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Lost in the dessert
Posted by: Shauna on March 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm

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There was an Englishman a scotsman and an irishman drivin along in the dessert when all of a sudden their car breaks down. They all decide to carry on by foot, but they would each take one item from the car incase they needed it.
The englishman took a bottle of water
The Scotsman took some bagpipes
The irishman pulled off the car door and took it with him
10 minutes later they were walking alon and the englishman says to the irishman
"why the hell did you take the car door?
and the irishman replied
"so i can unwind the window if it gets to hot!"


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From: Dr Fuckwit on March 22, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: Not bad....but a dessert is something you eat after dinner.Try desert.

From: artypants on March 23, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
Comment: dessert adds a sureal dali-esque feel to the joke

From: Mr.Perfect on March 23, 2005 @ 5:18 pm
Comment: Joke very lame....whoever came up with it needs to go back to school........and ANTYPANTS ,you are the real reason that I have had to post this message.........you stupid, sureal artsy fartsy tart....I hope that you are taking the piss with those comments and not serious.....YEAH......I wish I had your head on a dart board...LOL

From: ENGLISH JOKE on March 23, 2005 @ 8:06 pm
Comment: Heres a great english joke and fact believe it or not....

Q:Why are english people so ugly?

A:Because theyre still having babies on one island.!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAH

From: question on April 5, 2005 @ 4:57 pm
Comment: so who is the best looking nationality?

   
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