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English Joke
Posted by: Pog Mo Thon on March 24, 2005 @ 2:14 am
Put this in this category becayse there is no ’ English Joke’ category.......hmmm maybe because the english like to slag everyone else but fuckin HATE being slagged. Anyways...............
An Irish man, English man and a Scottish man are walking along a beach when they find a lamp. The Scot picks it up, rubs it and out pops a Genie. Seeing as how there is 3 of them the Genie gives them only 1 wish each.
The scot says ’ok, i want enough money to keep me happy for the rest of my life, so the Genie snaps his fingers and the Scots man has an unlimited bank balance.
The english man says, ’i’m sick of all the fucking bastards coming into my country and taking our women and jobs, i want you to put a big fuckin wall around England to no foreign bastards can ever enter England again, i’ll be happy to never enter England again, so long as i know it’s protected. So the Genie snaps his fingers and a wall 1000ft high and 250 ft thick springs up around the whole of England. Nothing can get in or out again.
The Irish man says to the Genie, are you sure that wall around England is strong and NOTHING can escape? The Genie replies, ’absolutely, nothing will escape’. So the Irish man replies ’ok then, fill the fuckin thing up with water’. |
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nice one on March 24, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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Ain’t that the truth. Great joke. |
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V.Good on March 24, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHA....English puddings! |
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Class on March 24, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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Thats a fuckin class joke. Excellent. |
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HAHAHA on March 27, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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If only...................... |
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shano on March 29, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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who de man? u de man. lets kick some fucking english ass |
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shanon you on March 31, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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shano grow up please |
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??? on March 31, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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thats pretty funny. the english are dumbasses n e way |
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gill on April 16, 2005 @ 5:42 am |
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great joke dude |
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English man on April 21, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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im english and i think that was a really good joke. most of us english do "slag" off other people but only as a joke most of us dont mean it. an most of us are happy to take as much as we give so i agree there should be an english jokes section. |
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Matt on October 11, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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I too am English, and although that joke is good I have heard it about 500 times with other people/nationalities as the butt of the joke- it’s about as original as the lightbulb jokes!
"thats pretty funny. the english are dumbasses n e way"
A particularly amusing comment!!!!???? 90% of Englishmen are more intelligent than your President!! And 100% would look like Einstein in the Deep South! |
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DE LEPRECHAUN on April 22, 2006 @ 2:03 pm |
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HAHAHA dat wos 2 fuckin funny man. On dis hole site, dat is without doubt in de top 5 .
Why? Coz I’m so jolly joyful dat somebody finally stuck it 2 de English.
Matt,100% of English people would look like Einstein just about anywhere!!!
Why? coz,if ya have’nt heard, EINSTEIN WAS UGLY!! |
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t35t54t54 on May 1, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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trwwewe |
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