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3 of a pint
Posted by: Stuck24 on March 10, 2005 @ 3:59 pm

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an englishman, a scotsman, and an irishman go to the bar together and each order a pint of guinness. just as they are getting ready to take a drink a fly lands in each of their thick beers. the englishman, disgusted, pushes his away. the scotsman takes the fly out and drinks as if nothing happened. the irishman takes out the fly just as the scotsman but yells "Spit it out! Spit it out you Bastard!".


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From: Patrick O Reilly on March 13, 2005 @ 10:01 am
Comment: First of all, irish chicks..........They all have red underarm hair,a six pack,and their names are Helga!!

From: Have to say this on March 23, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: Limey ure so funny.....and bored......I can tell bcoz ure posting at 1.13 am)?????......U know the Irish are so stupid that they have the highest GDP per capita in Europe...and oh yeah....the stupid drunk fucks have major political power in America too....YEAH MAN...thats how dumb we are........HAHAHA....u bitter Limey with nothing to do


From: youve been had on March 24, 2005 @ 6:43 am
Comment: Yes but too stupid to recognise a troll when they see one.

Do you really think a Brit would be calling himself "Limey"??

From: True Brit on March 24, 2005 @ 9:58 am
Comment: These comments are quite offensive I have to say and I have looked at some things that Limey has said and some things that other supossed brits have said....

They can speak for themselves.....I actually think the Irish are great people and friendly, just visit Ireland if you dont belive me!

From: mcoi on March 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm
Comment: i agree the irish are wonderful

From: rick on June 28, 2005 @ 12:56 am
Comment: visit beautiful Ireland, where we indiscriminately blow up young english squaddies, cus we’re so stupid we let the IRA brainwash us into thinkin’ that the soldiers are against us.


From: pingy on September 12, 2005 @ 2:29 am
Comment: I’m so proud to be Irish and I really miss it there - I was moved away when I was eight and I live in Britian, and I just want to live back in Ireland again more than anything in the world. I also had to deal with herb slike Limey who were just shallow assholes who made fun of me and the heritage I am proud of

From: Loyalist on October 11, 2005 @ 4:54 pm
Comment: FACT- the IRA (fenian scum) have terrorised innocent civilians for the last 50 years, and have taken 500 times more lives than Al Qaida have American lives.

WHY WHY WHY are Sinn Fein and the Republican movement so glamorized in America?!?! Double standards?

From: mclure on April 22, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: by saying english squaddies are you forgetting the scots, welsh,and ulstermen? and bye the way who is the spangle that cant spell britain. Scotland supports loyal ulster no probs.

   
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