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wop swine
Posted by: dan van voorhis on May 20, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Two short fat ,obnoxious,droopy eyed ,swilling, eye-talians,with heavy
cologne sit down in a bus behind a woman and her young daughters.
The one man turns to his friend and in a heavy eye-talian accent says
emma comes first,then I comes in between two asses,I comes again,in
between two asses,then I pee twice,then I comes last.
the woman spins around and says you foul mouth wop swine,watch you
mouth in front of my family
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the man says,relax lady I was spelling mississippi to my friend. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 24, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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That exact joke was posted about a month ago. It was just an old man, rather than a woman and her two daughters, and the Italians weren’t ’swilling’ or wearing Cologne (and why would they? Since cologne is FRENCH! After the French name for the German city of Köln. It’s usually marketed as "eau de cologne", which, you will notice, is all French words. It was brought back by the French soldiers from some war in Germany, and was a favorite of one of Louis XV’s mistresses, the Comtesse du Barry.), but the same things were said, and the man says "Relax lady, I was just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi!"
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| From: |
Mattthew Villani on May 25, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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Gee whiz, Tamiko, must you retell every joke? |
| From: |
Mattthew Villani on May 26, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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I can’t afford grease what with the price of tuition. How about if I use lard? |
| From: |
dan on January 6, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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hey tamaiko....who cares about the french? since when did they invent anything? they always stole ideas from everyone.....plus..that joke isnt even funny.....its been done way too many times |
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"Gino" on May 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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Hey thats a good a one |
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