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You know your Italian...
Posted by: Italianbeauty on May 23, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
You know your Italian because...
If someone in your family grows beyond 5’9’’ it is presumed that their mother had an affair.
You know your Italian because...
You have at least 5 cousins living on the same block or town.
All five of these cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You know your Italian because...
You netted more than $50,000 at your first communion.
You know your Italian because...
You can bench press 325 pounds...shave twice a day...And still cry when your mother yells at you!
(Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah):) :)
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Tamiko Wan on May 24, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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That joke has some basis in truth (unlike, say, the bird flying upside down one), and isn’t too bad. |
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cubans suck on May 25, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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all cubans should die, especially bert. Stick a Cigar in your dirty eye socket |
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bertramous cubanous on May 26, 2005 @ 8:28 am |
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sip a cuban colada and hang out on cahleocho with me. thats 8th st in little havana in miami in case ya didn’t know. watch the latin boys walk by with they balls swinging in the light breeze. lighten up and grease up those cheeks and call me daddy. |
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Chill Pill on May 27, 2005 @ 9:20 am |
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My milk is not sour. You can talk all you want about the size of my boobs but my milk is NOT sour! |
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bertramous on May 27, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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cubinita, i am cuban and live in little havana on 12th ave and flagler. if you know miami you know thats little cuba. i also have a condo at south beach. why do you not think i’m cuban. my ideas are wild but you know all cubans are wild and crazy for fun. i went to univ of miami and you know the canes rock. lighten up girl. ole. |
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Tamiko Wan on May 29, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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I am Tamiko Wan, he/she son of Obi Wan. Welcome to the Dark Side. We have spincter orgies with the Emperor every weekend where I had an affair with Vader and gave birth to Princess Matthew. |
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The Top Wop on June 2, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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do u guys consider arabs white cuz if u consider itlalians white then arabs are whit to cuz alot of them look just like italians so just let me no what you all think |
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gbg on June 5, 2005 @ 2:07 am |
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no |
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The Top Wop on June 5, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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wtf |
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Hi Bert on July 29, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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I can’t help but notice your trademarks. If you really think your attempts at defamation are not transparent, your delusions have engulfed you entirely as you are apparently encumbered by your morass of ignorance. |
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jim on August 3, 2005 @ 6:15 pm |
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matthew you are caught again. stop your trolling and answer the question young pip. |
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gina marie on August 9, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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italians are the best!! these jokes suck |
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..... on August 10, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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hey im half italian and all those things on the list aboud bein italian dont apply to me, Im 5’5, 105 pounds, 13 years old , i just had a family reuion where all my cousins looked straight ouuta the gotti brothers. But i still don’t feel italian because my last name is scottish my first name is english and i have to live knowing that i can never be a wiseguy |
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..... on August 10, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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i think italians should be their own ethnicty and not be considered white |
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sicilian on August 29, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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iranian white????
what the fuck are u talkin about |
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Guineas are Pigs on September 12, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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The only time Italians are white is when the raise their national flag - the white flag of surrender. |
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stefania salsacolli on January 25, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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ITALIANS RULE |
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