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Italy and Pizza
Posted by: slate on May 17, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
Why is Italy the first country you would think of when somebody mentions the food, pizza...
Because it’s one of the greasiest foods in the world. |
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bert rasadini on May 18, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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the first thing i think of from italy is the wonderful abundance of hairy asses. northern italy offers the tight broad cheeks, where italy is famous for their loose spincters. statistics prove this has all been regulated by the weather. ole. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 18, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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Let me guess, slate, you made that ’joke’ up yourself didn’t you?
By your logic, then, everyone associates ’Chinese food’ with China because Chinese food is ’one of the yellowest foods in the world’?
What percentage of the association would you say is down to the fact that Italians invented pizza? Why is it that so many people associate fatty, greasy MacDonalds with America? Because Americans are fat and greasy? Or because MacDonalds is an American company?
I’ve got nothing against a good racist joke, but racial stereotypes are only funny if they contain some element of truth. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 18, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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E.g. Stupid Irishman jokes are funny (assuming they’ve been concocted by someone a little sharper than slate) because for centuries the Irish were mostly ill-educated potato-growing tenants to the British.
Hence, it irks me somewhat to see, on this site, black people taking anti-black jokes, replacing the word ’black’ with ’wite’ [sic] and expecting it to still work. E.g.
"How long does it take white women to shit? Nine months." Surely that’s only funny because black babies (or, "niglets", as they’re affectionately known) are - no offence - the same colour as shit.
Similarly:
"What do you call a white man in the mist? Gorrillas in the mist."
How does that work? BLACK people are the ones who live in misty, gorilla-infested countries (i.e. the African interior, and Haarlem), and - no offence - bare more than a passing physical and mental resemblence to a gorilla. |
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Heat on May 18, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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you put forth way too much effort in trying to twist truths around. if the chinese really did invent the earliest pizza then accept it and leave it be. and I think that italians already do have a lot to brag about (even though a lot of them do it in an obnoxious way). |
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observation on May 19, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
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If the Chinese invented pizza where are all the Chinese pizza parlors? Why is it never on a Chinese menu? I think people are confusing pizza with pasta of which the Chinese are credited with first making. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 19, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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(imnotchinesebutimnothungupoveritbutjustfortherecord...) ;-)
observation et al - of course the Chinese did not invent pizza. Does the word "pizza" sound like an Italian word to you? Does the word "mozarella" sound Chinese? Does the fact that only the whites really consume dairy in any serious way (if you go to a Chinese or Japanese restaurant, there is a very good chance that you will not find anything on the menu with even milk or butter in it - let alone cheese!) not make you suspicious that the Chinese - with their high levels of lactose intolerance, would invent such a dish (and where, pray tell, would they have gotten the tomatoes from, considering they were native to America, and then brought to italy and widely cultivated there)? |
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Tamiko Wan on May 19, 2005 @ 3:57 pm |
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I seem to have mixed up my negatives a bit there:
DoesN’T the word "pizza" sound like an Italian word to you? Does the word "mozarella" sound Chinese? Does the fact that only the whites really consume dairy in any serious way (if you go to a Chinese or Japanese restaurant, there is a very good chance that you will not find anything on the menu with even milk or butter in it - let alone cheese!) not make you suspicious that the Chinese - with their high levels of lactose intolerance, would NOT invent such a dish (and where, pray tell, would they have gotten the tomatoes from, considering they were native to America, and then brought to italy and widely cultivated there)? |
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Tamiko Wan on May 19, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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I think Carvito is confusing pizza with pasta with noodles. The Chinese invented noodles - hence it’s a staple of their diet. The Chinese, being disproportionately allergic to milk, and not having access to any tomatoes, could not possibly have invented the pizza! Nor would they have specifically picked the colour scheme (red tomatoes, white mozarella, green oregano) to match the Italian flag! Sorry Carvito, but you are WRONG WRONG WRONG on that one! lol |
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Slate on May 19, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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Tamike, Chinese food isn’t yellow you dumbass and pizza was invented by Italians. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 19, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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Dear Slate,
I am aware that pizza was invented by the Italians, hence my post which contained the words "Italians invented pizza", and my THREE subsequent posts arguing that the Italians invented pizza. (I’m amazed you failed to work that one out...)
