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Posted by: Ryan on February 19, 2005 @ 7:37 am
An Irish man goes for a job on a building site, the gaffer asks him
- can you sweep up?
=yes
-can you make cups of tea?
=yes
-can you drive a forklift truck?
=why, how big’s your fucking kettle!!! |
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PJ on February 22, 2005 @ 8:52 am |
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Good joke!! |
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Leapin Leprechauns on March 10, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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No irish are not dumb....there really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! Lol |
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Leapin Leprechauns on March 12, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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Lmao Matthew......Your mom is irish, your dad is Italian, so you are half and half....your girlfriend is also part irish, u also told people your girlfriend is italian too.........the game is up matthew......we all know the truth now....this so called girlfriend is really your sister isnt she? Lmao |
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betsy on March 12, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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i can watch when you get buttfucked matthew. it would be funny to see you squeel like a pig. |
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blackyboybuck on March 12, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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this time buck come to site to look for matthew bolony or vallani. whichever you like.some question for you little pimple boy. first. you come to irish joke but they no like you. you say you some irish. what other stuff in there. you say you half italano. what other half. you say girlfriend half this half that. how you know what you are. you think mama tell what have she is. you think she tell you she half negro colored like blackybuck. you think grandma tell anyone she have goodtime with mexican man and make your daddy. no, they keep this quiet. matthew you have many thing in you and it like big bag of stinky that smell worse then bucks bowelblast. maybe not that bad but stink very bad. girlfriend come from half japan and indian from packi tribe. 2nd question for you many flavor one is this. cont. |
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blackiboy on March 12, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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you no say how old you are and how you get so smart. if so smart why you no president of usa. you never say if you good veteran that fight for country. you only say i ivy school boy and very smart . no proof of this statement. only know you stay up late night and play computor. good people sleep late but you run like thief in night with devil. you no good for this reason. you no speak italian. even though buck is blackboy he more italian then you. buck speak some italian and understand very well and also speak spanish and some asian too. what you speak. flies come in your mouth when you speak. speak italian if you italian. you no italian. buck only try to help and give you good bowel blast. buck go now but i watch for good irish people to trap you. you no fool them either so you try harder. |
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matthew vallant on March 13, 2005 @ 7:14 am |
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hi i want to post. i ’m thinking about going to college to study and get smarter. hey i posted. i really did. what did everyone think. i’m going to do it again. i’m going to solve all the worlds problems when i go to college and learn. i posted again. gee, this is fun. everyone join in. does italy have good pizza. if you know how to post like me , you would surely know the answer to that one. so go and try for yourself . just like me-mattew v. see its easy to post , so all join in. |
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Leapin Leprechaun on March 14, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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Lmao to the imposter matthew!!! U summed it up so well!!!! |
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blackboy on March 14, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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look like this one leapin leprechaun got that matthew vlanni figure out.. yes buck say vlanni not vallani. i change name cause you no italiano. you half breed from people that wear turbun from pakistan. buck know this as leapin man and other good irish people do to. you stay away little pimple and not spoil st patty day. you go run with devil and girlfriend that have stinky butt. buck no most people don’t like because he big fat blackboy but he like irish day. buck make sure he go to pub and drink 10 pitcher greenbeer and 10 whole cabbage and save good bowelblast for vlanni boy. |
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Ulster Loyalist on March 15, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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Fuck all the irish fenian bastards hope they all die their a pack of hairy sweaty arse lickin taigs. |
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old irish redneck on March 15, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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hi matthew as i was strumming on my banjo i was thinking bout old vallani. made up a tune matthew that reminded me and you and lake last summer. it goes someum like this . ah 1 ah2 love the dick that fucks you matthew honey , you gotta to learn to suck for money, respect the dick that fucks you matthew, it well be good to you. anyway i just wanted to touch base matt and say hey. have you seen jersey. we all gotta get together soon. bye for now. |
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Ryan on March 15, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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all of u get the fuck off of my joke, it was here as a joke to make people laugh, not for u all to posy ur racist and sexist beliefs, get fucked! |
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Mick-kraut Redneck on March 16, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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Dear Villani,
God bless you for your service to this great country of the United States of America. |
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blackbuck on March 17, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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who this mickie craut. this matthew no serve 82nd ab. he 19 year old. |
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Ryan on March 17, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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I am soldier, serving in her majestys armed forces, the british army not all your poncey fucking yank shite, 82nd airbourne? what the fuck is that all about? You yanks are some of the worst soldiers i have served with, all the gear and no idea. You"ve got all that money and all that superb military kit but your soldiering isn’t a patch on us brits. We are the best of the best, and i’m not just spouting off its a fucking fact! |
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littlegreenone on March 17, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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hey ryan. i think give you akarate chop hee hee. then i’ll knock you teeth out. hee hee. would you like to share a spot of tea and then i’ll bash your brains in with the tea pot. hee hee. |
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irish in charge on March 18, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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hi vallani-fuck you asshole. |
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Mick-Kraut Redneck on March 19, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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Dear Ryan,
Listen up ya damn brit, your army is horse shit compared to the military might of the Good ole US of A. We might not dress or look all fancy and fruity, but we sure as hell Git r done. Remember WW1 and WW2? We saved your ass from the Krauts TWO times. Go drink some tea. |
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blackboy on March 19, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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this buck come to see this one call limey. whatever this mean no one know but this limey. buck know he big fatman and negoe so these words no hurt buck. i think before that mattew vallani is worse one here but matthew at least have some sence to him. at least he speak with education in tounge. he give opinion. buck no agree but he not like this one. this one limey look like he come from sewer down deep with devil. who teach you this way. buck only feel bad you this way and forgive. this way is good. buck although take off belt and beat you black and blue to teach lesson of disrespectful punk. you remember this little sissy boy because buck only teach you right way. ahchachachimo. |
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message to dorks on March 19, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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blackboy you are so boring and repetitive. You should be patented as a torture device.
