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Typical
Posted by: GOD on February 10, 2005 @ 8:37 am

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This postman was delivering mail in Belfast when a woman appeared at the door in her nightdress. ’ Come upstairs ’she said ’and make love to me. ’ After he had obliged the woman said ’ here’s a can of Lager and two pound coins for you ’ The postie took them and said ’ what’s all this for ?’
The woman said " you can thank my husband for this , I suggested giving you 20 pounds for your Christmas but my husband said fuck him , give him a can of beer and 2 quid !!


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From: johnny b italiano on February 20, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: that joke sucked ass!

From: Capone on February 20, 2005 @ 11:01 pm
Comment: why dont you suck ass...bitch

From: ...... on March 5, 2005 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: yawn, next!

From: *(o)\\\\\*/////(o)* on March 7, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: Hey watch out villani , he will be after a date next !

From: ( o ) ( o ) on March 10, 2005 @ 7:11 pm
Comment: kraut-Mick-the-prick and small villi you make a great pair of tits ...a bit lopsided but then you have plenty of hot air to blow them up with

From: Jiggy on March 13, 2005 @ 2:09 am
Comment: *(o)\\\\\*/////(o)* "Hey watch out villani , he will be after a date next !
" !!!

From: Irish pride bitch! on March 16, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: you prick, the irish could whoop ur scrawnny lil ass any day u peice of shit! ERIN GO BRAH



IRELAND TILL I DIE

From: Mick-Kraut Redneck on March 16, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: Dear Irish Pride Bitches,

As they say in America, Git R Done.

From: littlegreenone on March 16, 2005 @ 8:06 pm
Comment: hi kraut.

From: The bad ass on March 17, 2005 @ 3:27 am
Comment: Just remember this "St patrick was the only one who saw the SNAKES"
You bunch of AA wanta be’s

From: The bad ass on March 17, 2005 @ 3:27 am
Comment: Just remember this "St patrick was the only one who saw the SNAKES"
You bunch of AA wanta be’s

From: Goffredo on March 17, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: What’s 2 miles long and has an asshole at either end?

The Saint Paddy’s Day Parade!

From: Pizza on March 17, 2005 @ 12:35 pm
Comment: Keep drinking it’s 2 miles with a asshole every 2 feet.

From: McKraut on March 17, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
Comment: How do you really know that you are Italian? Your Mother taught you how to shave

From: Jean on March 18, 2005 @ 6:08 pm
Comment: The irish are all alcoholics. Sorry, but it’s true. Ireland lacks technology, money, civilization, peace, good food, and good weather.

From: maryirish on March 18, 2005 @ 8:51 pm
Comment: gee thanks jean for that great info. now why don’t you get back to your job and start sucking dick.

From: Mick-Kraut Redneck on March 19, 2005 @ 1:25 am
Comment: hey does any one want their dick sucked? i’ll do it right now for free, i really love black men i love their big dicks. please come fuck me in the ass i will love you long time

From: Jhon Gottie on March 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am
Comment: those who are not with the Italians need to shut the hell up. We are the future you irish suck ass.

From: Jhon Gottie on March 24, 2005 @ 9:58 am
Comment: the Irish can kiss my Italian ass. All you that are Irish know that you want to be Italian. So do the world a favor and woreship us

From: John on March 24, 2005 @ 10:05 am
Comment: italian forever

From: John on March 24, 2005 @ 10:06 am
Comment: italian forever

From: Italian Embassy on March 25, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: John and bad ass you are an embarassment to the italians. No pizza for you for a month.

From: To Celtic Vanguard on March 29, 2005 @ 12:44 am
Comment: Class post. I fuckin fell around laughing. You said exactly what i wanted to say, but you saved me the time and energy, cheers!!!

From: Celtic Vanguard on March 29, 2005 @ 11:14 am
Comment: Hey stranger, anytime. Maybe we could join up and teach some of these fuckers a few lessons.

From: Chill Pill on March 29, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: Hey Celtic Vanguard, yea let’s team up and keep it real for once. This racist hate disgusts me and i can’t believe that in 2005 people are still this fucking childish and immature.

From: Celtic Vanguard on March 30, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: Sounds good. I’ll be looking for you on this board.
As for people being immature and childish, it’s human nature, you are going to get assholes no matter the year, age, century, etc.

From: irish girl on March 30, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: u fuckin stupid italians u can kiss me irish ass damn asshole

From: hebrew hammer on March 31, 2005 @ 2:51 am
Comment: that joke nicely shows the truth that all irish women are whores. now thats the truth hahaha.

From: Chill Pill on March 31, 2005 @ 3:31 am
Comment: Limey, you say all the Irish are unemployed? What do YOU do for a living. Could you also answer my question that i have asked you before, why do you hate the Irish so much? Don’t bother replying if it’s going to be answer full of hate and racism, if in fact you can give a mature and educated reply, then do so.

From: Chill Pill on March 31, 2005 @ 3:34 am
Comment: By the way Limey you say in your post " you breed like rabbits ". Well done for patting the Irish men on the back, job well done lads you make me proud, Limey’s comment just proves that you don’t shoot blanks. Good boys.

From: THE LIMEY on April 1, 2005 @ 3:50 am
Comment: TOO BAD YOUR ALL ON THE DOLE YOU LAZY FUCKS, YOU DONT HOLD JOBS FOR LONG DO YA. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE MONEY FOR DRINKING YOU STOP SHOWING UP FOR WORK, THIS IS A FACT.

From: Shaquille O'Neil on April 1, 2005 @ 4:08 am
Comment: Shit why you honkies meesin with mys peoples. shit i is 100% irish and a star Nba player.i will be loofging fo rya all

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 1, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Comment: So that’s why you’re here isn’t it limey? Your drunk ass got fired from your job and now you have nothing better to do but vent your frustrations behind a computer.
That’s fucken hilarious, LMAO!

From: THE LIMEY on April 2, 2005 @ 1:12 am
Comment: CELTIC FAIRY, YOU CALL ME A DRUNK THATS RICH!! YOUR WHOLE FUCKING RACE WAS BORN DRUNK! AND YOUR PROUD THAT YER RACE BREEDS LIKE RABBITS, MAN YOUR DAFT. ALL THE PADDYS IN THE NORTH ARE ON THE DOLE, EVERY ONE BECAUSE THEY CANT HOLD JOBS TO FEED THEIR CHILDREN, FUCK THEY ARE WORST THAN THE BLACKS.

