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a Classic
Posted by: alex jamieson on January 1, 2005 @ 3:38 pm
These two Irish guys worked on a building site along with this coloured man.
One day the coloured guy fell off the scaffolding and was killed.
The police arrived and interviewed the Irish guys.
What was his name ?
Don’t know we just called him Blackie.
Where did he stay?
Don’t know.
Was he married ?
Don’t know.
Was there anything unusual about him?
Don’t know except I think he had two anus’s.
How do you know that ?
We took him for a drink last week and I heard the barman shout ’ Here’s that black guy with the two arseholes’ |
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IRISH HATER on January 19, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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ur ma sucks ass England Rules |
| From: |
Scottish Hottie on January 21, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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Remember us up here in Scotland!!!!! |
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john o hara on January 24, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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At least we made an attempt for Freedom , The Scotch and Welsh , they just take it and like it ,all the way up the a!!. And the English they dont even know what Color they are , Bloody mongrels. |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on January 27, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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Did you hear about the Irish
new invention?
A pedal powered wheel chair. |
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Irelands own on February 1, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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Irish rule to all u stupid asses that put this these jokes up, they suck. |
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irish man on February 1, 2005 @ 9:46 pm |
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are you all serious? let’s protest to strangers online!! |
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ireland rule on February 3, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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I HATE D ENGLISH AND RYAN |
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Colleen on February 4, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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yeah... I totally agree with John O Hara!! & ur ma & Irelands own & Irish man & Ireland. Who ever posted this joke would be surprised. Cause’ if he’d ever said that joke to my brothers, he’d never say another!! haha lol!! now that’s funny!! |
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irish guy on February 10, 2005 @ 3:41 am |
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who d fuck does ryan soccer think he is. ireland is way better than england, thats y uze fucking took it over hundreds of years ago uz bastards. get a life u asshole. ireland 4 d 6 nations grandslam, we’ll kick ur ass in lansdowne road!!! |
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Welsh guy on February 15, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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I dont like sheep at all but noone outside of Britain is aware that Wales exists they only know of Scotland and England and it really pisses me off when places like america refer to Britain as England, Britain is not all of England |
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Sheepy on February 20, 2005 @ 11:10 pm |
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man..fuck u all in the british isles...fuck all irish too. |
| From: |
zoxc on February 23, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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english/irish dude on February 25, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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i love the irish!! there all very nice people.....and english too.
dont like scottish cos i cant even fucking understand what there saying and
there accents really irritates me to no end!
and dont really know about the welsh but there abit fucking posh for me!! |
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taggo on March 4, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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For all you Brits including Prince Chuckie--nice teeth |
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Ante on March 9, 2005 @ 12:01 am |
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i hate the irish because of this old irish teacher at my school who gave me a detention for goin to the grade 7 canteen im grade 9 by the way so next time i see him im going to throw a potatoe at his head fukin irish basted
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Jiggy on March 13, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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awesome joke alex jamieson, |
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uberman on March 18, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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One good thing I gotta say about the Irish: they sure know how to scrub a floor. |
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Pom. on March 18, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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The Irish i meet in London are a laugh, happy and a breath of fresh air, we get on fine..
relax people.POM. |
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CONFUSION on March 24, 2005 @ 11:19 am |
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HAHAHA....this is so nasty and hot in here......Ill tell you what the real score is between eglish and Irish......ITS THE POLITICIANS THAT DIVIDE THE NATIONS......no one really hates the other for nothing now do they?,.....its just a matter of mis understanding .....HATE THE POLITICIANS.....PERIOD.....dont waste your enegry hating each other., english people are usually good(except in the city,but thats the same anywhere)....same with the Irish(theyre a good craic!!)....OH YEAH AND THAT FAT GREEDY LEACH OF A QUEEN.....WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO TAX and live like a PIG????LOL....NAH ...seriously man.....we re living like a nation of sheep and zombies listening to these pigs......thats hat fucks up the english stereo type....I wish I could shoot those royal puddings!!!...lol
Any one have an opinion?
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chill pill on March 25, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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Confusion are you from the UK? Aussie chick, most australians are of English extraction. Lots of Aussies love the UK. They come over on work permits and stay for years.
