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3 wishes
Posted by: LimerickCelt on December 29, 2004 @ 8:22 pm
An Irishman, Englishman, and a Scotsman are all walking together on a beach when a genie appears.
"I’ll grant you each one wish, three wishes in total. Scotsman, you’re first."
The Scotsman then says "I’m a fisherman, my father was a fisherman, my grandfather was a fisherman, and my son will be a fisherman. I wish for there to be an abundance of fish in the sea."
POOF, there was now an abundance of fish in the sea.
The genie then turns to the Englishman. "And what is your wish?"
The Englishman says "I wish for a thick high wall to be built around England so that nothing can enter, but nothing can leave."
POOF, there was now a tall, thick wall around England.
The Genie turns to the Irishman. "And for you, sir?"
The Irishman ponders for a second and asks about this tall, thick wall surrounding England.
"Oh," says the Genie. "It’s 150 feet tall, and 5 feet thick. It will keep everything and everyone in with no one or nothing able to enter it... So your wish, sir?"
The Irishman then says, "Fill it up with water." |
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DONLD on January 2, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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I IRSH MUN DONT CAUSE MEE WEE WANKER |
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DONLD on January 2, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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I IRSH MUN DONT CAUSE MEE WEE WANKER |
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G AND DONALD on January 2, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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IM SOEING THIS WEB FOR 50 THOUSAND PONDS MUN |
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ARSE CREAM on January 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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G AND DONALD LICK MY BALLS THIS JOKE RULES |
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BUCK on January 21, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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GREAT JOKE |
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jessica on January 24, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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love it |
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niamh on February 3, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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FUCK D ENGLISH AND DONALD!"! YOU FOOLS! U NOT PURE IRISH! GO BUY A HOUSE IN ENGLAND YOU PONSE
this is a great joke
UP D IRISH |
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irish drinker on February 13, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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y water water lad, if i was him i woul have filled it up with whisky |
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caz on February 16, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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CRAP!!!
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me on February 17, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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hi |
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micael jackson (not) on February 17, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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hello world and whoevers reading me i thought the joke waz funny but not as funny as www.joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/cartoons/ or just www.joecartoon.com for downloads and screensavers that are all funny but watch out there is swearing alot |
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scottish troops on March 11, 2005 @ 7:41 pm |
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some fukin joke pal mon the irish fuck the english n fur every other place in scotland apart fae the west side aw use other pricks let us doon:))
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Jiggy on March 13, 2005 @ 2:47 am |
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This is a variation joke, chances are someones heard a variation of it and so they will guess the punchline and it won’t be funny. Might be good as a last resort though. |
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Me on March 14, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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Lmfao! This joke rocks....very funny, well done!! Fuck you pale pom poofters (england) |
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Celtic Vanguard on March 28, 2005 @ 11:26 am |
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Aww come on, not all English are that way. It’s just a stereotype, but....I do admit that the joke was humorous.
Master Race- What’s wrong, did you get your greasy, slimey ass kicked by Irishmen? Is that why you hate us so? Poor baby do you want me to take you to the zoo so your hairy mama of a gorilla can give you a hug? |
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sexy leprechaun on March 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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i thought that was quite funny.. even though kinda offensive |
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Jungly Dude on July 11, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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Great Joke!!! Love it. |
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Loyalist on October 14, 2005 @ 3:39 am |
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Wow, what an original joke, I swear I saw the same thing but the other way round about 5 posts ago...
NO SURRENDER TO THE IRA |
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Bob Michaels on April 22, 2006 @ 2:05 pm |
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Many years ago my Father brought a tinny 2 inch women to my Batchler party.Upon seeing this women I turned to my father and said,"Dad she is no bigger then my fist " He replied Son she is better. |
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