From: Chill Pill on April 2, 2005 @ 1:45 am
Comment: Limey what have you achieved in your life?

From: THE LIMEY on April 2, 2005 @ 4:06 am
Comment: CELTIC FAIRY, YOU CALL ME A DRUNK THATS RICH!! YOUR WHOLE FUCKING RACE WAS BORN DRUNK! AND YOUR PROUD THAT YER RACE BREEDS LIKE RABBITS, MAN YOUR DAFT. ALL THE PADDYS IN THE NORTH ARE ON THE DOLE, EVERY ONE BECAUSE THEY CANT HOLD JOBS TO FEED THEIR CHILDREN, FUCK THEY ARE WORST THAN THE BLACKS.


From: Chill Pill on April 2, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: Obviously i will never get an answer from Limey on any question i have asked him. Just goes to prove that you won’t ever get a response from someone like him when you ask an educated question.

From: THE LIMEY on April 3, 2005 @ 12:08 am
Comment: TOO BAD YOUR ALL ON THE DOLE YOU LAZY FUCKS, YOU DONT HOLD JOBS FOR LONG DO YA. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE MONEY FOR DRINKING YOU STOP SHOWING UP FOR WORK, THIS IS A FACT.

From: Chill Pill on April 3, 2005 @ 3:57 am
Comment: We get our asses kicked every single time Limey? By who? Can you rise to the challenge and give an example?

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 3, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: Ahem...slimey have you ever heard of the phrase "Fightin’ Irish"? Apparently you might have IF you weren’t drunk off your ass half the time. Now why would that phrase be coined if the Irish were the types to get their asses kicked everytime? Why is it even that a prestigious university called Notre Dame has the Fightin’ Irish mascot?
Don’t confuse YOURSELF getting your ass kicked everytime by everybody and try to turn that around into bullshit about Irish people being wimps.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 3, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: Since Chill raised such a good point about rising to the occasion I’ll start first.
There’s no better way to prove your badass-ness than in the ring. James Corbett & John L. Sullivan were two premiere champions back in the days of bare knuckled prize fighting. "Irish" Jerry Quarry was a top tier heavyweight during the 60’s and 70’s era; considered by most to be the heavyweight division’s finest moments. And there’s 1 more individual I want to mention...Mickey Ward. That’s right badass Ward. Any 4 of those above gentlemen could tear you several new assholes.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 3, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: I stand corrected you don’t need any new assholes ripped into you. You already are an asshole...on top of being a loser, hee hee hee!

From: hahaha on April 4, 2005 @ 6:04 am
Comment: TOO BAD YOUR ALL ON THE DOLE YOU LAZY FUCKS, YOU DONT HOLD JOBS FOR LONG DO YA. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE MONEY FOR DRINKING YOU STOP SHOWING UP FOR WORK, THIS IS A FACT.

hey this shit is true lol

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 4, 2005 @ 10:30 am
Comment: Hey Hey, two losers hooking up on April 4. I guarantee that I would kick either of your asses you fucken pussies.
It’s easy to talk shit and make stereotypes over the web isn’t it you little bitches? Got anything to back up your claims?

From: Chill Pill on April 4, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: On the dole? I think not. Do you honestly know what Ireland’s unemployment rate is at? It’s under 5%.

Another dick talking out of his ass with no back up evidence.

From: Irish Grl in Chicago on April 5, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: Whats the difference between St. Joe’s day / Martin Luther King day / cinco de Mayo / and St. Patrick’s Day? On St. Patrick’s Day EVERYONE wants to be Irish.

So to all of you who humor the thought that the Irish are not as good as you or beneath you -- lets take a look at history ....Here in the US the Irish when we first came over in the early 1800’s were put down the most - (look into it - educate yourselves) yet we have had a president - countless congressmen -- mayor’s -- I know of t he fighting IRISH -- Not the fighting Italians! You italian’s are known for being UNEDUCATED mobsters while the Irish have loyalty /honesty and hardwork behind us. SO SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU LOSE!

From: Italian Girl on April 7, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
Comment: Man what the fuck do you know? You think anybody gives a flying fuck about u stupid, fuckin micks?

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 7, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Comment: Hey we know a lot greaseball. Don’t be hating just because us "micks" are more accepted, more respected, and have a better reutation in the United States and everywhere else than you grease sucking, garlic bulb eating, big nosed dipshits will ever have.

It’s the same shit with you woppers, all you do is talk shit and make pointless death threats. I mean can you even come up with any logical responses?

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 7, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Comment: You people have been here for over a century and despite the heavy discriminations against Italians when they first got here they were given an advantage by Uncle Sam that no other non- Anglo Saxon ethnicity had: equal economic opportunities.

That’s right jerkoff, you jackasses had the right to vote, to own property, to become a naturalized citizen, to have your own bank assets, and to marry "white people." That was put in quotes to illustrate that most of America viewed you as darkies, not Caucasian.

But instead of bettering yourselves most of you decided to cop out and join the mafia, which of course, many of you fucked up at. Failing that you then had no choice but to take up low paying, blue collar jobs as brick layers or janitors because you couldn’t be bothered with to get out of that stupid gang mentality.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 7, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
Comment: The Irish had none of those chances when we first arrived. The Nativists and Know Nothings dumped us in Hell’s Kitchen and left us to rot. But you know what...we fought back. We fought for everything we have today. Tke a trip through time from our first days in America through our struggles to get where we are in present day and we have accomplished a whole shitload.

So answer these questions Italian Girl: how many Italians have become president, do Italian politicians outnumber the Irish ones, do you have the respect of America as being overall polite and friendly people?

Head back to your dump and stay there. The reason Irish Girl in Chicago mentioned all that is because ignorant greseballs like you are constantly talking shit about how we Irish are drunks, ugly freckle faces, etc. and how Italians are superior blah blah blah.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 7, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
Comment: You were heavily discriminated when you first arrived but when you gained public accpetance...on top of the equal opportunites you’ve had from the beginning...you go out and join hate groups, you try to identify with your mob and you think its your culture when you don’t even know shit about it. All because you’ve watched the Godfather one time too many.

So fuck you Italian Girl any stereotypes or bullshit you want to talk about the Irish, or anyone else for that matter, can be thrown back at you because there’s as much stereotypical dirt on Italians as there is against anymore else; if not more so.

Humor yourself that you’re superior just for being Italian. Feel free to watch the parade pass you by as you all get drunk, get high, steal, cheat, beat old ladies with ball bats, and the list just keeps on going.