Irish jokes are really dated and nobody really tells them in the UK any more. In fact the only place people are really hung up on ethnicity these days is America. Most people get on with each other in real life so I don’t know why the hell you are all arguing over stuff that is so stupid. You should be cool instead of being so uptight. |
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Chill Pill on March 29, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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The above post was not posted by me. Whoever did use my name in order to post their message if you are mentally challenged and can’t come up with your own name let me know and i’ll help you to think of one ok. |
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not chill pill on March 31, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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I wrote the above post and I didn’t use your name. I used the term "chill pill" because it was relevant to what I was saying... as in "take a chill pill and chill out with all the uptight stuff". I didnt even know there was someone else using this name and I dont really care because I am not attached to a particular name on here as it doesnt mean much. It was not a conspiracy honest!! I appreciate there are idiots going around posting shit using the names people get attached to but I was not doing that. |
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Chill Pill on April 2, 2005 @ 1:51 am |
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Alright fair enough, sorry for the misunderstanding. I use the Name ’ Chill Pill ’ for exactly the same reason you mentioned, people need to take a chill pill and calm the fuck down , i’ve never seen so many uptight, serious people in all my life, but i will freely admit i’ve gotten caught up in some of the threads on here.
Mainly this white pride crap. It’s 2005. i’m proud of being white and Irish, but i don’t have to turn into a race hating thug. Love your colour and your culture, but get of the stage you have yourself on.
So sorry for the misunderstanding again. |
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IRELAND RULES on April 20, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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Look back at the history people British soldiers shot inocent Irish people without reason.They murdered people and like a pack of assholes screwed up our country but Ireland will not rest until we are united Irish men and Ireland is a nation once again.
Tiocfaidh ar la - our day will come. |
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Ireland 4ever! on September 27, 2005 @ 3:32 am |
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The irish need to look at themselves objectivly. They carry alot of baggage, and with that comes a hate of the english. We have our own country, we’re not under english rule, so why continue to waste our time hating them...just move on. That said, the english are the most hyprocritical people on the planet...period! I know, i’ve lived in birtain the last 5 years... most english people don’t even know northern ireland is under biritsh rule! We should move on from the past, we won they lost, simple as. As for present times, the english still think they’re an empire but they’re a small, mostly insignificant, war mongering people hell bent on hyprocrasy. Whats more, they think they’re all that when in fact a country of 3 million people brought a queen and her parliment along with the other 50 million civilians to their knees. England should remember who put them in their place at the turn of the 20th century! |
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chingy on October 24, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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england so poor a lit buckingham palace on fire and the queen started singen clap ur hands stamped ur feet thank the lord were having heat
fuck england
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forever irish on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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to brit on march 17, england is a country without humour , passion , sport or pride. in ireland we have our own identity, our own country, our own games, our own culture ireland forever
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portadown on August 2, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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jeys irish forever you dumb prick, who you think invented football or cricket or rugby, and you talk of them not having there own games, too rite they might not be too good at them but they have em all rite, just that no dumb fucks fancy playing gaa on a big world wide scale , thats why you have your own, and as for bringin it to its knees ireland forever, look throughout history every country has been on its knees, the people in eire talk about defeating and gettng there own lil freedom, but seem to forget about the previous years when they were nothing , you cant epect a nation to forever control an empire, you goign to start slating what the romasn and greeks did, please at least know what your on about |
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Ads-Ireland on August 29, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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Irish have a beautiful culture and identity Not just ’gaa’, but music,history, literature. Having lived in Eng for a no. of yrs Ive never witnessed a more miserable country there is such a lack of pride until it comes to football! Children have absolutley so respect for there elders, they smoke & drink & shout & swear at other people on buses & on the streets. Having lived in the worst areas in Belfast and Dublin there is no comparison, Irish children, even those who arent the best behaved still have respect & morals. Many parents in eng have no idea of what real parenting is! No matter what religion a person is in Ire’ nrth or sth. At the end of the day,morals & values are what make a person & a country! Cant understand why english joke & laugh at irish suggesting that they are ’stupid’ children in n.ireland & s.ireland yr on yr continue to achieve the highest grades & are the best qualified & educated in the whole of the UK! I dont dislike the english they just need to cheer up! |
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ur olld lady! on September 17, 2006 @ 12:03 pm |
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did you ever wonder why your so poor???
because im your olld ladys only customer haha screw me now fukers!!! |
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