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trapped by the v
Posted by: trapped on May 14, 2005 @ 1:00 pm
| i’m trapped by the one called villani, he’ constantly stroking my salami, he is always there with his ass in the air, not even one spincter to spare. while he does this he looks in the mirror, as he smears dodo on berts little rear, he looks to sky’ with a happy supprise and said i am a arnyan fat queer. ole. |
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pr hottie on May 16, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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i think u r trapped in reality but ur trapped bcuz its been revealed that u dont know what a life is and there is no way out of it. u cant talk ur way out of the fact that u have absolutely no life, and ur really the 1 being laughed at. ur trapped bcuz u urself revealed that as long as matthew posts here, ur going to devote ur entire life 2 posting here, and i think hes takin advantage of that, laughing at u 4 wasting 4 hrs replying to a little bitty post of his. if u notice hes now just sayin ’stock post’ which means hes only puttin it there so u will spend 4 hrs chewing on the bone it took him a few seconds to throw. |
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Louis XIV on May 16, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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What is the difference between an Puerto Rican grandmother and an elephant?
Ans: 50-lbs. and a black coat.
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The Gamebreaker on May 16, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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That sounds like my situation with my boyfriend, Mexx. He LOVES sucking my salami while I rim him. |
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BEACHBALL ATTACK!!!! on May 16, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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pr hottie on May 17, 2005 @ 4:15 am |
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please can the beachball things. i personally think the beachball thing looks a lil creepy. |
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bertramous cubanous on May 17, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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mattsy i wanna thank you for telling us all about your hometown of altoona, i can’t wait to book a flight to your great city to watch your jr high school team play ball and then sip green tea in the garden. in turn i hope you could come to miami. have you ever had your spincter pounded into the sand at south beach watching the sunset. bet you can’t get that altoona. |
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johnny3wid on May 17, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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to prhottie sorry about the spelling, and im scottish and white! i bet you are fuckin gorgeous! |
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johnny3wid on May 17, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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to dumbass, you:ve got to be fuckin jokin!!! i am retractin that statement! although i,ve no axe to grind with the poofs. |
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pr hottie on May 17, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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hi johnny, thanks for your interest, i,m a hot shemail that loves sexy dresses. i’m six inches full with firm large balls and a waxed fanny. i love giving head and pleasing your backside. please continue to comment. |
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joh...3wid on May 17, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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bert i dont have a spincter!! and whatever prhotti has got, dont think u will find he or she has got one. and pr. easy on the backside stuff. maybe bert would like his SPINCTER done! |
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Da Sicilian on May 17, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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Whoever wrote that rap is the whitest man in the world |
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chesea on May 18, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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matthew i would really like to meet your family. are you ashamed of me. why have you never asked me over. i want to meet your dad and tell him how great you are. after that i want to pop his asscheeks and let his shit drip all over me. please arrange this. i’m tierd of wating. |
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Big Bird on May 20, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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I had a wonderful time buttfucking you, Matthew. Wash your ass next time. |
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