Limey nobody pays attention to anyone typing in Caps. You sound like a complete tosser.
Mick-kraut blow some more air up your arse, you are looking a bit deflated. |
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martinrodkingrodney on March 19, 2005 @ 7:23 pm |
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I have a dream: "Can’t we all just get along?" (Tug at the collar) I get no respect. |
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Mick-kraut on March 21, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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I love Brits really. My hero is Archie bunker who was created by a british writer |
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Mick-Kraut Redeck on March 21, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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Yep this is a real one. And the creator of Archie Bunker was Norman Lear, A JEW. Not a Brit, but a Jew. And Ryan, a fine Irish name for a dumb Brit. Ya brits git-r-done eh, ya really did on Normandy. Remember Caen. Monty the Jackass was suppose to have that on D-Day. But it took’em an entire month! hahaha. Shoulda left it to good ole General George S. Patton. The greatest field commander ever. |
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Desert Fox on March 21, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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Every dog (Monty) has its day, but give Rommel his due as the greatest Field MARSHALL. And, Monty might have missed the bus, but he sure as hell caught the lobster boat: BOOM! Further, Montgomery Mountbatten’s birth surname was Battenberg - it was changed for obvious politcal considerations. It takes a Kraut to kill a Kraut. Eisenhower, anyone? |
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Ignorant micky on March 22, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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Go check your facts micky boy. The original creator was the writer Johnny Speight who was British. Norman Lear merely produced the television show in the states. The character Archie Bunker was taken from Johnny Speight’s 1960s bigoted creation Alf Garnett from the Brit comedy called "till death us do part". Archie was merely an Americanised version of Alf. |
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so sad for micky on March 22, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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so don’t forget where those pearls of wisdom you go around spouting originated. |
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too bad micky on March 22, 2005 @ 6:37 pm |
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The whole point of both series was to highlight how ridiculous bigoted racist attitudes are. You have obviously missed the point but then that is not surprising seeing as it is you. |
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How Sad on March 24, 2005 @ 10:36 am |
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To all the Irish people reading this crap-
Ignore the red neck , and ignore the Lonley Limey dude.Im of British decent and I think these low lives are mentally unstable and lost |
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to prick-kraut on March 25, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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Once again you have missed the point of Archie bunker. You continue to quote an english guy who was being ironic. Archie was created to highlight the stupidity of the sort of comments you are making and to teach people laugh at bigots rather than take what they say seriously. I know the truth hurts because he is your hero.
Why don’t you find something better to do than try to incite racial hatred on a joke site. |
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Reality Check on March 28, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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How Sad-
I would like to back your comments, especially about Limey. No self respecting Brit would sink to a level that low and use language so vulgar. If anything, that should show everybody he’s only impersonating an Englishman. Pathetic. |
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To Limey on March 29, 2005 @ 1:18 am |
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Limey tell us exactly, i mean EXACTLY why you hate the Irish so much. Don’t bother answering back with " cause they are all smelly Fenian pigs ", did you have a bad experience with an Irish person or what’s the deal with you. I’m expecting an educated and mature response back from you. Have you ever even been to Ireland? |
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the truth on March 30, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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limey won’t answer back because limey is just trying to stir it up on here in a troll-like way and doesnt have a real reason |
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reality check on March 30, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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english girls have stinky hair pies and saggy bobbies.. |
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THE LIMEY on March 31, 2005 @ 2:37 am |
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THE ONLY GOOD FENIAN IS A DEAD ONE. LONG LIVE THE ORANGE ORDER. |
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Chill Pill on March 31, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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Can anyone tell me if i could have asked Limey the question above about why he hates Ireland so much in a more simpler fashion, i don’t think he understood the question. Look at the answer i got. Hmmmm. |
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Reality Check on March 31, 2005 @ 8:50 am |
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Everybody the post under "my name" on march 30 was an impostor. There’s some dick going around stealing other peoples’ screen names on this site and posting senseless, retarded shit under them. The next time you see something like the march 30 post, you’ll know it wasn’t from me. |
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Reality Check on April 1, 2005 @ 4:15 am |
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Hey chill i would love to join you. i am HIV+ but I practice safe sex so it will be fine. I would like you to stick your fist up my ass and pull out a prize. |
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Chill Pill on April 2, 2005 @ 1:30 am |
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To the sad , sad, person who is posting as me, be man enough to reveal who you are or have you always been a sad, lonely, pussy of a person. Do you get your rocks off by posting under me name, and then directly after it posting as Reality Check??/ Are you obsessed with the 2 of us?
To be honest i know it’s Limey, the sad, pathetic Loser that couldn’t give an educated and valid point on ANYTHING, even if you told him what to say. |
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Chill Pill on April 2, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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The above imposter is still to pussy to post under his own name. Ahhhh pathetic. |
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Chill Pill on April 3, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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Why wont you return my phone calls? yeah so what that im HIV+ that doesnt mean I cant get it wet, please call me. |
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