From: Chill Pill on April 7, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: Lmao. Hey Celtic do you feel better now you got that all off your chest? You left nothing for me to say again buddy.....LOL.

From: Chill Pill on April 7, 2005 @ 5:48 pm
Comment: We need a big fuckin message board on this site, so we can all vent, talk, discuss and rage all we want without taking up all this room in the joke section.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 7, 2005 @ 6:23 pm
Comment: What’s up Chill Pill? Sorry I didn’t leave anything for you to say...again. LOL!
I just hate stupid, ignorant fucks who talk so much racist shit when there’s stereotypes against everyone.

Keeping that in mind why the hell are people discriminating in the first place? I thought the early 20th century had long since passed. (for examples look up "Italian girl")

From: Italian Girl on April 8, 2005 @ 12:54 am
Comment: Fuck you, you stupid spud eatin dumb micks. We discovered this country and we made western civilization. Your welcome, you fuckin ingrates! Take your pale ass, freckled, red headed asses on outa here cause we don’t want you. You think you all high and mighty, well all you pasty mother fuckers can go back to the hole you came from. St. Patrick wasn’t Irish by the way.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 8, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: That’s right St. Patrick wasn’t really Irish...but he wasn’t Italian either grease monkey. If your dumb guido ass had done your research you’d have found out he was really an Anglo Saxon. Born in Scotland to Scottish parents he went to Rome to begin his life of religious work. Dumb fuck
Take your shit skinned, hairy, greasy asses out of here and your fucken mafia too bitch. No one likes you, the only thing you ever did was bring organized crime and nail Jesus to the cross...fucken murderers!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 8, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: Here’s another shocker...Columbus didn’t discover America and neither did Amerigo Vespucci. A Viking did you greasy fuck head.

And since when did you make America the power that it is today? Are there any Italian names in the higher government offices? Has an Italian ever become president? How many Italian governors do you see? What about firefighters and law enforcement officials?

Columbus might have stumbled across America but you dumb woppers just missed out on your opportunity to claim America as a predominantly Italian Land. It was the western Europeans like the Germans, Anglos, Irish, Dutch, etc. that have made the most contributions to American society.

From: Chill Pill on April 8, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: Hey Celtic, great posts. Again you took the words out of my mouth, but very well worded by yourself. Honestly i wouldnt have even answered her, shes talking crap about something she knows nothing about, she obviously has never opened a history book. God love her though she probably cant read.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 8, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
Comment: Hey Chill Pill, you’re right. But the reason I do respond is because with tough guy guidos they’ll especially think you’re laying down for them if you don’t bite back.

For example I don’t know how they mistakenly believe St. Patrick was Italian...never-the-less they’ll use that myth to make Irish people feel bad because they believe we bow down to them. They label us ugly, redhead, freckle faces but if they’d done their homework they would know only 4% of Irish are redheads are an even smaller percantage of that 4% have freckles. The rest of us are freckle free and have beautiful, fair complexions.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 8, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: I honestly don’t know how they think having shit skin tones, excessive body hair, and massive amounts of bodily grease is beautiful.

And that is exactly what I mean Chill Pill, I stated earlier that they have so much stereotypes and dirt stacked against them yet they’re still stupid enough to racially discriminate against others. I assume that you probably live in Ireland but if you were to live here in the United States a big chunk of Italian Americans are extremely racist to all non Italians. It’s disgusting how they act, and it’s not like they don’t know what it feels like to be discriminated against but they still do it anyways.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 8, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
Comment: However, what matters is we Irish know who we are and what we’ve accomplished. At least we don’t have some stupid "Civil Rights" groups like the Italian ADL or The Sons of Italy to bitch and moan about stereotypes.
If anything that should show our strength of character and resilience when compared to them.


From: Celtic Vanguard on April 9, 2005 @ 10:21 am
Comment: Well Italian girl you’re just an ignorant bitch. I don’t even know what else to say to you. I can continue to argue with you because I can dish it out...however I just don’t feel like wasting anymore of my fucken time with you.

And that’s another difference between us Irish and you woppers...we can ignore your bullshit because we know you’re just talking out of your ass. We aren’t the ones claiming to get gangsters to kill people or threatening to harm people. And we don’t need any bullshit Anti Defamation Leagues to cry and bitch about stereotypes. Because we know that crying and bitching doesn’t solve anything!

I’m done with your dumb ass. Bon Voyage motherfucker. LMAO!

From: Italian Girl on April 9, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
Comment: Look, I’d really like to see the Irish try to put the money where their mouth is. Remember St Valentine’s Massacre? We kicked your drunken asses! It’s real simple Italians are better looking, smarter, better in bed, and much better fighters. We’re the whole package! Everyone that is not Italian wishes they were Italian. No one wants to be a pasty faced, freckle, red headed, drunk ass, spud eatin mick. Who doesn’t want to be Italian, we have a great culture, great food, great skin, we’ve lead the way for a lot og great movies, great everything. It’s ok, don’t be jealous.

From: Chill PIll on April 10, 2005 @ 2:12 pm
Comment: Great movies???? By the Italians, i thought April Fool’s Day was already gone?

From: Chill Pill on April 10, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: Italian Girl name me one day in the calender year when the WHOLE world celebrates Italian culture and music and everything Italian???

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: You know what fuck it...fuck what I said about being done with your dirty ass. Your stupidity has convinced me to return to teach your ignorant, grease clogged "brain" a few more lessons.
I don’t know whther I should continue laughing at you or start pitying you.

Let’s get this show on the road:
-The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre ended in a draw. Capone’s goons failed to assasinate Bugs Moran and the remaining BULK of his Irish gang DESPITE the advantage of a surpirse attack. You pussies had to dress up as police officers to get close because you knew there was no way you could win in a direct confrontation.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: -Yeah...Italians are "great" fighters...only when you’re in groups armed with baseball bats beating up on old ladies and little kids. I can see why you brag about so many "asskickings" cause you have a penchant for utilizing pussy tactics.
And just for the record I had the dispriviledge of growing up around ignorant, good for nothing dagos like you when I was a kid. They use to get in my face and tell me how much better they were than me just becuase they were smelly, shit looking, had hair in the wrong places, and retarded.
Guess what grease monkey, every ONE ON ONE fist fight I had with Godfather wannabe dagos I beat the living fuck out of. Whenever a pack of you greasy wops would come up to me, I used to challenge the leader to a fair fight. Everytime I won and everytime the rest of you losers tucked your heads between you dirty asses and ran home to your capos, lol!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: -Ever hear of the phrase Fighting IRISH? That phrase was coined for a reason, you don’t hear anything about fighting dagos. That’s because you don’t know how to; when you monkeys are outside of your packs you ain’t worth shit.

