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Engish Joke 2
Posted by: Pog Mo Thon on March 25, 2005 @ 0:06 am
Again i’ll post my English joke in this section until an English category pops up on this site..............
2 English men walking down a street in Dublin, one notices a sign in a shop window, it reads..........
Suits 5.00 Euro each
Shirts 3.00 Euro each
Ties 2.00 Euro. each
He says to his mate," fuck look at that, look how cheap everything is, if we buy 100 of each and take them back to England and sell them for a higher price we’ll make a fuckin fortune" so his mate says "yea your right come on".
So in they go to the shop and the first fella says, "we’ll take 100 suits, 100 shirts and 100 ties please you thick Irish fuck". The girl behind the counter replies ’"apart from the accent i knew you were English " the second bloke replies " yea how’s that then?"
The girl replies ’"because we are a fuckin dry cleaners you thick English prick". |
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Hahaha on March 28, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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thats funny....but the english people are supposed to be perceieved as ugly and greedy...Oh well , I suppose its okay to percieve them as thick too.....Im not Irish by the way, Im Swedish |
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Laura D on April 17, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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Tht’s actually quite funny
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awesome on April 22, 2006 @ 12:01 am |
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that was class, very impressed, 1st joke iv laughed at on this website |
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doll on April 22, 2006 @ 1:58 pm |
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what numptys! |
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mick on April 22, 2006 @ 2:00 pm |
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The English are not percevied to be ugly or greedy , your just bitter . The joke was not really funny and the punch line was unnecessarily abusive . |
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