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Posted by: Roman on May 3, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
At the beginning of the twentieth century british doctors tried to find a cure
for hemorroids but had to give up because all the english, irish, scottish
and welsh assholes had already moved to the US by then. |
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Santa Claus on May 4, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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Shove THIS up your merry wet asshole!
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ho
ho
ho! |
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Santa Claus on May 4, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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Ho!
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Santa Claus on May 4, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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made you look!
:-p
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i'll be there on May 4, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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just call my name, i’ll be there.heeeheeeeheeeee |
| From: |
Chris Redruth on May 4, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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I agree. This Matt guy sucks. Forgive me if I’m beign terribly naive (this is my first day on this site), but do you guys realize he’s got posts EVERYWHERE? Not just in the Italian section, but all over the place. Kids looking at Kids’ jokes are being shocked! The comments go: Little kids commenting "I think that joke is really funny" "Ha ha! here’s a better one..." Andt hen Matthew Viliani jumos in out of nowhere and says "white pride this" and "fuck that". I bet most of these tots don’t even know what a ’rim-job’ is! I sya we all send emails to the site (under the section whether you’re saying something should be r-rated or not) asking for Viliani to be banned. |
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gla gala gal on May 4, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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walla
walla
bing
bang |
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Moorish Soldier on May 4, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
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ha ha ha thats sooooo funny. cause when me and all my kin invaded and raped your asses for 100 yrs all of you got hemorrhioids, ghonorrhea, syphillis and all that nasty shit after we got done with you lol! in case you were too stupid to notice, i was talkin to you roman. get the fuck outta here greaseball. |
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Majician on May 4, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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And all this time I thought it was the Villani desease! |
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Majician on May 4, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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And all this time I thought it was the Villani disease! |
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Mathew Villani on May 4, 2005 @ 9:12 pm |
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I’ll be your friend, Bertrum. I know the power of hate. I hated you for having a bigger dick than me. I’ve matured much in the past hour and I’m ready to accept the love you have for me. I know I can return that love. So please, Bert, come to my house tomorrow at 3:00 and we can push hot banana peppers up each others ass. Ryan can get hot watching us and then clean up the mess. |
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Mattthew Villani on May 4, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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I’ll be your friend, Bertrum. I know the power of hate. I hated you for having a bigger dick than me. I’ve matured much in the past hour and I’m ready to accept the love you have for me. I know I can return that love. So please, Bert, come to my house tomorrow at 3:00 and we can push hot banana peppers up each others ass. Ryan can get hot watching us and then clean up the mess. |
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Chill Pill on May 5, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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I’m going to have Berts baby. |
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Matthew Villani on May 5, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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I’m going to the docks so I can be pounded by sailors once their 10 months at sea is finished. All that pay... I might get rich. |
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foo on May 6, 2005 @ 7:47 am |
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LOL. Keep churning out those insults/jokes Berts 1-6! I’m still laughing! "Girth makes mirth"; "seamen semen". The simplest jokes are the funneist! |
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cubanous bertramous on May 6, 2005 @ 8:30 am |
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mattsy if you have 2.73 i’ll throw in the extra 1.13 so you can get your nutsac washed and waxed. i’ll even through in an extra buck for a tip. |
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Dru Carrio on May 6, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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well...Okay...but only if yo promise to wear protection. I don’t want no fuckin’ white man’s HIV. |
| From: |
. on May 7, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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. on May 8, 2005 @ 5:16 am |
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| From: |
Lemmy on May 9, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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still here Villani you really are a sad little man |
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Lemmy on May 9, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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sorry child iI meant |
| From: |
Lemmy on May 10, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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i’m still here Villani cause i am a sad little man |
| From: |
Dark Warrior on May 10, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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Whoa, thar, Son Bert. I tolt ya not to be tellin on yo daddy. |
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Banish Bert on May 12, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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Listen here, me and Mattsy are all a couple of retards, and we drool over your existence. I begin each day thinking of him, and he begins each day thinking of me. At every point in between, we are posting posts on every forum, Stormfrontof my pants, and VNN. Now, who’s the biggest poster?! |
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Mattthew Villani on May 16, 2005 @ 4:48 am |
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I am the biggest poster, Bert. |
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BEACHBALL ATTACK!!!! on May 16, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
gary on May 22, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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like that guy said, "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES".
thanks, forrest. |
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Something fishy on August 8, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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Isn’t it kind of fishy that the only Villani posts remaining are the self-deprecating imposter posts? I think the intent is to make Matthew Villani look like a retarded self-deprecating internet troll, to give a bad name over the internet. DirtyJokesInc has devolved into "let’s censor and slander everybody that doesn’t act all touchy-feely about the oddballs’ poor precious little feelings, since emotion matters more than fact". I don’t agree with all of Villani’s ideas but this degree of censorship is pushing me to agree with him more and more. |
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