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Stupid Italians
Posted by: spaghetti_mafia on April 10, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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p..i..m..p on April 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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dont get it.....just do us all a favor an go have ur mom stick her penis in ur ear so u leave everyone else alone
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| From: |
freak on April 16, 2005 @ 3:20 am |
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great joke
"pimp" is a retard |
| From: |
Gabi on April 16, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Hasn’t this joke been posted before? |
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ITALIAN on April 18, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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SKREW THE NAME OF THIS JOKE. I AM ITALIAN (sicilia) and go blow your mom. ITALIANS #1 |
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ITALIAN on April 18, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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I am greasy
I am hairy
my nose is bigger than my brain
I stink like I rolled in dog poops
I have baboon hair all over my body
I speak like a retard
I lie
I cheat
I backstab
I eat too much garlic
I like to concrete everything
I am a lowlife criminal
I don’t work I prefer to steal everything
The world owes me everything becos I am Italian
I am morally bankrupt
I have nigga dna |
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ITALIAN on April 18, 2005 @ 10:52 am |
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HERES MOOR
homemade Italian sausage had bits of teeth, hair and fingernails in it
we made our own white wine from human piss
the police came over each week to collect there bribe money
the freezer had a supply of horse heads in it
the family dog was fucked till it couldnt walk
your mom used to wax her own back
public toilets were a good source of inexpensive meals
TWO THUMBS UP TO THIS JOKE. ITALIANS #1 ASSHOLES
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True Italian on April 18, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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Quit defaming the honor of Italians. We are a proud people with a long and illustrious history. Indeed, echoes of the Italian empire still reveberate around the globe. Akin to England, and their colonization of New Zealand, Newfoundland, and New Brunswick, Italy retains strong ties with its former colony of - the aptly named - New Guinea. Ciao! |
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corky on April 22, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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matt i will debate you head on if you give me head while we are debating head on. i love the way you talk you big sexy mountain man. i’d love to unbuckle your size 44 waste paul bunyan bluejeans and pop your load in the oatmeal. i can’t help it, you make me feel so frisky. |
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joke site on April 23, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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this is not a debate site. its a joke forum. if you were good at debates you would be known on better websites then a joke site you fucking clown. |
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mATT AND BERT on April 24, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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BUTT BUDDIES FOREVER |
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True Italian on April 24, 2005 @ 10:10 pm |
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Matthew, come over to the dark side - the shadow of your buttock cleft. This time I’ll paint your ass like the Death Star, and I’ll be the X-wing fighter coming in for the kill. |
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pimp's sister on April 26, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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He is a asshole I dont get it but it is okay for someone ur age
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Italian Gentleman on April 27, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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Dear Bert,
A few points on your spelling:
Capital "Sicilian", hyphen "fuck-wit". Stormfront capitalised.
But your fewest mistakes yet. Good work.
Not that I’m pedantic!
It’s just that, for a Jew, I had assumed you’d be more academic, and therefore a better speller. |
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HOTTERTHANU on April 27, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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YOU COPPIED THAT JOKE OFF THAT OTHER PAGE THATS SAD THAT YOU HALF TO COPY AND CAN’T MAKE UP ANY BETTER JOKES BY YOURSELF |
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TO HOTTERTHANME on April 28, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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YOU MIS-SPELLED ’COPIED’. THAT’S SAD THAT YOU CAN’T SPELL ’HAVE’ (NOT ’HALF’) |
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Nancy on April 28, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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well I don’t care what any of you say, in my experience Italian men are HUNG like stallions and can tear up this coochie any time of day or night.
even if they do stink like a barn. |
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Santa Claus on April 29, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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Santa Claus is going to come down your chimney a little early this year to deliver an early Christmas present, if you get my drift. |
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ITALIAN on April 30, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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IT is pretty funni. I am ITALIAN and Italy is #1 but people can make a few cracks its ok. lol but ITALY and Republicans #1 |
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sicilia on April 30, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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go ITALIAN on the top of the page SICILIA is #1 and Italians arent stupid. IF we were stupid then we wouldnt have made the Fastest cars in the world and have made Pizza and Pasta and stuff like that. OK lol so w/e italy #1 |
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lemmy on May 1, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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you know one day when you finally grow up Mr. Villani your going to realize how fucking ridiculous you sound spouting out all this racist bullshit, now what I suggest you do is concentrate on your school work little boy |
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Lemmy on May 1, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Strange to me then that you use the words "grown up" and then later on "super mario games" you seem to me to be an intelligent person so why all the bigoted racist ranting? surely someone of your intelligence doesnt really believe all this bullshit or has it been brainwashed into you by your parents? |
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Lemmy on May 1, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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I see no reply for a while got homework to do have we or is it early bed for school tommorrow?