My quote
"By your logic, then, everyone associates ’Chinese food’ with China because Chinese food is ’one of the yellowest foods in the world’"
was an attempt to deride the absurdity of your statement regarding Italians: Chinese food is NOT the yellowest food in the world, in the same way that pizza is NOT the greasiest food in the world. |
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Carvito on May 19, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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So I made a mistake it was pasta, but jeez you didn’t have to make such a big deal about it Tamiko. Just because something doesn’t sound like its something doesn’t mean it isn’t. When did I say I cared where negro came from? You’re doing a lot of useless research just to prove me wrong. It doesn’t matter how far inland something is you can still get its name from it. Look at Matthew’s post. He put all the information I needed to know in that little post while you think having 4 is going to make me think any different. Don’t even bother posting something aimed at me because its pointless. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 19, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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Carvito, are you implying that I talk too much? That I waste your time? Well, who asked for your opinion in the first place? I sure didn’t, and I didn’t see any posts asking for it either. Go back to the ghetto where you came from! |
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The Gamebreaker on May 19, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Mexx, my love, don’t say that! I’d NEVER leave you for Villani! |
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The Gamebreaker on May 19, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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I am a megalocephalic moron and so is my fuck muffin Villani!!! |
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chesea on May 19, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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its been a slow day on my computor so i ate so much, bagels , tuna, apple juice, orange juice, oat cereal, milk and much more. matthew i want you to lay down on my rubber mat and i will squat over you and take a big shit. i will let out long strands, loose mushy splats and lots of loose bowels. then i want to rub and massage it all over your hot stud body. last but not least i want to pound your spincter till in bubbles listening to billy joels we didn’t start the fire. then i’ll give you your fleet enema and tuck you in for bed. love chesea. |
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mexx on May 19, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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its been a slow day on my computor so i ate so much, bagels , tuna, apple juice, orange juice, oat cereal, milk and much more. gamebreaker i want you to lay down on my rubber mat and i will squat over you and take a big shit. i will let out long strands, loose mushy splats and lots of loose bowels. then i want to rub and massage it all over your hot stud body. last but not least i want to pound your spincter till in bubbles listening to billy joels we didn’t start the fire. then i’ll give you your fleet enema and tuck you in for bed. love mexx. |
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real Tamiko Wan on May 20, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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Sorry Carvito, the 6.38 pm post was not from me. I didn’t mean to lecture you in the earlier ones - I just got a bit carried away. |
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real Tamiko Wan on May 20, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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Bert carried me away to his romantic cabin by the mountain lake. Matthew was there sleeping off his previous(pervious) nights activities. |
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glenn on May 20, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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this fucken board is outta control |
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gus on May 20, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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You are a good daddy |
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Mattthew Villani on May 20, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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Glenn, having looked at all the qualitative descriptions and the key aspects, including Heisenburg’s Uncertainty Principle, wave-particle duality and related theories, my deduction is your comment is complete tosh. As for Berts comments always remember the only one Bert impresses with his comments is me. |
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Carvito on May 20, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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No problem Tamiko, I do the same thing when I get pissed. That post I made was kinda pointless =-( |
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Mattthew Villani on May 20, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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As are most of your comments, Carvito. LOL |
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Chill Pill on May 20, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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Glenn welcome to the fuckin asylum........................... |
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Heat on May 20, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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chill pill & glenn, this is nothing new. even before bert spammed this forum there were racial wars, death threats and other crazy shit being thrown left & right............ |
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cheekpower. on May 20, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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and now there is cheek power. ole. no death or hate threats. just good old fashioned cheek power. anyway glenn is not a fucking asshole like villani and whoever the heat of the spincter is . beware of the cheeks. the cheek will find you and pack your ass with buttgrease. grab your ankles cause cheeky the cheek is here. |
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walking taco on May 21, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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w t f ? |
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Tamiko Wan on May 21, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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私は日本の売春婦である、私はbertum を、非常に非常に愛し、彼の子供がいたいと思う。私はお父さんのような男の子の非常に大家族がちょうどほしいと思う。Villani のspincter がほしいと思う角質の小さい仲間 |
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Tamiko Wan on May 21, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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私は日本の売春婦である、私はbertum を、非常に非常に愛し、彼の子供がいたいと思う。私はお父さんのような男の子の非常に大家族がちょうどほしいと思う。Villani のspincter がほしいと思う角質の小さい仲間 |
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Tamiko Wan on May 21, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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Soy prostitute japonesa, amo bertum muy, mucho y deseo tener sus niños. Deseo a familia muy grande de muchachos apenas como su papá. Pequeños compañeros córneos que desean el spincter de Villani. |
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gary on May 22, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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what does pendejo mean - some friend of mine called me a pendejo. is this a good thing? |
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chesea on May 22, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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hey chill, i wanna peep inside your windows while you’ve got your big saggys hooked up to your lactating machine and watch you feed your cats. i really would like to tie a string and five pound weight to your big nipples and toss it off the balcony. this should make me shoot massive streams on the picture of you and mattsy licking each others buttcrack. ole. |
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cubanous bertramous on May 23, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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ola compadres, another fine week ahead for all to enjoy the fruits of life with a smiling face and positive attitude, bring your needs to the table with a ear to ear grin. no negative attitudes needed here. it looks as if the little cachito mattsy has gone away and that is good for all. i hope that at one time he will stop running with the devil and enjoy oranges as they fall from the tree. to all enjoy what you like and pop a spincter along the way. ole. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 23, 2005 @ 9:36 am |
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LOL
I’ve gotta hand it to bert - he can be humorous and clever when he wants! |
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Matthew Villiani on May 23, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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sorry guys I may be away for a few days, I’m going to a N.A.M.B.L.A. get together
nambla stands for the NORTH AMERICAN MAN BOY LOVERS ASSOCIATION, I AM THE NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT, HIP HIP HORAY FOR ME!
please feel free to look up our web site, our mission is to spread love, not hate, young boys need love too
love & kisses |
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gary on May 24, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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my friend has a lot of cheese under his foreskin. would that be good on pizza? |
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Tamiko Wan on May 24, 2005 @ 4:13 am |
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So...by that logic, Bert must - at the same time - also want to be ME! (hmmm...) |
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puerto rican on May 24, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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that wusnt a fuckin joke dumb shit |
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Tamiko Wan on May 25, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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Touché! :-) |
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pr hottie on May 25, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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im back, i took a week off so if u c a post from may 18-23 its not from me. sorry if any1 gets wrong ideas from whatever on other jokes happened 2 b posted under my name. |
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gus on May 25, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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Hey, Uncle Mattsy. I lost ten pounds today. I was circumcised. The doctor gave me the foreskin so I can make you a wallet for your birthday. Now you won’t have to worry about where to keep your money and all your membership cards. If it gets too full, just rub it . It’ll get bigger. |
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koreanamericanPK on May 30, 2005 @ 9:38 am |
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sup guys? race-war over yet? |
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chantal on January 6, 2006 @ 2:53 pm |
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ok ppl learn to take a JOKE. i though the joke wasn’t that bad. |
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