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Here comes Paddy...
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 5:44 pm
Paddy the Kerryman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Seamus and Seanin (Also Kerrymen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain’t Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Seanin in to identify the body. Seanin took a look at him and said, "Yup he’s burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Seanin looked down and said, "No, it ain’t Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Seanin said, "Well, Paddy had two assholes." "What, he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two assholes...." |
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Stacy on April 23, 2004 @ 10:39 am |
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Really funny had me in heckelpins! |
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David Annic on June 16, 2004 @ 8:06 am |
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I don’t like it ,but hey nobody caires!!!! |
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kiddo on June 18, 2004 @ 2:56 am |
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umm...that sucked |
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Colleen on February 4, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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Not too shabby!! & David Annic~ you spelt cares wrong!! duh |
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Angry Leprechaun on April 22, 2006 @ 2:03 pm |
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Wot Kind o Irish accent is dat? I’m Irish and have never heard a fellow Paddy say the word "ain’ t". It’s like a frenchman Square dancing. |
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david annic on April 22, 2006 @ 2:07 pm |
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colleen fuck off i was 5 years old so i think that i can misspell cares u eijit !
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