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Italian Tonys’
Posted by: Italianbeauty on May 23, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Q: Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
A: On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said- To NY |
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Tamiko Wan on May 24, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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That exact joke has also been posted here before - quite early on. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 24, 2005 @ 1:18 pm |
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Q. Why are so many Italian-Americans called Tony?
A. It’s an Anglicization of Antonio - which is a common name in Italy. (Ditto "Joe" from "Giusseppe") |
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Tamiko Wan on May 24, 2005 @ 1:18 pm |
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It’s funny cos it’s true! |
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bert the molester on May 26, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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i am a dirty cuban refugee and i like taking americans tax dollars in my welfare check. i hav’nt been to nyc much but i bet that i get more than you in welfare. ole |
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qbanita14 on May 27, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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you like giving cubans a bad name i can see. most cubans are not on welfare and very few cubans vote democrat. bert one of the reasons i hate you is because you not only make cubans look bad but you provoke people into saying hateful things about us. |
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Oswardo Esteban on May 27, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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I don’t see where Bert is giving our countrymen a bad name or provoking people into talking hate towards us. I have been reading these Italian Jokes and have enjoyed the reading the comments for several weeks. It is the young cubans like you, qbanita14 tortillera, who give us a bad name and cause hate towards our peoples. |
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chesea on May 27, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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you see qbanita i am all right. oswardo knows his asscheeks are ripe for the taking and only two drops of buttgrease will be needed for his spincter to pop. ole. |
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chesea on May 27, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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oh q14, a big hug and kiss for you and flowers to say hello, fresh fruit for your family and gift certificates for christmas. only good things for all cubans and all good people. love chesea. ole. |
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Oswardo Esteban on May 27, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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qbanita14: Morologus es!( You’re talking like a moron) Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem( In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags). Tuam matrem feci. (I did your mother) A tergo!(In the ass) |
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Tamiko Wan on May 28, 2005 @ 7:13 am |
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According to polls in 1998 and 2003, 90% of Cubans vote Democrat. Please define "not very many", qbanita14 . |
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? on May 28, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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yea exactly, thats why miami with 63 percent cuban people has a repulican mayor. good take dumbass. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 28, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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To quote from Encarta:
The population of Miami was 362,470 in 2000. In 2003, it was estimated at 376,815.
According to the 2000 census, whites constituted 66.6 percent of Miami’s population; blacks, 22.3 percent; Asians, 0.7 percent; Native Americans, 0.2 percent; and people of mixed heritage or not reporting race, 10.2 percent. Native Hawaiians and other Pacific Islanders numbered 130 at the time of the census.
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? on May 28, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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i know a little about miami since i live there. dade county is close to 4 million people. 68 percent of the people speek spanish fluent and the rest can at least partially communicate. go there and find out. miami is cuban, believe me. |
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Abercrombie on May 28, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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Hey, qbanita14 : Me cago en tu madre or in the englis: I shit on your mother. |
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qbanita14 on May 28, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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abercrombie, i have nothing to say to you except tu es aburrido y estupido, just like bert. im also guessing that you are muy feo, or else you would also have a life.
about the democrat/republican thing, i dont know too many that vote democrat, but then again, i dont care, their the same party in reality.
did the miami article have any listing for hispanic? some hispanics in the region (domincans for example) are clearly not white, while an overwhelming majority in the area are. |
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Abercrombie on May 28, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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Qbanito, I doubt my appearance has had any negative impact on my life, and I’m so sorry your appearance has been so negative upon your life, Obesis porcus. |
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Texas Pete on May 29, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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Try crushing my spincter. Other than a few german shepherds, mines virgin. |
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qbanita14 on May 29, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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i too lost my virginity to a german shepherd.
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