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No Spikka Inglish
Posted by: Ama(sexy20_lesbian) on June 15, 2005 @ 5:15 am
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’ma justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ’Mississippi’."
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LHO on June 15, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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ATLEAST HALF IN THIS SECTION THINK IT WAS THE JEWS WHO CAUSED 9/11
ROTFLMFAO |
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Pearce on June 16, 2005 @ 4:39 am |
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I am distressed and alarmed by the shocking allegations that in the U.S. Military Base at Guantanamo Bay and in Meggido and Nafhah prisons irresponsible persons have desecrated the Holy Koran. |
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to bert on June 16, 2005 @ 8:58 am |
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bert and all your aliases you are one fucked up freak who obviously has serious mental
health problems and repeat ad nauseum the same old boring garbage that adds
absolutely nothing to this site. get some help you retard and get a life while youre at it
dipshit. |
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Chill Pill on June 16, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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Whoever posted to me above please have the balls to post under your own name in future. God you come out with the amount of crap and utter shit that you did and your balls were in your stomach all the time.
Wanker. |
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real italy man on June 16, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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fuck amis nation-they stink like shit,besides they r dirt.i never met clean amis-this is awful.do you knew what is soap?or maybe or maybe it’s hard to get one in your produnk coward country yeah. dont come to my country never again(well at last dirty).Italy is only for clean ppl!!! |
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buck on June 16, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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now must walk with ass squeeze together so not make big popi in pants bowels ready for explosion popiroom have 5 popistall. buck check all popistall to pick good one but
1 occupied
2 cleen but next from occupied
3 popi on seet
4 popi and popipaper in bowl with peepee on seet
5 no popipaper, no door, and popi on floor
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blackiebuck on June 16, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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yes matthew that way it look..buck continue post for you get straighten out ..act like respectful italiano not act no more like trailortrash |
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impersonator on June 16, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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Look at the title fuck face. |
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becker on June 16, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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bebledybum, i dont think villiani supports neocons. |
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Jorrald K. Meview on June 16, 2005 @ 11:03 pm |
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shut up, butt breath. |
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gassi on June 17, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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you rock buckboy, rock my big backdoorr you sexy biglipped spearchucker. shave my nap and pick my boils. let the sootikins roll in my dark brown bubbly dog smear. yan kipper and rock my stormfront. |
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Hi-Skool Hed on June 18, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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Hey, qbanita, I have a foot fetish. describe your feet to me. I like them long, narrow and brown.
And "juebitow needs to go" idiot. |
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Floyd P. on June 18, 2005 @ 2:02 am |
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JUEBITOW BLOWS |
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Jorrald K. Meview on June 19, 2005 @ 7:19 am |
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I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of
snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce
and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous
of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more
cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa
guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends |
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Jorrald K. Meview on June 19, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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nice, continue. even if it is my creation, feel free to continue trashing these forums, butt breath. |
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Hi-Skool Hed on June 19, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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you gonna answer me qbanita? |
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to: Mr. TH on June 19, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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She said she has no Nergo in her lineage. Based on her posts, she is most definately telling the truth, since she seems more like a Dixiecrat than anything. |
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becker on June 19, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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I think its about time for people to visit Jewwatch.com since its a website that the genetic anti-christian vulgar jews - who control most of the media - desperately DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE! |
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qbanita14 on June 20, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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looks like we all agree on those issues. yes, Matthew is right, the "diversity" crap is aimed at america, europe, and most white nations, while its not aimed at countries such as japan, kenya, or mongolia. |
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blackbuck on June 20, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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dingdong start to get hard think about date with gassi |
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JOEY BLACKOUT on June 21, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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buck tell funny stories about cubanitagirl and puertorican mariagirl over in men jokes. much stinkystinky. |
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DominicanChick on June 22, 2005 @ 7:42 am |
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While reading the site, I noticed that their is alot of haitred against us dominicans. Why the haitred aginst us? Do you all really consider us all to be muds? I’m not a mud, atleast i dont THINK i have nonwhite blood in me. But the sad truth is, us dominicans are too mixed up to know. I just hope that i am not mixed. :-( |
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a_passerby on June 23, 2005 @ 4:23 am |
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you ever pull a dago’s ear? i pull my dago girlfriend’s ears all the time, but if i pull too hard she yelps like a dog. |
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hans the whiteman on July 1, 2005 @ 5:42 pm |
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you go boy, get them matthew. |
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Tanya on July 7, 2005 @ 3:29 am |
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i havent been laid in 6 months! |
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Chill Pill on July 8, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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To The Anti-Bert:
Bert hasn’t been deleting any posts by Matthew Villani. We banned Bert so all his posts and jokes disappeared, unfortunately ALL posts in the joke started by him were lost as a consequence. We are trying to get rid of his crap, and in doing so we will lose comments from other people that were ok comments. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t moan about his posts still being up and then when we do something about it, moan that YOUR post or someone else’s post got deleted. It’s a catch 22 and we are doing our best. I am the moderator of this section so if any posts got deleted it was by me. I am hoping you will bear with us, we have hundreds of jokes and comments to sort through so we can get rid of those kinds of things, we don’t have super powers, we are working as fast as we can. |