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clo on May 2, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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wut’s the point of this? the irish were here first anyway!! |
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What a Dick!! on May 4, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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Matthew, why don’t you just stick to your schoolwork and stop spreading your hate to people who don’t want to know about it?
Why do you think they all post as you? Why don’t you save all your patriotic bullshit for your studies?
You complain that everyone here is so immature, but you reply back to them all the time.
You also want people to stop posting as you and tell them to use this site properly, but no one, including you, is using it properly.
Go ahead and complain about everyone on this site, but are you seriously any better?
That girl Chill Dill is just as bad, in one post she said just don’t answer them back, thats what i did and they left me alone....and then on other posts she is replying back to them.
What the fuck?
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What a Dick!! on May 4, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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You both contradict yourselves so much, did you ever think that is why people hate the both of you?
If you both go back and read everything you have said, you will realise just how much bullshit you spin, acting as if all this shit is beneath you,whilst replying back to them.
I think you are both attention seekers and are really loving having people take notice of you.
Oh and another thing......you can’t tell people to grow up and get a life when both of you obviously don’t have one either. You and Chill Dill have posted more comments in these jokes than anyone else have, so take your own advice!!!!!!!!!! |
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Randolph on May 5, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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I came across this little lot by mistake. Are all Americans totally incaplable of grammar, spelling or civilised behaviour? What a bunch of pathetic creeps. |
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Philipon Desbols on May 7, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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these jokes are funny i hate italians |
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Franco on May 11, 2005 @ 5:53 am |
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Very amazing, best life is to laugh of it! |
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Joilathan Kercado on May 15, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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Heres a joke to the dumb Italians: Why is Italy shaped like a boot?- Because all the boul shit they talk didn’t fit in a shoe. |
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Paolo on May 19, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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Italians are the best people in the world! Fugettaboutit! |
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Joseph Goebbels on August 18, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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I can’t stand I-ties. Those stupid guineas. They can’t make a decision to stick with, and they are greasy and hairy. I’m sorry to say but they are indignant people with sub standard intelligence. That also goes for greecians and all people from the mediterranian. But for every other race, religion, and creed, I can respect them for their differences. I just really hate Italians. |
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Kendal Griffiths on March 25, 2006 @ 3:49 pm |
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Every country gets jokes made about them. I have personal reasons to loathe Italians. But why do people bash the French when the Italians are at least as bad? |
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Fra on April 17, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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I’m italian, in Italy.I suggest just one thing to all the italians who get offended by those posts.if you answer that "i have a great past and i come from an ancient culure...bla bla" you’re gonna be just more ridicolous. I hate USA, as more of half of the world does, but this behaviour, as the tipical italian is expected to be by yankees, is totally negative for us. Italians were a great people, i hope this’ll be so again. |
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Communist Italy on May 31, 2006 @ 1:22 pm |
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Yeah, that’s great!! Our government now are driven by left-wing! Italian fascists sucks.... any kind of fascism sucks.... only peace & love |
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dlls on June 6, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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pimp how could or can you not get that joke......he’s right you are a retard.. |
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Kelly on July 5, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
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I agree wit all ppl hat said italians suck |
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Carl Worthington on July 9, 2006 @ 11:58 pm |
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Female facial hair, horrible swarthy dna, corruption, violence, loud ape-like behavior and
stupidity...this sort of thing is really more limited to southern Italians who are the bastard
children of Africa. I know some Northern Italians who could be from anywhere in northern
Europe and don’t look interchangeable with North Africans. The genepool that gave us the
Romans was polluted irretreivably by the Arabs and Moors. That is why the best they’ve
been able to do in the past thousand years is Mussolini’s epic joke. |
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ur mom on July 15, 2006 @ 11:37 pm |
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thats some funny joke those fucked up italians
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mama on July 23, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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ok? |
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they are on August 2, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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so stupid they spell guinea g,i,n,n,y.... vafanculo |
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sliptooth on September 22, 2006 @ 11:18 am |
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To all of you out there that claim to "hate Itlaians", jealousy is a bitch! |
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