-Many people find the Irish to be very attractive...much more so that Italians. Everyone that is normal doesn’t want to be some shit skinned, low class, ignorant, crime idolizing, grease sucking, garlic stenching, excessive hair in all the wrong places, big nosed, fucken retarded dune coon.
If we look so bad then why is it that so many guinea men chase after Irish girls. The white population has many half Irish/half Italian people. Don’t be jelous just because your boyfriend left you for a fair and attractive Irish babe who didn’t have any flowing amounts of shit or hair in the wrong spots.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
Comment: -I had similiar experiences with many of your fellow guinea bimbetts. They use to drool at the sight of my light brown hair, blue eyes, and freckle free, clean white skin. Even now.
I could screw so many guinea chicks if I wanted to...but...I’m not into bestiality.

-America can live without organized crime, mobster movies, and cholesterol filled, heartburn inducing food. However, America still needs politicians, administrators, cops, firefighters, and various other public servants who make the REAL contributions to this country. And...surprise many of them happen to be Irish...you guineas are nearly non-existent when it comes to being useful, lol!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 3:21 pm
Comment: -You should also know that people of NORTHERN Italian descent happen to look just like us "micks." Yep, northern Italians are full of blondes, brunettes, and even...redheads...ta-da! They also happen to be pasty faced as well! That’s how stupid you are, you just talked shit on your own people without knowing it.
I can tell from your writing that you’re either one of those southern Italian greaseballs or Sicilian. It’s funny if you look at Italy today because north and south are somewhat divided. The reason being that the Northern Italians what nothing to do with the South because you shit skinned pussies give all of Italy a bad name.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: LOL Ha Ha Ha, you dagos are so stupid that you don’t even know anything about yourselves. At the same time you’re also so pathetic that many of your own people even deny knowing you, LOL!

(Big Sigh)...for once in my life I’d like to see Italians put their money were their mouths are without resorting to lying and misinformation. All you ever seem to do is put your feet in your mouth. Until next time fuck face.

P.S.) Your stupidity just made my fucken day, LMAO!



From: Celtic Vanguard on April 10, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: Oh...I’d like to add one more fact. If there’s still anymore doubt in your mind about whether the Irish or Italians are overall more attractive. To sum it all up:

-We’ve got fair complexions, proportioned noses, clean skin, varieties of hair colors, varieties of eyes colors, normal amounts of body hair, very little stench, good personalites, and basically the whole package. We know how to get along with just about everyone.

-On the other hand you guineas, are extremely hairy, greasy, have supersized noses, too short, shit skinned, ignorant, and smell really bad. You’re basically just a big nose and a tuft of grease matted hair attached to one...giant...lump of shit. Your attitudes don’t help either.
You really are shit, both figuratively and literally, no wonder flies always circle you, lol!

From: Chill Pill on April 10, 2005 @ 5:34 pm
Comment: Go CELTIC. Again i sit hear laughing at how passionately you answer stupid people. Excellent posts.

From: Chill Pill on April 11, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
Comment: Thanks Celtic, well sometimes you have to break it down like you are teaching a 5 year old. Some people constantly refer to " facts and figures" so i thought i’d do the same. My facts from the FBI have completely destroyed his theory that blacks commit most crimes.

Now he’s trying to say that those statistics prove HIM right. I know makes me laugh. Racists are one thing, but he is another thing altogether.

Now he’s trying to say that those statistics are inflated because the FBI lumps Mexicans under white. So now that i destroyed his theory that blacks commit most crimes, he’s trying to wriggle his way out of it by blaming the " inflated " figures on Mexicans..............

Notice anything............it’s excuse after excuse when his theories and preachings are destroyed one after another.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: Aww what’s the matter shitalian whore...can’t swallow the truth when it’s stuck in your throat!?

You’re pathetic, everything I’ve said has substance you’re just mad because you don’t know enough about history to present a valid argument. All you’ve done is talk shit and issue threats. Oh yeah...St. Patrick wasn’t Italian dumbass. Read more carefully.

Those blonde haired, blue eyed people who claim to be 100% Italian are Norhtern Italians dumbass. And speaking of cross breeding, it was the Southern greaseballs like you who got contaminated when the Moors invaded southern Italy and fucked the brains out of sluts like you for over a century.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: The northern Italians are the only true Italians leftover who didn’t interbreed with the North African/Arabic Moorish invaders dumbass. So much for your history.

You shouldn’t even criticize others for getting drunk, you dagos have a tendency to do that yourselves. I remember clear examples of you greaseballs getting both drunk and high off your greasy asses and then proceeding to go on racially motivated rampages against neighboring areas. Stay in your ghetto and have your Columbus Day, normal people like us don’t give a shit.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: Yeah so go back to your slum and stay there. Stay within your shitty kind and leave society alone, that’s all I ask of you. You can commit all the crimes you want but just stay inside your piss poor excuse for decent neighborhoods. (e.g. Bensonhurst, Federal Hill)

Your actions do speak for yourselves, beat up any old ladies yet, how about selling drugs to little kids on street corners? I don’t know where you get off that normal people are either jealous of you or want to be like you when it’s the exact opposite; for all the reasons that I’ve stated. Your weak posts just proves you can’t stand the truth...wops.

From: Chill Pill on April 11, 2005 @ 4:35 pm
Comment: Hey Celtic and how are you today? What a bright sunny afternoon. Nice to see things are normal here in Dirty Jokes Hood. I’ve read her post and nothing as usual to back up any of her claims, jesus see that thing you are using it’s called a computer ok, believe it or not you can look up HISTORY on it too, now is that magic or what?

Where do these people come from?

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 5:02 pm
Comment: Yeah I know, tell me about it. Ever notice that all of Italian Girl’s posts follow the same pattern, it’s filled with racial slurs and blatant racism and glorifies how her people are the best and how everyone who isn’t Italian wants to be Italian. But...she has yet to back it up with any solid facts.

And I know my posts are long winded and take up a lot of spcae but at least I know my history and I know enough of the the current "status" of the various peoples to make my claims.

