
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Mr Neutral on February 8, 2005 @ 9:09 am |
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Get off your high horse John.Ever heard of Enniskillen or the Birmingham pub bombs? |
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Aussie Bitch on February 12, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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any of u fuks thought of getting a life? |
| From: |
Joe on February 15, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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Aussie Bitch looks like you dont have a life either, why dont you go rim a koala |
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Aussie Bitch on March 2, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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yeah well y dont u go put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna b dik u may aswell look like one also, ya dumb shit |
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Ulster Volunteer on March 21, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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Fuck The IRA . . Cowardly Murdering Bastards |
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eire on July 29, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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it’s a joke just like the rest of the northern part of the ireland |
| From: |
iceman on August 3, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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UDA!! |
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