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Whiskey
Posted by: McDonough on February 2, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Why did god make whiskey?
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So the Irish didn’t rule the world! |
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Even Sicker Boy on February 3, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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You Gypsy Bastard! |
| From: |
Colleen on February 4, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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I concur with Even Sicker Boy!! |
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Joe on February 15, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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Learn to tell jokes asshole, that wouldnt make a kindergartner laugh |
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Irish bitches blow on March 2, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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Irish people suck and they are all poor as fuck in Ireland so there is no way that they could ever rule the world...they live off of potatoes and beer. that’s all ireland is. |
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aussies on March 5, 2005 @ 5:18 am |
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irish lick balls |
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... on March 6, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
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Pity for you that you aren’t the common irish man then git r done |
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Me on March 14, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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That joke is old...in fact there is another joke just like it in here....and i had to laugh at what one guy said about it.
He said the joke was true, but they didnt wanna take over the world...they wanted to just back and laugh at the fuckers who do try to take over the world!!! Well said
BTW.......I think the irish accent is hot,hot,hot!!!!! |
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dan on March 16, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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i fucking hate irish people. every single last thing about them. they suck. my exact feelings for them, words can’t express, so all i’m saying is that they suck, and thats all there is to it.
God Bless America. |
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uberman on March 17, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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Irish people throw up on their own shoes. And, by the way, whiskey is the only legal form of contraception in Ireland and it obviously doesn’t work. |
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on March 25, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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well I am sure that Irish people think the world of you dan!
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irish chic on March 30, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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irish do not lick balls u do asshole dont make fun of me irish people |
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jer on April 9, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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ireland is the 3rd richest country in the world bud |
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jer on April 9, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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the richest in the EU |
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JER on April 9, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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and at least we dont invade countries for the howl of it |
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Bubba on May 16, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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This is one pissed off irishman thats ready to kick all y`alls asses if ya don`t leave me countrymen alone. 586-6753, if any body wants to find out. espeacilly you Dan. |
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pingy on September 12, 2005 @ 2:29 am |
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At leats we don’t have aretarded president who abandons his people when a hurricane occurs - think of that! |
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Lui_V on May 6, 2006 @ 2:22 pm |
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lolz
ppl take shit so seriusly. chill down. u dont lke it u dont have to read it, simple as that |
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A Black-Ass-Irishman on July 28, 2006 @ 11:42 am |
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This is a very true statement.
I’m a theologist who studied at Harvard. And I found, in the old testament, when studying for my thesis (in a Egyptian library), that God indeed, after he created Earth made alcohol, and in his words, "So ’em Damn Irish people, won’t take over the world."
So, there you have it! And yet, it’s pretty darn amazing, we have Australia, a good part of the US (much of the Democratic Party), USC’s coach Carroll is Irish!!! Through Norte Dame and USC...We dominate college football! And it was Martin, who liberated a great deal of Latin America, from the Spanish: Argentina, Chile...And Grace Kelly (herself) in Monaco! Need I say more?
By God!! And all that from a tiny little island off the coast of the UK...Some even say, Alexander the Great was part Irish, and the Freemasons were founded by Saint Patrick himself!
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