Her very last post was nothing more than an intense, hate filled tirade that just threw insults around...again.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 5:17 pm
Comment: Here’s another one "...everybody wants to be italian.."

If only she wasn’t so stupid she’d realize that I sure as hell don’t, I know you don’t either. This may sound a bit biased but all the Asians and Blacks I’ve come to know like themselves just fine...they don’t want to emulate scumbag, mobster behavior. And get this...get this...I’ve come across italians who have been taught Old School values and if they were ever see the kind of shit that people like Italian girl says and does...they would wonder what she had been smoking! Hah that’s rich LOL!

From: Chill Pill on April 11, 2005 @ 5:17 pm
Comment: Absolutely, i will totally agree that you know your history, very well might i add. Pity that she can’t back up her claims with a thing called evidence. Instead like you say, it’s filled with slur’s and swears, and insults and the like.

Very mature don’t you think.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Comment: And it isn’t just HISTORY she tries to distort, it’s also this pompous attitude of a lot of Italian Americans. They have this belief that they’re above everyone and anyone who isn’t Italian wants to be Italian. Well, judging from the way she writes and her behavior I’ll bet she doesn’t even speak Italian, she’s never been to Italy, and the Italians over there don’t see Italian Americans as true italians anymore because many of them have lost ties to their heritage.

Where do these people come from...the bottom rungs of society. She’s probably back in her mob infested ghetto right now still believing that ALL people want to be like her (blech). Gag me please!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
Comment: You’re right Chill Pill, it’s a great day outside. The sun is shining, there’s a gentle breeze flowing where I live, and it’s just overall lovely.

Do you live in Ireland or here in the United States? If it’s here where exactly do you live?

It seems that the U.S. is very ethnocentric for some reason. If you lived here, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about when I refer back to how mainstream America views certain groups of people. Of course a lot of it is just stereotypes...but a lot of it happens to have some truth to it as well. And some groups of people just love to play into their own stereotypes.
(e.g. Italians who’ve watched The Godfather or The Sopranos one time too many and think that’s their culture.)

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 11, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Comment: To answer your question I’m doing fine today. How about you?

From: Chill Pill on April 11, 2005 @ 6:10 pm
Comment: I am great today, nice cool day, reminds me of back home. I am Irish but now living in Canada. What a country. I love it here. Doesn’t have as many racist attitudes as some, i stress SOME Americans. Before anyone get’s on their soap box about how would i know that they aren’t as racist as Americans, because i’ve lived in the States too. LA to be exact.

From: Italian Girl on April 12, 2005 @ 10:54 am
Comment: What the fuck r u talking about not based on facts, ur arguments rnt based on anything. probably the reason some of us dont live in good neighborhoods is because we were oppressed in american culture for so long by the pasty faced freak like u cuz u "were here first". Well columbus was here before u and americo was here before him. what do u have to say about that huh? thats what i thought. u micks r only good at getting drunk and picking fights and getting ur pussy asses kicked by Italians. we Italians have made a name for ourselves, what have u guys done. oh wait u have had plenty of politians, wow thats something to be proud of! we Italians have actors, famous gangsters, directers, need i go on.

From: Italian Girl on April 12, 2005 @ 11:01 am
Comment: just remember this when ur getting all red outside in the sun. if it werent for italian there would be no western civilization, no america, and st patrick who was italian would not have gone to ireland so u alcoholics wouldnt have a day for an excuse to drink and ur slutty women wouldnt put out for ur sorry looking ass. the only reason there r so many half irish and half Italians is cuz the irish girls want the Italians guys so much cuz they know how to treat them. ur irish guys want us Italian girls but we dont want nothin to do with ur pasty, freckled, ugly asses.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: -First off shitalian whore St. Patrick was an Anglo Saxon. He only went to rome to begin his life as a clergy. After he was done he hauled ass out of there and went to Ireland to be with good, decent Irish folk. He stayed there until he died and made himself a "naturalized" Irishman so to speak. What do have to say about that shit for brains?

-If you could be bothered to pick up a history book, you’d know that the English were the first to colonize this land. Then came the Irish. We were oppressed the worst by them when we came here, in some respects we were treated worse than Blacks. But we rose up and threw off the shackles of oppression. Unlike you pussie we had no economic benefits whatsoever and look at us today. We’re highly respected and accpted by American society; and even they know that it’s a stereotype that all Irish are drunks.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: -When you stupid wops came here you were oppressed..yes...but Uncle Sam gave you pussies something he didn’t give any other minority back then...economic rights. You dagos were given free reign to own property, vote, become a citizen and the whole package. What did you do with it, you sat back on your greasy, druken asses and bitched and moaned about discrimination. You formed the mob which you stupidly like to brag about when all it’s doing is prving that most Italians, like you, are just a bunch of stupid, lazy, drug addict, good for nothing criminals.


From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Comment: -You lowlife grease monkeys are just a bunch of pussies. All you’re good for is infesting prosperous and flourishing American cities with crime, prostitution, drugs, alcohol, illegal gambling and all that shit. Oh...about your gangsters, who do you think your "families" pay a constant tribute to in order to be allowed to operate their illegal shit...Uncle Sam. That’s right in the bigger picture you lowlife punk bitches report to the polticians...and I think I’ve mentioned already that many high ranking politicians are of Irish descent.

-America can live without crime, fattening foods, and shit talking monkeys who try to pass as good people....wops. I’ve mentioned this already but seeing as how your dumb guinea ass can’t read English, I guess I’ll have to repeat myself.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: -You wops can’t do shit if you aren’t part of a gang. I’ve taught this lesson to many of your fellow greaseballs while growing up. If anything, THEY would come up to me either drunk or stoned on crack looking for a fight. Welll...they got one and I personally showed your guinea pals what a Fighting IRISHMAN is all about you dumb fucken guido.
And the few grease monkeys who actually were sober weren’t tough either. I’ve been in a total of three one-on-one fights in which I fought the other greaseball to a standstill. And the reason they lasted as long as they did with me is because they were older and a little bigger than I was at the time. Fucken pussies.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
Comment: -Columbus didn’t discover America, he only FOUND it. (if you know how to, look up "discover" and "find" in an English dictionary, they’re entirely diff. things)

-Columbus only found the North American continent, befriended the natives that he met, and once he gained their trust...stabbed them in the back and enslaved them. So you stupid woppers go ahead and worship a slave driver who you THINK discovered America. I’m not surprised, all Italians ever do is worship madmen. And it’s not like he sailed for Italy either, you stingy wops refused to pay him for his expedition so he sailed for Spain instead.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: -Wow...you eye talians have lots of famous actors, directors, and get this...gangsters. It never ceases to amaze me the stupidity of you guidos in professing your trades in murder, extortion,and other illegal shit. Welll you can kiss those days goodby because the Russian mob is moving in on your turf.
To quote author and crime analyst Robert I. Friedman "Italian organized crime in America is a pimple on a horse’s ass compared with Russian organized crime in America-and globally."

