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Italian smells
Posted by: virginiafarmboy on April 27, 2005 @ 10:59 am

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How do you stop an Italian from smelling?

Cover his nose.


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From: virginiafarmboy on April 28, 2005 @ 2:34 pm
Comment: Be gentle with me, Matt, I’m a Virginian!

From: GREESE BALL on April 28, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Comment: funny joke.. HIALRIOUS..

From: DUCE on April 28, 2005 @ 5:18 pm
Comment: Well, it was good...but not great...

From: Nancy on April 28, 2005 @ 9:12 pm
Comment: I have a variation on this joke.

How do you stop an Italian from stinking?

Use approximately 400 gallons of industrial strength Lysol cleaner and an elephant brush. And pray. :-)

From: Santa Claus on April 29, 2005 @ 2:29 pm
Comment: Ho ho ho! Santa’s gotta park his big fat merry sleigh in one of the red caverns that I see.

From: Mama Villani on April 29, 2005 @ 4:52 pm
Comment: Massa Santa, could yo park yo big fat merry sleigh in my cave? Maybe I gets another pickaninny like Matthew.

From: wetback bert on April 29, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: they call me a wetback and i don’t mind. so what i’m cuban with mexican highlights in my hair. i like that my back is wet. my ass is also wet and juicy. i was born this way and viva las cuba. i love to warm up hot college students asses and let them suck me till their face caves in. be proud of who you are and let the world know your ass is as loose as jellow. use lube only on your birthday and you will be a butt pirate to. compadre mas grande dingdong.

From: DUCE on May 3, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: Don’t worry Matt, you’ve still got me!
;-)

From: oops on May 3, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
Comment: wrong one, see elsewhere.

From: Ace on May 4, 2005 @ 7:56 am
Comment: OBVIOUSLY that wasn’t the real Ryan - if there even is a real ANYONE anymore!






























































































































































































































































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From: "." on May 8, 2005 @ 9:02 am
Comment: Watch me carry on like I don’t give a flying...

















































































































































































































































fuck!

From: "." on May 8, 2005 @ 11:19 am
Comment: I suck! My mama sucks, my daddy sucks even my little doggie sucks.

From: "." on May 8, 2005 @ 11:29 am
Comment: WOW HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL THESE PITHY COMEBACKS?
























































































































































































































































































































































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From: "." on May 8, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: WOW HOW DO I COME UP WITH ALL THESE PITHY COMEBACKS?

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From: - on May 8, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
Comment: I suck my mamas dick, I suck my daddies dick, I suck grandmas dick, I suck grandpas dick, I even suck my brothers dick. WOW HOW DO I COME UP WITH ALL THESE PITHY COMEBACKS?

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From: ) on May 10, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
Comment: I suck my mamas smelly dick, I suck my daddies smelly dick, I suck grandmas smelly dick, I suck grandpas smelly dick, I even suck my brothers smelly dogfucking dick. WOW HOW DO I COME UP WITH ALL THESE PITHY COMEBACKS?

   
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