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Faith
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 5:22 pm

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Pat and Mike were doing some street repairs in front of a known house of ill repute in Boston. A Jewish Rabbi came walking down the street, looked the left, looked to right, and ducked into the house. Pat paused a bit from swinging his pick and said "Mike...will you look at that! A man of the cloth, and going into a place like that in broad daylight!". A bit later, a Baptist minister came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and scurried into the house. Mike laid down his shovel, turned to Pat and said "Pat! Are you seeing what I’m seeing? A man of the Church, and he’s giving that place his custom!" Just then, a Catholic Priest came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and slipped into the bawdy house. Pat and Mike straightened up, removed their hats, and Mike says "Faith, and there must be somebody sick in there."


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From: ok on August 20, 2004 @ 12:55 am
Comment: no

From: Stone on August 20, 2004 @ 3:17 am
Comment: What the hell was this?

From: ll cool j on August 20, 2004 @ 10:52 pm
Comment: that a fucking piece of shit i hope u die of AIDS u fucking whore

From: haha on January 19, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: finally, a halfway funny "Pat and Mike" joke... although of course a good P&M should
be set in Ireland... not that Boston doesn’t make for a close second...

   
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