-Add one more fuck up to your list.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:21 pm
Comment: -The reason your guinea men want Irish chicks so badly is because they’re better looking than you guinea bimbetts. No guy in his right mind wants a walking, shit talking, hairy ass turd with a big nose and an even worse attitude. You just stuck your own foot in your mouth...again...by calling us ugly when it’s a well know fact that we’re better looking than you.

-The same goes for Italian whores like you, I used to get stares from many of your hairy guinea bimbetts for my looks. I really could have fucked them all if I WANTED to. But...as I stated before...I’m not into beastiality.

-You’re so ignorant that all you’ve been able to do is throw LIES AND MISINFORMATION around. You have no basis whatsoever to your posts except talking trash based on stereotypes. I’ve done some trash talking, yes, but at least I know my history and I’m well aware of America’s outlook on certain gropus of people.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Comment: Pick up a book and ATTEMPT to read before you respond. You say stupid shit like Columus discovered America when he only bumped into it. You talk about St. Patrick being Italian when he was really an Anglo Saxon; since Anglos are closer to Celts than wops Patrick could really be considered Irish. God you’re fucken retarded.
You’re crying about being oppressed by Anglos when the days of mass oppression are over...the sad truth is you can’t be bothered to get off your greasy, drunken asses and work for something.

The irish were oppressed worse than you (look it up if you don’t belive me bitch) but we rose up and WORKED our way into mainstream America quite nicely. I’m sure you do realize that real Americans see most Italians as primitve gangsters with stupid accents.
Why...because you made that reputation for yourselves.



From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
Comment: Do me a favor and get off the web. Go back into your kitchen and whip me up some more pig’s feet or squid tentacles or any other nasty, cholesterol filled shit you call fine cuisine so I can shove all that shit down your dirty throat to shut you the fuck up.
Girl you are one opinionated and self absorbed twat, I’m beginning to see why italian men beat the shit of of bimbetts like you so much.

- The Irish have plenty of good actors too, ever hear of "The Irish Mob" in Hollywood. Jimmy Stewart, Paul Neuman and all the old school, PUREBLOODED Irishmen.
You obviously don’t know this but many "great italian actors" are of mixed ethnicities. Let’s see...Leo DiCaprio is half german, Steve Buscemi is HALF IRISH...and get this...one of the most electrifying "italian" actors in Robert DeNiro is THREE QUARTERS IRISH you dumb fucken twat. Look it up if you can’t believe that.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: LOL you’re so fucken stupid, I can’t decide if I should keep laughing at you or feel sorry for you. A piece of advice, read up on your history and recognize your OWN flaws before you decide to talk shit or blame anyone else for being such a fuck up.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 1:02 pm
Comment: Chew on these bitch:

Columbus did NOT discover America
http://www.mnc.net/norway/Leif.htm

Columbus the madman only found America, and if he didn’t ANOTHER European WOULD HAVE:
http://www.123helpme.com/view.asp?id=23174

There’s my evidence and what I mean when I say I can present facts.

From: Chill Pill on April 12, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
Comment: Bravo, Bravo.
I think it’s right when they say the Irish are a pack of drunk skunks, i think i’m drunk as fuck because i could have SWORN that in the last post Italian Girl made she said St. Patrick was ITALIAN???

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
Comment: That’s right Italian Girl did SAY St. Patrick was Italian. However, that’s misconception because St. Patrick was really an Anglo.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: I think the reason for the misconception lies in the fact that Patrick was born into roman occupation and took a Roman name. That was standard practice for anyone born into roman administration.

That’s the furthest you can stretch it.

From: Chill Pill on April 12, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: Yea exactly. He wasn’t Italian, yea he wasn’t Irish but he most definitely, absolutely, no doubt about it, was not Italian......................

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 3:38 pm
Comment: Chill Pill was that the real you that posted @2:33 p.m. or was it an impersonator?

Besides Patrick did devote the remainder of his life to Ireland and stayed there longer than he stayed anywhere else...all the way up to his death.

Hey Italian Girl, I have some questions for you, you claim that all Irish people are drunks. Why is it then, that I don’t drink and neither do most of the Irish people I know? Why is it that so many Italians like to get drunk thmeselves?

If Italians are such great fighters then how come they need to use groups with hand held weapons to jump people? Why is it that so many of you woppers get your asses kicked ,one on one, by people from all over. I’m not just talking about the Irish, I’m talking about people of varying ethnicities beating the shit out of mobster wannabes. Care to explain that?

From: Chill Pill on April 12, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: Hey Celtic, yea that was me at 2.33, that was my sarcasm shining through. I thought i was drunk when i seen someone say St Patrick was Irish. I’ve heard a lot of bullshit on this site, but that comment has to rank among the best of them don’t you think?

From: Chill Pill on April 12, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: In order to have kids you have to get someone willing to fuck you first.................

From: Chill Pill on April 12, 2005 @ 4:53 pm
Comment: Ehh Italian Girl in your last post you said, " why don’t you idiot mick fuckin listen, i said St Patrick was irish i never said he was italian"....Italian Girl you might want to check out your post today at 11.01am, this is EXACTLY what you said below...........


"just remember this when ur getting all red outside in the sun. if it werent for italian there would be no western civilization, no america, and st patrick who was italian would not have gone to ireland so u alcoholics wouldnt have a day for an excuse to drink ".............

So there you have it. I rest my case.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 8:19 pm
Comment: You’re right Italian Guinea, Irish fighters don’t hold candles to wop bastards like you...we hold fucken flame throwers mother fucker!

