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In the Cemetery
Posted by: Richard Popielarz on March 12, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
I have had many clever Irish friends and this joke is a tribute to them.
An Irishman comes to Boston looking for his long-lost great-uncle who came across the Atlantic in search of a better life. The great-uncle had died and it took awhile to find out in which cemetery in Boston he was buried. Well, the young lad finally found out and was in the cemetery looking for the grave when he came upon a headstone with the following epitaph:
Whoe’er ye are that passes by...
As ye are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so ye shall be...
Prepare to die, and follow me.
As the Irish are known to be, this lad was a bit of a wit and taped a note to the headstone with the following addendum:
TO FOLLOW YOU, I’M NOT CONTENT,
FOR I DON’T KNOW WHICH WAY YOU WENT.
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me on March 20, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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i like the rhyme...hehe. |
| From: |
harde ha ha on March 24, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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i dont know whether to laugh or to break your fingers so you wont type again with a baseball bat for writing such a feeble piece of shit |
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Richard Popielarz on March 25, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’ve never typed with a baseball bat, too many keys would get pressed at the same time. Therefore, I "won’t type again with a baseball bat" because I never did. Who would do such a stupid thing??? The keyboard’s too delicate, any way!!! Besides, I think the joke is pretty clever and doesn’t offend anyone, contrary to the other tripe on this website. PEACE BE WITH YOU THIS RESURRECTION SEASON!!! |
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Richard Popielarz on March 25, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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harde ha ha!!!
Do you own a real, "Genuine Louisville Slugger," or did your Mommy & Daddy buy you a cheap bat? Maybe you really don’t mean to hurt me and your talking only about a wiffle bat?! Huh?! Anyway, you don’t frighten me. PEACE! |
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myself on March 30, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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you got to hand it to them. they are pretty clevear(even though im irish |
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yo on April 8, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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what do u mean even though im irish? what are u saying youre not clever? |
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