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jim on July 8, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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what is political correctness. its sounds like some type of control or someone trying to push their views on others. people all have great ideas and as long as they are shared with one another for improving everyones welfare, then most of the world problems would become a thing of the past. could you just imagine how inexpensive it would be if people could just bargin fairly. |
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Maria La Mexicana on July 17, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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THATS A GOOD FUCKIN JOKE HAHAHAHAH
unlike most of the lame ones on this site
EVERYBODY CHECK OUT HALLOWEEN JOKES
THEY’RE FREAKIN FUNNY |
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Chill Pill on July 29, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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I let the comment above through for one reason and one reason only. To show the rest of the people on here what kind of shit people are trying to post and when we stop their comments being posted for whatever reason the post above is usually what greets us. So Gary insults me like this because a comment he posted " SEVERAL WEEKS" ago has now disappeared. Gary grow up. If you have something constructive to say then do so but keep your insults and childlike tantrums to yourself. |
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jim on July 29, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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gary and matthew, you both should have your filthy mouths washed out with the strongest soap possible. i bet your deep feelings of insecurity and lack of accomplishments are very devistating. it is possible to change for the better and i hope you take a shot at this. |
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Dissapointed... on July 31, 2005 @ 1:39 am |
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I know that there should be some degree of censorship, such as threats, or the deliberate destruction of the website such as the things Bert and Jubitow post. But censoring everyone’s point of views because they are not your own is racist as well as communistic. How do you know that your point of view is the correct one. What makes a racist a racist? Is it truth that makes them racist? Who knows now, because what it comes down to is people communicating with people, and at times, they may have conflicting views. By censoring these point of views, there can be no understanding or analysis of these views for people to make up their own mind. Great Job, the moderators did destroy the site worse than Bert and Jubitow. I guess they finally won!! |
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jim on July 31, 2005 @ 1:42 am |
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gary you are the one spreading your filth in the mens jokes too. your actions are very disgusting and thats why chill pill does not accept your garbage. you are most likely all the things you loath. get with the program boy. |
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jim on August 2, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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definition of a racist. one that inflicts his hateful predjudice views on others. also blurting out hateful comments from an imflamed piekisser. one who hates himself and lies about it. one with a frown afraid to turn upside down. |
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Italian woman on August 2, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
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Jokes are meant to be funny...this site has awful responses and often times scary ones!! Read the joke, laugh or don’t, it’s that simple. Being 100% Italian I have not been offended by any of these jokes, take llife with a grain of salt and don’t be so miserable, LAUGH IT’S FUN! |
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jim on August 2, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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matthew boy answer the questions of you. what about the pamplets and flyiers for the revolution. |
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jim on August 5, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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what gives you the right to tell people to ignore me matthew. i have only asked you to answer your debate questions on the revolution. maybe you have not done what you say and have no answers. are you a young control freak who has yet to grow up and realize people have rights. this goes back to your racist nature of you deciding whats best for people. grow up young pip and answer the questions. also please quit posting as others and trolling the site. |
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For the last time on August 7, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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Jim, Jim, Jim (or would "Bert, Bert, Bert" be more appropriate in this circumstance), you continue to address me as Matthew, confusing me for the aforementioned person for some bizzare reason. This is the last time I will respond to your pathetic "prosodies", which could best be described as tripe, while you continue to address me as Matthew. Incase you haven’t noticed, Matthew has all but abandoned the site, infact, he may have abandoned the site now. He has stated that he is withdrawing from all correspondances with the exception of the aforementioned post within he asserted that. I will spell this out as plain and clear as daylight over an Antarctic snowfield at the summer solstice.
I AM NOT MATTHEW
Understand now? I will see soon enough. |
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jim on August 8, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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matthew, your lingering around this site smelling it up and hopefully you have left and will not return. you and your racists ideas have failed and you have been run out of dodge. that is the one thing you said nobody could do to you. well, its been done. the sand has run out of your hour glass and your theorys have hit the road. i’m glad we have at least brought you to realize that what has come out of your piehole has been nothing but utter crapola. |
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Matthew Villani on August 8, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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I decided to check the site and apparently jim is having an argument with somebody he claims to be me. That is not me. Now, what are these questions you keep referring to? I don’t see them here. Retype them or put a link to them. |
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jim on August 8, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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you have been asked about your revolution young pip, answer the question or keep the piehole closed. |
| From: |
Matthew Villani on August 9, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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Would you mind repeating what I have been asked? Or would you rather continue the flame war? |
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jim on August 10, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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matthew this is not a flame war, you have avoided the questions asked by chill pill and me about your revolution plan. you have avoided these questions hoping people would forget. now answer these questions or keep that big yapper shut. your forum is a bigger joke then your not knowing the answers to your half cocked statements. you have a long way to go in becoming the power ranger racist you want to be. now answer these questions young pip boy. |
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Jered on January 6, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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LMAO! I’m italian and I had to send this to my mom cuz i’m fukin dyin here! This is the best one i’ve seen here so far! |
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