Good Irish fighters I can name quite a few...John L. Sullivan and James J. Corbett were two top champions back in the BAREKNUCKLE days of fighting. That was when fights would last up to 70 rounds. Then there’s guys like Billy Conn and Jerry Quarry. Conn was pretty much Muhammad Ali ahead of his time. He fought in an era when Joe Louis was at his peak. Quarry was a top heavyweight during the 60’s and 70’s; considered by most fight historians to have been the finest and toughest era of boxing. Quarry was a perenial mainstay at the time. He had a solid chin, was a top boxer, and possessed one hell of a punch. When a young George Foreman became champ even he purposely ducked Quarry. Guess what...they were all IRISH. And if you don’t know the significance of a young Foreman, look it up you dumb guinea!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
Comment: -The reason that there aren’t any Irish gangs is because the Irish purposely disbanded the gang life and assimilated into mainstream America. At the same time guineas like you couldn’t even get off your drunken, stoned asses and look for honest work. That’s why there are still urban trash eyetalian gangs left over.

-Another reason is because the RUSSIANS are moving in on La Cosa Nostra you dumb fucken guido, why do you think I mentioned that quote...cause it was important to dumb fuck. They’re more sophisticated than a bunch of stupid, shit talking wops and they’re entrepreneurs in the the areas in which they’re involved. Look up "entrepreneur" in an English dictionary if you don’t understand. So that means they’re got the backing of local businesses, corporate giants, and a former superpower in their home country. Which are the exact reasons why THEY’RE blowing you out of the grease pits.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: -The fact that you guineas are constantly fighting amongst yourselves for power and killing each other doesn’t help. Are you getting the hint...the Italian mob is DYING shit for brains (woo hoo)!

-Oh and did I mention the involvement of politics in organized crime. Come on retard do you actually think a bunch of dumb greasers can outsmart the Federal Government right on American soil? Hell no...the government LETS what’s left of your piss poor gangs to operate their shit in return for a heavy payment to return "Uncle Sam’s kindness." Guess what bitch...that’s right since the the Irish are actually smart enough to do useful things like serve the country through politics...that means YOU stupid wops answer to US IN THE LONG RUN BITCH!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: "...name the good irish boxers thats what i thought there were none..."

I’m surprised you can even think with all that grease up in your head LOL! Since I’ve already mentioned Irish boxers let’s take a look at how wops box. Rocky Marciano was one of the greatest boxers of all time...I’ll give credit to where it’s due. However he also happened to be a bit of a scumbag and was very tight with the mob. They used to pay certain fighters to take a dive and purposely lose to marciano if they saw that the other guy had a chance to beat him. Even in Maricano’s last fight against Archie Moore...an aging, 40 something year old fighter...the mob paid this over-the-hill fighter cause there was still a chance Marciano could have lost LOLOLOLOL!


From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
Comment: The only worthy names a prime maricano fought were Joe Louis, Ezzard Charles, and Jersey Joe Walcott. They would have been more mentionable except for the fact that all those guys were nearing forty and "The Rock" was at his peak. This guy beat up on tomato cans! I’d like to see Marciano fight during the 60s and 70s era. With names like Frazier, Quarry, Foreman, Ali, he would have never made it out of the first round with those guys.

Then there’s Jake La Motta a raging sociopath who had a great career but he lost it because he couldn’t control his temper and he fucken drank too much LOL! Between fights he used to eat and drink so much that he would gain as much as 50 or 60 pounds.

Yeah shining examples of how lowlife wops fight.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 12, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: How many times do I have to say it...fighting face to face with no weapons counts as being tough...not using pussy gangs with your fucken baseball bats and two by fours.
Dumb bitch.

You won’t let your kids hang out with "micks"...I agree with Chill’s point that you can only have kids if someone actually fucks you, you ugly, hairy, greasy primate. I’m sure guys wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last "female" on earth and you had a bag over your head.

Regardless of how rank you are its only a matter of time before SOME GUY has to perform an act of mercy and shove his dick down your gorilla throat to shut you the fuck up.

All you’ve done was pull shit out of your ass. You said shit that says Irish are wimps when the same can be said for many of you guidos.blah blah blah.
What manner of bullshit is next "St. Patrick was really Italian???"
LOL you’re so stupid! :D

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 13, 2005 @ 10:02 am
Comment: *That was a typo up there. "I must have been drunk!"

Get the sarcasm shit for brains? I purposely did that.

*roll eyes* Anyways............ let’s continue.

-St. Patrick wasn’t Italian and even IF there was the slight chance that he was, he sure as hell didn’t care enough for Italy to stay there until his dying day. Doesn’t say much for you wops.

-I’m sure you do "get around" you’re just some 10 cent whore who fucks any gorilla who happens to walk down your section of a rat infested guinea alleyway. You were born only as a result of a 5 minute fuck between two drunken apes.

-Irish guys hit on you? The few that did probably got paid by your "family" to do it because they know your too much of an ugly slut to get any REAL ass.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 13, 2005 @ 10:19 am
Comment: "...Hahaha u damn dirty dumb drunk stupid micks cant get nothing right. lol..."

Well look at this bit of irony. I’m sure you got "everything" right huh? LOL!

This is exactly what I mean when I say you’re stupid...all you do is use stereotypes and various other bullshit. You say that Irish are wimps when you dagos can’t fight either, you call us drunk when you grease monkeys waste yourselves more than anyone else, you pride yourself on being bigger than everyone else when the fact is we’re all laughing at you, you dumb fucken guido, lol!

Stupid dago, go back to school, get an education, get yourself an English dictionary, learn how to write a proper sentence, take a shower, shave your beard and back, get off the crack, and then write me back. Okay grease monkey? : )

From: Chill Pill on April 13, 2005 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: Hey just a quick message for anyone that cares, this is a joke site and we have turned it into a big discussion forum, it doesn’t look like we are gonna get a message board in here anytime soon so........................

I am in the process of setting up a group we can all go to and debate about whatever we want, I have been guilty of turning this into a discusiion board too, thats why i’m doing this. If you would like to join send me an e-mail and when it’s up and running i’ll send you an invitation to join. You can also send me an e-mail with any idea’s on what you would like the sire to be like, any topics that interest you, discussions, EVERYBODY is welcome regardless of what they believe in.

The e-mail address is.............anyopinions@hotmail.com.

Hope to hear from you, and by the way when you send me an e-mail don’t forget to tell me what name you went under on this site so i know who you are.

From: Italian Girl on April 13, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
Comment: Shut the fuck up! Italians r the scum of the Earth? No everyone calls the Irish that. I would like to know who says the Irish r attractive. Who wants to be a red-headed, white, pasty, freckled, sloping foreheaded, either red skin or pale freak? WHo wants to be drunk all the time and beat their wives and the women have a kid every second cause they can’t keep their legs closed? U dirty filth need to take a fuckin shower!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 14, 2005 @ 11:10 am
Comment: What’s wrong did "padre" come home drunk one night and rape your ass? Is that why you have such a foul mouth? Did your greasy pimp beat the piss out of your dirty slut ass? Ha ha ha good, you fucken deserve it!

You fucken guineas breed like rats and do nothing but take up space. You’re ugly, you all have bad hygiene, and you never even bathe. God you’re disgusting. You’re all talk and no action, just a bunch of little pussies who brag about getting your gangs on people.
Hah...shitalian gangs....they’re getting wiped out by the Russians ha ha ha!
And all the leftovers from when the rookies kill your bitch asses, the Triads and columbian drug cartels are there to mop up.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 14, 2005 @ 11:12 am
Comment: Roughly translated, you’re all a bunch of has-been FUCK UPS!!! LMAO!!!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 14, 2005 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: Yeah "everyone" calls the Irish the scum of the earth? Give me proof grease monkey.
Just face it America accepts the Irish more than they do a bunch of asshole guineas with big mouths and rotten attitudes. That is a fact. Most of you are just urban trash who do nothing but bitch and moan instead of doing something useful.

"shut the fuck up"???.....how is your primate ass going to get me to shut up? If you insult me I’m going to throw it back at you. It’s called common sense, if you weren’t such a retarded wop fuck up you would understand that.
I’ll say whatever I want and defend my nationality however I want. If you can’t accept that fact then you’re free to run home to your pimp and cry on his greasy ass crack. Dirty scum sucking, inbred wop.

From: Irish on April 14, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
Comment: Dude, some Italian girls are hot! Why would I want to see someone that looks just like me? I don’t know it’s just something about Italian girls or Latin girls that is exotic. Obviously, I don’t like asshole girls that think that Italians are the center of the universe, but just tell me, I dare you to tell me that Marisa Tomei is not hot! She’s 40 and still hotter thsn ever.

From: Observer on April 14, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Comment: in all fairness to celtic vanguard i think he was referring strictly to italian americans. most italian americans are of SOUTHERN italian descent and your typical southern italian has the typical "greaseball" features. to top it off they have some pretty rotten attitudes and are considered by many to be the most ethnocentric and racist group of people living here.
i have read his posts along with italian girl’s and i have to take celt’s side.

From: Observer on April 14, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: irish on april 14 @ 6:09 pm you pretty much stated that you don’t like asshole italian girls who think italians are the center of the universe. well judging from italians girl’s posts she appears to be one of those assholes. give celtic vanguard credit, he is after all, defending your nationality.
and everyone from every race or nationality looks different. no one looks the same. an irish girl would not look exactly like you. and besides, it is a general concensus that many people in america find the "non greaseball" types to be very attractive.

From: Observer on April 14, 2005 @ 7:20 pm
Comment: just so you know, i’m neither irish nor italian, i’m just some guy making observations based on what i see and popular sentiment. that’s all, cheers!

From: Observer on April 14, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: oh yes to answer your question about marissa tomei, i think she has a great body but just an average face. i know a few italians who actually act like normal people and they share a lot of the same sentiments.
they’re appalled at the way in which many of their people behave. they also find nothing wrong with irish girls. some of them see irish girls as being much prettier than the standard "greaseball" girls as well as having better attitudes. like i said i’m just relaying everyday observations.

From: Irish on April 14, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
Comment: Of course I am appreciative of celtic’s intentions, however I disagree with his view that Italian girls are not good looking. One person should not represent your view on an entire nationality.

From: Observer on April 14, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: allow me to be more specific. that "one person" whom celtic is having a verbal war with has the typical attitude of a majority of her people. not all, I will agree to that, but many of her fellow italian americans are the types of asshole italians who believe they’re god’s gift to the world when they’re just urban scum. I would know because I’ve personally witnessed how many of her people act towards anyone who is not italian. it’s an arrogant attitude shared by many of them. and just so you know, when italian girl posts her next reply, she won’t care that you’re trying to be a mediator, she’ll continue to slag on your people regardless.

From: Observer on April 14, 2005 @ 10:59 pm
Comment: I’m also sure that celtic sees some italian girls as beautiful. and i also have a sneaky suspicion that even italian girl would find some irish guys as good looking. however neither of them will admit that for now because they’re too busy slagging each other.
I also have a few questions for you irish on april 14 at 10:24 p.m. do you appreciate the fact that italian girl is exactly the type of "asshole italian" as you stated, who thinks italians are better than everyone? do you appreciate her trashing the image of your people the way she’s doing. I sincerely doubt so, feel free to reply anytime, cheers! = )

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 15, 2005 @ 10:22 am
Comment: Just take a look at your shit skin, excessive grease, bad body odor, low IQ, and overall criminal stupidity. And aside from the physical features lets look at your social similarities with negroes...eyetalians are the only other group in America:

-Who are, for the most part, stuck in the inner city and no better than urban dirtbags
-Have been here for over 100 years and still can’t speak or refuse to speak proper English; prefering instead to continue using their dumb ghetto slang
-Italians have had equal economic opportunites since they first got here but decided to keep on bitching about discrimination when the truth is you worthless wops are just too lazy to find honest work
-Have their own Civil Rights group (just like the NAACP) so they can keep crying about oppression even though the days of oppression are long gone

From: Anotha brotha on April 15, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: dont be talking this kinda shit about brothas! ill stick a strip of duct tape to ur ass and rip it off. ill give u mouth to mouth resessation with my plunger talking this kinda shit! ur so ugly the ants dont want to live in ur pants!

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 15, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
Comment: Hey man, check out the shit by Italian girl, she’s the one TRYING to dish it out. All I’m doing is defending myself.

From: Italian Girl on April 15, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: no celtic is just one big racist bastard. he thinks that irish rule the world or something.

From: Celtic Vanguard on April 15, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: Oh yeah bitch, take a good look at your posts, YOU THINK Italians rule the world, all I’m doing is defending myself.

Ironic you should be calling anyone else racist when you started this whole argument by being racist against all irish people and you were the first one to start throwing the N-word around. You sad schmuck.

Yeah "everybody who isn’t Italian wants to be Italian." Sure I’ve seen plenty of people who act like ignoramuses and imitate the stuttering speech patterns of mobsters. Seriously you better just quit, I’m not going away and everything you’ve thrown at me so far, I’ve countered. You’re 0 for 0.

From: Observer on April 15, 2005 @ 4:37 pm